Heres the next chapter guys this is going to be the last fluffy chapter for a little bit but I hope you enjoy the first of Montanas promised dates to the girls who got him!
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The next morning, I awoke to find my head encased in darkness. "What…?" I said sleepily as I moved my hands ot from under the covers and felt around my head squeezing something soft. "What are these?" I found myself wondering as I continued to squeeze and try and get whatever these were off of me.
Suddenly, I felt the objects on my head move and a slight but tired groan come out. My eyes shot wide open and my hands froze. "Don't tell me these are…." I said nervously as I felt my face heating up.
After wriggling my head free, I lifted my head up and almost had a heart attack at who had their body and breasts wrapped around my head.
"B-Bismarck…?" I said in a choked out voice as she squeezed my head back into her breasts.
"The pillows talking." She mumbled in her sleep as I picked up the smell of beer coming from her clothes.
"She's still drunk!" I exclaimed in my head as I tried to wiggle my head free from her grasp again. Her grip only tightened with every attempt I made.
"The pillow thinks it can escape. Never!" She mumbled in a happy drunken voice.
"I think I may suffocate between these things if I don't get air!" I gasped. "Oh what a way to go! I can see the light, it's calling me its-"
I was blinded by light as someone moved Bismarck off of me. "I can breath!" I inhaled gulps of air as my eyes adjusted to reveal the sight of Iowa smiling over me.
"Seems you needed a little bit of help there." She smiled as I moved out of Bismarck's grasp.
"Um, yeah thanks" I said as I sat there sheepishly as Bismarck got comfortable again.
Iowa smiled and sat down on one of the beds and stared at me. "Seems last night was a but of fun." She winked at me as I looked away embarrassed. "Most of the girls are still passed out from all the drinking they did, though I woke up a little while ago and took a shower."
I cleared my throat and got up from the bed and walked over to the dresser, pulling out clothes for me to wear. "Then what are you doing here?" I asked as I pulled out a clean shirt and pants.
"Well I have nothing going on today, and I had a thought. Why not have you keep the promise that you made at Pearl Harbor with us?" She stuck out her tongue and gave me another wink.
"Promise?" I asked her confused.
She laughed "You promised me, Yamato, Eugen, Fubuki, and that girl New Mexico you'll go out on a date with us."
I felt myself freeze with the shirt still clenched in my hand. "D-d-date?" I asked nervously.
"Of course a date! And don't worry I won't keep you all for myself." She teased and gave a look at Bismarck. "You know, the month's you were gone, Bismarck was devastated, she felt that she had let you down, and I don't know but I think she had started taking a liking to you."
I looked at Bismarck's drunk sleeping form. "So she actually was worried about me." I said a little sadly, before Iowa gave me a slap on the back.
"Don't look so down, I think the perfect way for you to make it up to her is a date!" She said happily before heading to the door. "I'll meet you in an hour by the main headquarters, I hope you're ready for some fun today!" With one last wink she disappeared around the door.
I stood there for a moment, still in shock after what Iowa had said. "Is she serious?" i stammered.
"Yes she is asshole." Absol sneered from the doorway. "Damn I have to say that you are quite the lucky scorer I mean did you see the size of her tits?"
I rolled my eyes, "Is that really all you care for in a girl, though...you did seem interested in Shoukaku more than her body." I teased as he came up to me and stared me right in the face, his face a red monotone of fury and embarrassment.
"Don't bring that up again, or I will ruin every chance you have with any of the girls." He hissed as I laughed.
"Somebody's just embarrassed that they got caught showing actual human emotions." I said cracking a smile.
"Tch," He scoffed before turning his back to me. "Better not keep her waiting or I'll have to take over and you wouldn't like it if I did. And also you're building quite a harem aren't you?" Absol sneered the last bit as he gave me a side glance over his shoulder
"I'm not building a harem!" I protested, but he had already disappeared.
Heaving a sigh, I made my way to the shower and turned it onto a warm setting before disrobing and stepping in. The warm water ran over my coarse body giving me life and making me feel a bit refreshed. Finishing my shower, I took a step out of the shower and stood in front of the mirror wiping the condensation from it. I examined my worn face and smiled at how I still maintained a youthful look. Toweling off, I pulled on my clean shirt and pants as well as the cap that the destroyers had given me. Giving myself one last look in the mirror I turned to the door to see Absol standing there smirking.
"Finished powdering your nose beauty queen." He laughed.
"Stick it up your ass and stir it with a large stick." I retorted moving past him.
"Oh aren't you the chiper one in this bromance of a relationship, though I wouldn't say that this is a bromance but more of a-" I didn't hear him finish as I had already walked out the door.
"God can he ever leave any part of my life alone!?" I huffed as I walked out of the dorms to meet Iowa.
I reached the main headquarters in a few minutes passing a couple of girls who had woken up from their beds or from the party, saying a good morning to me before continuing on to their destinations. When I finally arrived, I saw Iowa standing wearing a green shoulder shirt with her bra straps pulling over her shoulders. She wore a pair of black framed glasses with a brown bag strapped across her jeans had some rips in them but it was meant for the rugged look. She smiled as I approached giving me a wave and a look up and down.
"You look rather nice in some actual casual clothes instead of those formal casual outfits you wear." She grinned as she grabbed my arm and held onto it. "Now come on we got a whole day ahead of ourselves to enjoy!"
She started to drag me along with her as we started moving towards the shopping district of the base. Girls milled around going from shop to shop checking out different clothes, jewelry, food, and a multitude of other things. A few of the girls got cute expressions on their faces and said slight "Aww" as me and Iowa walked by her hand in mine.
Iowa was looking extremely happy as she went from shop window to shop window pointing at the things they had on display. I couldn't help but smile at how child like she was being and how innocent she looked. After every store Iowa would hand me a bag that she had filled with objects from the store. We stopped at a small shop where Iowa placed her face on the glass and looked at a long purple dress with one long sleeve and a cut off above the breast. "Come on we are going in here." She said dragging me in.
She asked the clerk for the dress along with a few other articles of clothing before headed to the changing room stationing me outside the curtain. "Make sure no one gets a peek~" She winked at me before pulling the curtain close.
I leaned up against the wall and with a heavy sigh dropped the bags on the floor before sitting down and leaning my head against the wall.
"Enjoying your date?" Absol asked with a smile on his face as he sat and leaned his head on the wall as well.
I nearly jumped out of my skin when he started talking. "Jesus do you always have to do that!?"
"I come and go as I please." He grinned as he sat there picking at his fingernails, "why not try and get a peek at that sexy body behind the curtain?"
"Because I'm not a pig like you are." I huffed doing my best not to look at him.
"Aw come on I know you want to you keep forgetting that I'm actually you and I know your thoughts." He laughed before he stood up making a move to the curtain.
"What the hell are you doing!?" I hissed at him.
"Getting a peek what are you going to do to stop me huh? You can't really fight me lest you want to look like an insane person." He grinned before holding his hands up in surrender. "But I guess I'll let it slide this time as I know you want better chances to get under her shirt and pants."
The curtain opened and I turned to look at Iowa, now dressed in the purple dress. I could feel my mouth dropping at how she looked. She looked rather embarrassed as she stepped out. "So what do you think?" She asked her face slightly red.
"You look stunning." I said nodding at my own statement.
She gave me a smile and brushed some of her hair back. "Well I'm going to change alright." She disappeared behind the curtain again.
"You're just ogling her all over, but I admit she has some nice goods." Absol laughed and patted my shoulder.
"Absol, shut up and stop treating these girls like objects that are meant for your desire." I said pointedly to him.
"These aren't my desires truly. They are also yours." He grinned and sat down in a chair. "So don't call me a pig when you are also having the same thoughts."
"What is it you truly want? I ask him. "You have been pestering me all day during this date so clearly you want something, so what is it?"
Absol heaved a sigh and leaned back in the chair. "Something is not right." He said finally.
"What do you mean?" I stare at him with eyes demanding answers.
:I mean something just doesn't feel right at this base. I have this sense of foreboding that something big is going to happen and it's coming soon. So I would suggest you be on your guard at all times or we're going to pay for it dearly." He said in a grave voice just as the curtain opened and Iowa stepped out with the dress draped over her arm.
"Who were you talking to?" She asked giving me a confused look.
"Oh, I was just thinking aloud." I said giving a little laugh, "So you going to get that dress?"
"Yeah, and after let's get something to eat, cause I'm hungry." She moved to the checkout area and bought the dress handing me the bag before walking out and heading down the street.
I picked up the bags of items she had bought and followed her. Iowa continued to walk for a few more minutes before stopping in front of a food stand. "The stuff here smells really good! It smells like home!" She said happily as she got two hamburgers and hotdogs for us before finding a small table to sit down.
She took a bite of the burger and smiled happily closing her eyes. "Thiwf is so good!" she said with her mouth full of food. She swallowed the bite and took another.
"Seems you've missed the food from the states," I said with a slight smile.
Iowa nodded and took her third bite into the burger taking away half of the remaining bit. "Yes, for the longest time I've wanted to have a burger and hot dog." She inhaled the hot dog in a record three seconds before wiping her hands on a napkin and looking at me.
"What?" I asked a little nervously taking a bite of my burger.
"You got a little bit of ketchup…" She licked her thumb and then wiped it across my cheek "...there" She giggled as my face began burning up. "Oh don't be so embarrassed." She smiled.
"Oh, uh yeah right." I said taking another quick bite of my burger.
"So...I have a question for you." Iowa said as I looked at her.
"What is it?" I shoved the rest of the burger into my mouth and took a bite into the hot dog.
"Which one of us do you like?" She asked as the hot dog caught in my throat causing me to cough.
"What?" I coughed down the piece of hot dog.
"Oh she's got you good boy!" Absol laughed from the chair next to me.
"Well, it's just I've noticed that a couple of the girls here are starting to be attracted to you and I was just wondering...who was it you liked." Iowa looked at me with curious eyes.
"I-I can't really say…" I started to say when I heard footsteps approaching from behind me.
"Seems the call for reckoning has come." Absol sighed.
I turned around to see Nagato coming forward with Mutsu. "Nagato what are you doing here?" Iowa asked curiously with some worry in her voice.
"Iowa it'll be fine I'll be seeing you later and also thank you for the company today." I said with a small smile before giving Iowa a hug and turning to Nagato and Mutsu. "The Admiral's back then I take it?"
Nagato simply nodded. Heaving a sigh I gave one last look to Iowa and smiled at her a reassuring smile. "Tell the others I'll see them sometime later."
Turning I walked in front of Nagato as the two follow behind me. "Guess it's time for judgement."
Well now the time for Montana's judgment has come. What will be the verdict? Find out in the next chapter!
I hope you guys enjoyed the date that he had with Iowa as I think he enjoyed it as well, though who knows where his heart truly lies? Be sure to comment like fav and follow this story so it can grow! Thanks you guys love you all!
