Chapter Fourteen: Eggman cometh
A cloud of birds hovered above Mario and his group. Some sentry birds flew into view. "Fuck you fat plumber!" A sentry said.
"What the fuck bitch? How did you know I was a plumber?"
A super Mario Bros game was thrown at Mario, he caught it and looked. He broke the game in half. "Fuck this game" Mario pulled out Mario Bros Super Jumper Saga and tossed that shit up high. A sentry quickly flew and caught it. It plugged the game to its device.
"I'll try it out" the sentry said as it flew away.
DSL watched as he knew the bird cloud would strike. Mario prepared to charge up his fireball to kill the cloud. A sentry shot a ball of energy at Mario, causing the plumber to waste his fireball for defense. A maid named Alex pulled out twin pistols and fired upon the bird cloud, the butler used dark magic to shoot a beam of darkness from his palm at the sentries in a sweeping motion. A few of the sentries failed to put up magical shields in time and died as a result. A few birds from the cloud fell dead, the lifeless bodies falling on the streets below. Another maid named Angela fired arrows at the cloud. The sentries have had enough and began their attack.
The butler summoned skeleton warriors to help battle the sentries. Amy led the last two maids for ground combat. She would suggest that boots on the ground is the best way to go.
The dive bombing sentries devastated most of the skeleton warriors as they were lesser beings. But the Butler knew this would happen. He took this opportunity to summon a death ball inside of the bird cloud. All the birds in the center died instantly which forced the outer birds to break apart.
"Bastards!" A sentry yelled.
Mario shot and killed the bird who spoke. He also shot a bystander who was fleeing from another sentry bird. As the innocent bystander was stabbed to death by the sentry, Mario looked on with approval before deciding to finish off the anticlimactic mini boss known only as "The Bird Cloud". The plumber fired a series of consecutive fireballs at the fleeing birds and eradicated them from the earth. None shall flee this battle. Nine.
As the sentry slit the bystander's throat, Mario gave a cheer, " KILL ALL! "
Amy and the two other maids nodded and began attacking any fleeing citizens. After finishing off the other sentries, he once again summoned skeleton warriors. But this time they were stronger. They began to attack the city.
To Knuckles,
Knuckles and his group were ready. As they piled into the van and left the garage, Knuckles noticed something. High in the sky were many many bird clouds. They had increased their numbers by 300%.
"Oh shit!" Knuckles yelled.
Ryan pokes his head out of the window, "what is it?"
Ryan sees what happened. The birds were gaining in numbers. "Kill... Can you do something about this? Can you kill half?" Ryan asked.
Kill leaves the van and thusly caused the death of 15 MegaClouds. Knuckles also left the van to witness the results. As countless bird corpses fall to the ground, Knuckles has become very aware of the mistake that was made.
"WE GOT TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" Knuckles screamed as he rushed to his van. Kill just teleported them all, including the van, to a different area.
But it was in the sky... So they fell.
To Mario,
As the skeleton warriors, the Butler, Amy and the two other maids attacked literally everything, Angela decided to enact her secret plan. She entered the KFC with Mario and the Driver. They looked around before discovering that Yogi there. But they completely ignored that fact. Mario ordered 25 buckets of fried chicken. Mixing both original and extra crispy chicken. With the tubs of chicken came macaroni and cheese, mashed potatoes with gravy, coleslaw and corn. Biscuits as well.
Yogi was eyeing them the whole time they were there, but he said nothing. Angela noted the bear being there but said nothing also. The secret turned out to be that there wasn't one.
As Mario rubbed his hands together, Yogi approached him. "Hey hey hey, what's in that picnic basket?" the bear asked.
Mario flipped off the bird. Yogi didn't like this and grabbed Mario, "Listen here! I'll kill you!" Yogi yelled. Yogi pulled out a cigar and smacked Mario across the face with it. "What the fuck bitch?" Mario yelled.
Angela threw throwing knives that impaled into Yogi's back. Noting that, Yogi threw Mario, pulled out a Chaos Emerald and teleported out of there.
"Who the fuck?" Mario shouted as the Driver helped him up.
KFC gave Mario a free bucket of popcorn chicken to make up for the attack. "He just showed up one day" an employee said about the demented bear.
"Fucking shit" Mario said.
To Knuckles,
Knuckles group had been teleported to the middle of the city. There skeleton warriors and 3 of Mario's maids were killing many birds and people. One maid was throwing energy pspears at a few bird clouds. The clouds were firing back with razor sharp feathers, but it was being repelled by another maid using a katana.
"What the fuck?" Ryan yelled.
The Butler notices the group and walks over to greet them but stops when he sees Kill. Knuckles, Vector and Mighty go and greet the Butler, but he's unresponsive.
"Who has done this?" the Butler asks Knuckles.
"Who? Kill? I think he said Sonic summoned him" Knuckles explained.
The Butler glares at Knuckles, "Then he must be dealt with"
Knuckles glares back and nods, "After Eggman"
"After Eggman" the Butler repeats.
To Sonic,
Sonic senses a disturbance in the universe. He knew he would soon have to gather a new group of dark followers.
Soon...
To Mario,
Mario exited the KFC with the food along with Angela and the Driver. He noticed that Knuckles was here with his group. Knuckles spotted Mario as well and called out for him, "Mario!"
Mario and his two companions made it over to the spike fisted fighter, "About time bitch"
"I knew the birds were going to attack you so I decided to come help"
"Fuck your help... Wait! Is that Ryan? I saw that bitchass punk Count Mack not too long ago"
"Who? Wait... Was that guy from that time when Sonic made that stupid watch group that failed immediately after being made?" Knuckles asked.
Mario nodded, "Yes, but it didn't fail right away. Although we were more like a local militia than a neighborhood watch group"
Mighty joined the conversation, "Kill and that Butler guy caused the birds in this area to flee"
Knuckles smiled, "Good. Then maybe we'll be able to attack Eggman after all. I don't want to waste my time with this bird bullshit"
Ryan ran over and slapped Knuckles, "Fuck you bitch!"
Mario quickly punched Ryan in the face. Ryan punched Mario back with equal fury.
"The fuck is wrong with you?" Knuckles roared, he also punched Ryan in the face. Ryan fell back. "Fucking piece of filthy!" Mario yelled, he picked up Ryan and threw him. Ryan's body collided with Vector.
"Hey!" Vector yelled. "Fuck you bitch!" Mario replied.
Ryan quickly got up and prepared to charge at Mario and Knuckles. "I'll fuck you up" Ryan yelled.
Mario threw fireballs at Ryan, who was thus dodging them. Knuckles had had enough, he ran at Ryan and tackled him. "Who the fuck do you think you are?" Knuckles yelled.
Ryan spat in Knuckles face and was rewarded with a fist to the face. "Knock it the fuck off or else" Knuckles threatened. "Suck my dick, slut" Ryan responded.
Before Knuckles could punch Ryan again, a loud noise was heard. In the sky was the Death Egg!
"Shit..." Knuckles said.
Ryan head-butted Knuckles and escaped.
"MOTHERFUCKER!" Knuckles screamed.
"We'll get his bitch ass later... For now..." Mario began as he walked over to Knuckles side. The two of them looked up at the large egg shaped mustached floating base. It seemed as though many small objects were being set lose from the base.
"We better leave this area and fast!" Mighty yelled. He was looking through binoculars.
"Why? What's going on?" Vector asked.
"Eggman is sending out some jet fighters..." Mighty reported.
But as soon as he said that, large ships had flown up next to the larger Death Egg base and began open firing upon the city. Bird clouds also began to swarm near the ships.
"SHIT! KILL! GET US OUT OF HERE!" Knuckles yelled.
Kill teleported Knuckles and Mario's groups to Kill's house, along with the van, limo and food Mario had bought from KFC.
"Shit..." Mario said, "Fucking shit!"
"This is bad... What are we going to do now?" Vector asked.
"I... Don't know" Knuckles said.
"Are the birds being controlled by Eggman?" Mighty asked.
To the birds,
Robotnik's fighter jets and Armada were shooting down the bird clouds at a really fast speed. Robotnik knew they would be an distraction he did not need.
As the remaining bird army began to flee, the bird leaders decided to kill themselves by drinking poison. All except for one...DSL.
To Knuckles,
Kill spokes up, "No. Eggman is killing them as we speak"
Mabel opened the front door, seeing as her new husband, a group of strange individuals, a van, a limo and a few tubs of KFC appeared on her driveway. "What's... Going on?" Mabel asked.
"Worry not. I have returned" Kill greeted as it floated to Mabel.
"Uuuh what the fuck is going on?" Mighty asked.
"I guess Kill got married" Knuckles replied.
"These are my friends and I have invited them over to hide from our enemies as we plot"
Kill explained. "More enemies? How many do you have?" Mabel asked. Kill had to think about it, yet was unable to answer. It simply replied with "undetermined" The Butler was staring at Kill.
Mabel and Kill soon invited Knuckles and Mario's group inside the house.
To Ryan,
Ryan had managed to get to the sewers just as a bomber plane dropped its payload unto the streets below. Goddamn this city. Ryan knew he'd have to be quick in order to escape Eggman's wrath if he ever wanted to survive. He also had to report to his leaders about what was going on. Off-Flower had always had a way of monitoring its enemies.