Disclaimer: I am not George Lucas or J.K. Rowling.
Enter Luke, Han, and Mara, at the Jedi Temple.
Enter the holograph of Kara.
Han. Baubles.
Kara. No.
Han. What do you mean, "no?"
Kara. There is a new password. And please don't shout.
Han. But we've been away, how are we supposed to . . . ?
Enter Leia.
Leia. Luke. Mara. I got back a couple of hours ago. I've just been down to visit Chewie and Boga . . . I mean, Dragonmount. Did you have a good Life Day?
Han. Yeah. Pretty eventful. Borsk Fey . . .
Leia. I've got something for you, Luke. Oh, hang on. Password: Abstinence.
Kara. Precisely.
Exit Kara.
Luke, Han, Leia, and Mara enter Revan Tower.
Luke. What's up with her?
Leia. [rolls her eyes] Overindulged over Life Day, apparently. She and her friend Darra drank their way through all the Corellian wine in that holograph of drunk monks down by the Force corridor. Anyway . . .
Leia hands Luke a message from Yoda.
Luke. Great. I've got loads to tell him . . . and you. Let's sit down.
Enter Bria.
Bria. Han.
Exit Han and Bria.
Leia. There's a table over here. Coming. Mara?
Mara. No, thanks. I said I'd meet Lando.
Exit Mara.
Luke. So how was your Life Day?
Leia. Oh, fine. [shrugs] Nothing special. How was it at Han's?
Luke. I'll tell you in a minute. Look, Leia, can't you . . . ?
Leia. No, I can't. So, don't even ask.
Luke. I thought maybe, you know, over Life Day . . .
Leia. It was Kara who drank a vat of five-hundred-year-old Corellian wine, Luke, not me. So what was this important news you wanted to tell me?
Luke tells Leia about the conversation between Vader and Marek.
Don't you think . . . ?
Luke. He was pretending to offer help so that he could trick Marek into telling him what he's doing?
Leia. Well, yes.
Luke. Master Solo and Qui-Gon think so, too. But this definitely proves Marek's planning something. You can't deny that.
Leia. No, I can't.
Luke. And he's acting on Sidious's orders, just like I said.
Leia. Hmm. Did either of them actually mention Sidious's name?
Luke. [frowns] I'm not sure. . . . Vader definitely said "your Master." And who else would that be?
Leia. I don't know. Maybe his father? How's Qui-Gon?
Luke. Not great. [relays Qui-Gon's mission amongst the Mandalorians] Have you heard of this Boba Fett?
Leia. [surprised] Yes, I have. And so have you, Luke.
Luke. When, Galactic History? You know full well I never listened. . . .
Leia. No, no, not Galactic History. Marek threatened Arkos with him. Back on Nar Shaddaa, don't you remember? He told Arkos that Fett was an old family friend and that he'd be checking up on Arkos's progress.
Luke. I forgot. But this proves Marek is a Sith Lord. How else could he be in contact with Fett and telling him what to do?
Leia. It is pretty suspicious, unless . . .
Luke. Oh, come on. You can't get around this one.
Leia. Well, there is the possibility it was an empty threat.
Luke. You're unbelievable, you are. We'll see who's right. You'll be eating your words, Leia, just like the Republic. Oh, yeah, I had a row with Borsk Fey'lya, as well. . . . [relays his argument with Fey'lya]
Leia. After what Omas and Daala put you through last season? He has got a lot of nerve. . . .
Exit all.