Baseball's never been hotter than the Jacksonville SUNS:D
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You have every right to charge at us with pitchforks, maces, warhammers, a Trojan horse, a stolen yellow Porche, a hand grenade, a trident, a pissed off cat, and a heap of poorly written yaoi lemons (however, as to who gets to attack us with what… well, you'll have to decide amongst yourselves).
We haven't updated (a REAL update, that is) in like, months. Not since the Unholy Month of NaNoWriMo, to be exact. Yeah, it's been like… almost four months now. As long as the Writer's Strike… O.O I'm sorry, but we've been in the Doldrums, fanfic-wise, and haven't had too many great ideas.
However, thanks to increasing apathy school-wise freeing up time wasted on homework, we can write again! Plus, we've been slowly re-gaining inspiration. I mean, we aren't crazy factories like we previously were… but we've got some stuff to work with. Now, on to the INDIVIDUAL A/N's!
ASH: I recently acquired a tablet and have been drawing fanart like… well, not crazy… but, nonetheless, I've been drawing. I started to draw Alice, even. I mean, I'm really slow at the speed of DRAW, for some reason, so it might take awhile to finish (because I'm notorious for starting something, getting bored, doing something else, getting bored with that, and continuing in a full circle until all tasks are completed… between a week and a year later. -.-) I've also been working on a few fanfictions that will never get read by anyone, just for fun. :D
Oh, and I've found inspiration through Youtube and Epic Saturdays, in which my friend and I go to random places in Yokohama and chill.
HOLLY: I recently have been doing tons of Walt Disney World research. I am going from March 29th until April 1st. I live in Florida so this is very easy. This will be my 9th trip to WDW and I am very excited for it. I am finally passing spanish and match and history so it is all good on the homefront. While Ash has been drawing on her new tablet, I have been spending mindless hours on my guitar hero, shopping, and reading. I have over 130 books that I just counted so I have my own collection. My Twilight book fell apart. The cover and first page fell off so I am in need of buying a new copy of it. For now, you can say that MYSPACE has basically taken over my life so, beware!
Disclaimer at the end!
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DOUBLE-FEATURE! Phil AND Renée!
KNOW YOUR STARS. KNOW YOUR STARS. KNOW YOUR STARS. STARS YOUR KNOW. YOUR STARS KNOW. YOUR KNOW STARS. Phil... can you please sign my baseball?
Phil: Uh, sure!
Oh, THANK YOUU! I love the Suns! n.n
BASEBALL'S NEVER BEEN HOTTER THAN THE JACKSONVILLE SUNS:D
Phil: Wow… the voice is a fan?
Oh HECK yes! Best minor league team EVER! I really like it when you beat the Biscuits. :D
Renée: Uh… over here, please!
Ah, yes! Sorry! Renée… SHE LIVES IN MIANUS, MIKEYA, JAPAN!
Renée: No. No, as a matter of fact, I do not live in Mianus.
RENEE! Do you deny that there is a train in Mianus?
Renée: O.o Rather not answer that…
Of course, of course… chicken-wuss.
PHIL… Lose control at increasing pace. Warped and bewitched. Attempt to erase. Whatever they say. These people are torn. Wild and bereft. Assassin is born. Yeaaaah…. GO!
Phil: Um… okay?
RENEE… owns a PMS'ing unicorn named Adelaide!
Renée: Uh… what?
Renée… is in denial!
Reh-nay-nay: What is there to deny?
Phil… OF THE FUTURE!
-COLLECTIVE GASP!-
Phil: -.- How did I not see that coming?
Because you are more Epimetheus than Prometheus. (A/N: In Greek/Roman mythology… Prometheus had foresight.. Epimetheus didn't.)
Phil: Oh, yes, because it's SOOO possible to be able to see the future. –OOC MOMENT! HOLY CRAP!-
Alice: -cough-
Renée MUST HAVE TACOS! Or she'll explode…
Rah-ney-ney: Now, I can see someone exploding if they had eaten tacos, but if they hadn't…?
PHIL… owns a Stallion Duck named Ienzo!
Phil: Do NOT! Wait… what is a Stallion Duck?
THIS!
-9 ft. tall duck crashes through the wall and lets out a tremendous quack-
Phil: HOLY CRAP!
Preci- JASPER! GET AWAY FROM THAT DUCK RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
Jasper: -stops petting Ienzo- Awww! But why?!
DON'T ASK. JUST DO WHAT I SAAAAYYY! WaaaFLLEEES!
-Jacob bounds into the scene-
Waffles: Woooof?
Please rip Japer to shreds.
-POOF-
Jacob: -evil grin- With pleasure…
Jasper: O.O OH CRAP!
Alice: Oh NO YOU DON'T! –trips Jacob-
Jacob: … OWWWIEEEEEE!!! –fetal position- MEANIEHEAD! –cries-
…Holy crap, Alice.
Alice: -smiles proudly- You're welcome. –grabs Jasper by the collar and walks away-
…Mmmkay then…
RENEE... She doesn't care that Bella is going to become a vampire! She's known that Edward was one all along! She's also known that Jacob is a werewolf, and that fried pickles are quite tasty.
Ruh-nae-nae: Well, that last part, I can agree with… but… WHAAAT?! I mean, that would explain quite a bit, but… WHAATT?! –Confusion-
Edward: Well… I must admit, this is going over better than when Charlie found out…
Carlisle: I agree, but now all of America has had this fact confirmed, and we're going to have to move away to like, Antarctica so no one can stalk us.
Edward: Ahh, excellent point…
Bella: Well, I'm glad you two can be so casual about this!!! Mom is going into HYSTERICS. Jeeze…
Renée: -twitchspasm- AHHH! AAAHHHHHH! AH! YOU--- DEAD! VAMPIRE! DEAD!! PIIIICKLLLEEESSS! –falls over-
Somewhere, right now, someone is ramming their head into the wall repeatedly.
Phil: SUPPORT MECHANISM ACTIVATED! I SHALL SAVE YOU, RENEE! –picks Renée up off the floor, bridal-style-
-Charlie stalks on to the scene-
Ohhhh sugar cookies…
Edward: Soo… Carlisle… how about those Canadians? –takes a sip from a random cup of mountain lion blood-
Carlisle: Yeah… about those Canadians… -sips from a glass of bear blood-
Emmett: Dad… you're drinking my blood aggaaaain. –Whine-
Charlie: I-ISSAABEELLAA MARRIEEE SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!
Bella: AREN'T YOU TWO GOING TO DO SOMETHING?! MY DAD IS EITHER GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK, SHOOT UP THE PLACE, OR LAUNCH INTO THE NEVER-ENDING SCREAMING FIT OF PUNISHMENT HERE!!!
Edward: …Well, I'll protect you from him, however… Carlisle?
Carlisle: Yes. You see, we find that it's best to fire people on a Friday. There's a much lower risk of confrontation. We try to avoid confrontation at all costs. –sip-
Bella: Helpful. –Sarasm-
Emmett: NNNOOOOO! STOP DRINKING MY BLOOOOD!
Rosalie: Emmett… -sigh- Come on. We'll go get some more blood if it bothers you that much.
Emmett: … OKAY!
-Initiate walk-off-into-the-backstage-sunset!-
Charlie: You are DEAD. I will see to it that you become a crazy cat lady-slash-spinster and NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE AGGAAAIIIN!!! Becoming a vampire… how dare you!
Bella: …
Renée: And it's ALL YOOOUUUR FAULT for letting those two stay together!
Charlie: MY FAULT?! MMMYYYY FAULT?!
-huge verbal tiff-
…Alright, let's get this crap back on track. Since Renée seems quite occupied, let's bother Phil.
PHIL… is a proctologist and therefore drives a brown Probe.
Phil: …HAHAHA!
PHIL… his hobbies include torturing, killing, breeding, and creating Sims.
Phil[INSERT NERVOUS GESTURE HERE …N-no! Now, why would you say that? …Hehehe?
PHIL… has created a Sims 2 Nightlife-style crematorium out of an empty room (separate from a house), an archway (remove-able, of course), and some of those really stupid insti-death fireball machines… whatever they're called.
Phil: …AlRIGHT! FINE! I'VE DONE IT!! But do you have the slightest idea just how annoying it is to have nosy Sim neighbors running by, stealing your gnomes and newspapers and knocking down your trashcans?! GNOMES AND NEWSPAPERS, PEOPLE! GNNOOOMEEES AND NEEWSSPAPERS!
PHIL… is an expert in STF.
Phil: …What's STF?
Slips, Trips, and Falls.
Phil: Oh. Well, yeah, I guess…?
PHIL… knows how to swear in Japanese and does it often!
Phil: No. I don't swear, anyway. Especially not in other languages.
… ANATA BAKA OKAMA! ("You're a stupid fag" in Japanese)
Phil: -gasp- DAMARE-YO! ("Shut up" in Japanese)
Pssh. Yowa-mushi. ("Weakling" in Japanese)
OWNED!
…Not.
So, anyway…
PHIL… PANCAKES!
Phil: Oh god… no! NO! ANYHTING BUT THAT!
Pancakes! Pancakes, pancakes. Pancakes?! –fist-slamming-on-table sound- PANCAKES! Pancakes…
Phil: GAAAAHHH! twitchspasm
MUAHAHAHA! I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORRRLD WITH THE STUPIDITY OF PAAANCAAKKKEESSS! And cheese… MUAAAHAHAHAHAA!
PHIL… knows what I mean when I say "Cheese Lust".
Phil: -unable to respond-
Phil… I command you to RESPOND!
Phil: -twitch- Pancakes.
-Extreme head-desking action!-
Renée: I don't want to hear from you EVER AGAIN! Come, Bella! We're going to Adventure Landing!
Bella: But moooommm!
Renée: Oh, fine, Edward can come too… I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ELSE FROM YOU, THOUGH! AM I CLEAR!?
Bella: Sure. Fine. Whatever.
Charlie: Ohhh NO YOU DON'T. GROUNDATION STARTS NOW! –kung-foo grips Bella's left arm-
Renée: Don't listen to your father, come with ME! –kung-foo grips Bella's right arm-
-TUG 'O WAAAR!-
Bella: GAAH! QUIT ITTT!
Edward: -gently pries Charlie and Renée's arms away and tosses Bella over his shoulder- Come, Bella! We shall go to Disney World, where DREAMS COME TRUE!
Bella: -sniffles- Will you take pictures in mouse ears with me?
Edward: Of course! And we shall LOVE IT! I WILL MAKE MOUSE EARS THE HOTTEST FASHION TREND! I AM GODLIKE IN MY BEAUTY! FOR JEEERRRSSSSEEEYYY!!! –takes off-
Carlisle: Well… that was… random. Has he been fed any pretzels lately?
Esme: Of course not, Care Bear. We put him through pretzel detox, remember?
Carlisle: Oh yeeaah…. –takes another sip- Must be the side effects of the detox…
…Well, I seriously can't think of anything else.
And NOW YOU KNOW… PHIL AND RENEE!
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Oh, and that was crap. -.-
REVIEWREPLIES!!!
Alright, since it was getting too hard to answer all of our reviews personally (stupid message limit… rawr…), we've decided to answer them here!
Or, at least Ash has, since she's in charge of review answers… which she slacks off in quite a bit.
Megan T. Cullen: Holy crapolazilla. You reviewed a lot of chapters, and we thank you profusely for it. xD
xosmnetanox:D Well, we're glad you like it. If you get the time to read the rest of this story, I hope you still like it and don't contemplate suicide for too long from it. xD
NDBailey16: HAHAH! YES! The randomness is geeewd.
Toboesgirl Sayuri: J But the question is… will you have enough TIME to read more? O.o Or maybe that's just me, because I found this great 64 chapter one a few weeks back and still have yet to finish it… -.- (UPDATE! As of 2-25-08, I've finished reading it:D)
Insanity's Partner: I KNOW, RIGHT?! Adventure Landing rocks! And oh my god… that ice cube line killed me. xD Why, Bella, WHHHYYY do you feel the need to be such a house potato?!
ichigoxringo: Ah, thankies for the luck-wishing.
Dude, JAPANESE is hard. Especially when you have to start learning kanji… -shudders- I DESPIIISEEE KANJI! I mean, it's easy to remember and everything but… ugh. I just… hate it.
Neither names seem to ring a bell… well, the last one kinda does… I shall need to check my handy dandy Yearbook and get back to you on that. xD
And OHMIGAWD!!! I REMEMBER THAT SOOONG! xDD I was forced to learn a dance to it some time ago… -.-' But oh, jeeze, that song was deeply lodged into my brain afterwards. It's so catchy…
ILOVEVAMPIRES2007: HAI, HAI, HAI!!! Chill. We shall. xD If my brain doesn't completely collapse in on itself like a dead star, I'll get to work on Aro soon. And the pack…
Lobaa: xD Oh, I know the feeling. Once you get into the quadruple negatives, there's no going back…
And I'm glad you like it. n.n I don't think it's as good as it used to be, but BY CARLISLE, I WILL FINISH IT! –slams fist on desk-
PEACE, LOVE, MUSE, BLOOD, CHEMICAL ROMANCE, AND CHEESE,
Ash and Holly
DISCLAIMER: We do not own Twilight or anything else mentioned above. Nope. Nothing. So, please don't sue. We also aren't profiting off of this. But if I had a dollar for every fanfic I wrote... I'd have at least 5000 Yen right now.