Know Your Smashers
Chapter 38: R.O.B.
A certain robot sat in the hot seat.
Know Your Smashers...Know Your Smashers...Know Your Smashers...
"Oh, hello there. I have no idea what this place is, but it is nice being here."
R.O.B...is a sex robot.
"I apologize, but I do not think that is true. I do not know what you mean by me being a sex robot."
I mean that you're a robot that likes to f**k. Don't you even know what sex is?
"No, I do not. My artificial inteligence is incapable of fully understanding the concept of human sexual activity."
R.O.B...was designed to make dildos.
"Dildos? I have no idea what you are referring to."
You know, dildos? The things that people f**k themselves with? You should understand how those things work!
"Unfortunately for you, I do not."
Well, surely you'll understand this one. R.O.B...his name stands for Rosebud Snowballing Bareback.
"I do not think so. I believe my name stands for Robotic Operating Buddy, and I do not understand what Rosebud Snowballing Bareback seems to mean."
You know what?! F**k you and f**k everything that has to do with this show, I'm out of here!
The announcer then got up from his booth and stomped out of the studio, slamming the door behind him and leaving R.O.B. completely confused.
"I do not understand. What was that man all angry about? Was it something I said?"