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Chapter: 36Steve the Dork and Alfred the Puff

We all hesitated uncomfortably as the groans grew louder. I scooted way back behind the three adults. Ptch, call me a coward! I dare you! But I'd bet my ass you'd be doing the same thing if you were in my position!

"Uhm… what do we do?" I asked, and looked at Billy. He was rubbing his eyes aggressively. I stepped over next to Rick.

"Psst. I think Billy was bitten…" I whispered, and pulled Rick's hand. Rick looked over at Billy who was looking straight at me.

"No. I'm just tired. Now let's go." Billy said scaring the crud out of me. We all walked towards the metal detector hallway, and looked to the right of the hall. We couldn't see anything yet. I was tense waiting for them to appear and my stomach felt nauseated. We all glanced at each other and ran down the hallway.

"Billy!" I yelled, and watched as he socked zombie so hard it nearly did a back flip. I skipped past the zombies Billy took down and wondered why he was so tired. I mean hell, I was tired too but I was too scared to realize it.

When we all finally got to the black doors I was just happy to be that far. Claire put the emblem in place, and our trek continued.

There was a huge wooden bridge, with a small cat walk next to it, which we had to use because a huge car was crashed on the bridge making it impossible for us to cross. While walking across the stupid catwalk we all saw a container of AMMO. I ran toward the car and took it.

"Here you go!" I said, and handed them to Rick. He took them and smiled at me. We then pressed on. When we finally got up the 'stairway to heaven' we were stuck at a fork in the road. I looked at the group and shrugged.

"Billy and Claire Bear…" Claire said and looked at Rick. Rick's eye twitched, but he agreed. I didn't like being separated from him either, but eh who gives right?

So then, Billy and I headed for the mansion, and Claire and Rick headed for the court yard with the giant worm of doom. We were given the hand gun and the best of luck.

"Okay, so what have you been doing since you left us back at the Marcus facility?" I asked as we headed up white marble steps leading to the mansion. Billy's foot caught on the middle stair, and he fell to his hands. I stared at him. I never thought Billy would be a klutz and fall over himself like I do. Wait… I don't. Hey! Claire Bear one, Billy, zero!

"Uhm… you okay?" I asked, and tried to help him up. Billy pushed my help aside, and stood up. He dusted himself off and kept going as if nothing happened.

"I've been wandering around." He said and entered the black gates. I followed. We both head a clicking noise and pants. We both looked at each other and immediately spotted two zombie dogs come running around the corner of a pillar towards us.

"Shit!" Billy said, and shoved me into a thick column of bushes to the right. I fell in, and the twigs cut my skin but not like a freaking butcher knife so I was okay.

"YOOOUUU SUUUUCCCKKKK!" I yelled, and wiggled around trying to get back up. I popped my head up out of the bushes like a chipmunk does to see if the coast is clear. Billy was firing with great aim at the two pups. They whined.

"GET EM! GET EM!" I yelled as if it were a football game. Billy shot both of the puppies down, and looked over at me.

"Come on, let's--" He was cut off when a third dog came running towards him; he aimed, fired, and nailed it. I climbed out of the bushes.

"Okey Dokey then. Let's move on!" I said, and went on. We picked up an emblem with a green gem at the top and an air plane engraved on it. We then stepped into the huge mansion.

We both walked around looking at the hall. A huge portrait was on the wall to the left, and a long stair case. Then two doors were at the right. I looked at the desk with a computer on it; it was turned on.

"Let's go up those stairs…" I said actually leading Billy in the direction of the card key.

Rick and Claire

Both Rick and Claire had encountered naked zombies, and running zombies. They were still unbitten and alive, which made their day.

"Where to now?" Claire asked and looked around the room they had first entered. It was a hallway with phones racked on the left side of the wall, and an office to the left. There were two shutters, one exactly to the left of them, and one right by the office. Then another door was at the far end.

"I- -" Rick pulled Claire over to the wall and hid there. They heard someone talking…

"He'll do it. He doesn't have a choice now does he? He'll get the two brats -- yes I know it will be difficult but I'm always here in case he fails." It was Wesker. Rick frowned behind the wall of the office building, leaning against the closest shutter to the door.

"Wesker?" Claire asked a little too loud, Rick clomped a hand over her mouth. She tensed and tried to move Rick's hand. Rick shushed her. She finally shrugged and let it be.

Who is Wesker talking about? Rick thought drastically.

"Yes of course I'm watching him. Ada, I know how to control him. Will you stop worrying? I don't care if he's her friend! Ada, I will not speak with you about this anymore." Rick heard a beep and removed his hand from Claire's mouth. He took her machine guns and readied them. The foot steps grew closer…

The office door opened and closed… Rick sighed heavily, and took Claire's arm.

"Let's go." He said. Claire nodded, and followed.

They left for the mansion in search of Billy and Claire Bear.

Claire Bear and Billy

"AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LEMME OUT LEMME OUT!" I screamed and pounded on the shelf that had locked Billy and myself in the small room with various weapons in glass cases. The room was being heated quickly, and both myself and Billy started to feel hot. Hot as in sweaty, not sexy.

"Jesus Christ Claire Bear you just put the lugers back." Billy said, and placed them back into their golden home. I watched as the shelf opened smoothly. I ran out and kissed the ground.

"UHM… right." I said and stood. All we really got from the room was a sub marine steering wheel, and got to see a movie with two freaky kids looking as if they'd make out any second.

"Let's go outside. I remember seeing another black gates ya know what I'm sayin' Billy Bob?" I asked and smiled at him. He stared at me and looked as if he was about to say something.

"Claire Bear I …" He stopped. I smiled.

"Scared of submarines? Me too. I don't like being under water." I said, and took his arm in mine. I smiled broadly.

"But we'll be okay!" I finished. His face fell and he seemed a little stressed.

"yeah… right." He said. We left the room, and went to the front door. We didn't even get to touch the freakin' door handle and we already heard a girly scream followed by a "HELP MEEEEEEEE!" Billy took off running towards the room where I almost melted, and I followed close behind.

The room was letting off a siren and a red light was shining from the wall to the left with a bunch of panels on it. The entire room was really green lighted with different kinds of models in glass cases, like fake insects and air planes… guns… yeah that crap, anyway, we ran for the open screen.

There was a video monitor showing Steve bawling like a baby (okay he wasn't crying) but he was pounding on the shelf like a mad man. Billy looked up at the matchies you had to pair. A was a hang gun, B a submarine, C an ant, D was Chuck Norris, and E was a magnum.

I looked at Billy.

"Duh, Chuck Norris and the ant?" I said as if all was oh so obvious. Billy rolled his eyes and started to press A and E.

"PUT THE LUGERS BACK YOU DIB SHIT!" I yelled at Steve who was still screaming bloody murder even after the shelf was starting to move forward. He came stumbling out as if he was the one who had moved it with his bare hands. He breathed heavily.

"You okay kid?" Billy asked. Steve looked at Billy annoyed.

"It's Steve. And I'm fine." Steve said and winked at me. Billy rolled his eyes. I did too.

"OI! We need those!" I said and stopped. I just stole Claire's line. Just then Rick and Claire came barging into the stuffy room stumbling over themselves.

"Hey! (pant) we just saw (pant) Wesker! He's here!" Claire breathed as Rick ruffled my hair. I re did it cuz the… well you know. I saw Billy's arms drop to his sides and his eyes widen. I think Rick caught it too…

"Hm?" Billy asked and crossed his arms over is chest.

"The bad guy." I said and smiled. He made an, "ah." expression.

"He was talking about someone being here…" Rick said and looked at Billy. Billy looked normal. What ever he was surprised by he wasn't anymore. Steve was checking the lugers for ammo and Claire and Rick were launching off the story like a rocket.

"We'll just have to be extra careful then." Billy said after they finished. Rick nodded, and looked at Steve. I sensed negative energy. Steve sighed, and inched for the door.

"FREEZE BUBBLE BUTT!" I yelled, and glared at Steve. He looked at me and seemed pleased I talked about his ass. What a freak.

"Hey, we need those. Give them to me." Claire said and held her hand out. Steve looked at Claire and smirked. He then held them up pretending to be all cool and shit. Billy was laughing at my facial expression but tried really hard not to laugh. I was pretty annoyed with Steve.

"You mean my Golden Lugers?" He asked all 'manly' like.

"Yeah even though Billy and I had to save your ass so they could be 'your' golden lugers." I said and sat down on the green sofa in the room. Billy sat down next to me.

"Yeah. Thanks to you." He said and smiled. I gave him a thumbs up. Billy leaned against me. Rick coughed annoyed.

"Tell you what? I'll trade them. For something fully automatic…" Steve said, and no later he said that, not giving us a chance to think, he took off. Billy was starting to lean on me heavily. I looked at him to my right only to find he'd fallen asleep.

"heh…heh… anyone got a marker?" I asked and pictured Billy waking up with cat whiskers. Rick and Claire looked at me and laughed.

"No, come on, let's go. Wake him up." Rick said and seemed amused that Billy fell asleep to Steve's little act. I moved out from under him, and shook his shoulders lightly.

"Billlllyyyy?" I asked in a way my mother always woke me up when I had to go to school, cept she said Clllaaiiireee not Billlllyyyy. He opened his eyes like in a horror movie where it's like BAM and their eyes are like open and adjusted. He smiled.

"Okay let's go." He said and got up. He looked a little better. I guess all he needed was a cat nap. Rick, Claire and I followed Billy out the room.

We all started for the front door yet again when another obstacle was encountered.

"DUCK!" Rick yelled, and hid behind a pillar with Billy, while Claire and I hid together. I made the sound of a duck. I heard something slap and immediately knew Rick had slapped his forehead. We all heard four shots ring out.

"Hi Claire! You're sooooo cool!" I smiled. She looked at me and smiled.

"How dare you attack my head quarters?" Came an extremely gay voice. I mean it's like WOAH, what the? Billy and Rick looked hilarious. They were both trying not to laugh and when the guy did talk they'd either mock him or laugh harder.

"Hehe." Claire laughed and rolled her eyes at the guys. I was concentrating on not being shot mind you, so I decided to stay out of this one. Claire and I were the only two who could contain ourselves and be serious.

"Who sent you?" He yelled, and I was immediately told by the way the others were talking Claire and I had to be the talkers, it went something along the lines of this:

"W-were n-n-not Hahahah!" Which was Billy's desperate attempt to speak.

"T-t-tres p-passing! Hahahaha!" This was my own flesh and blood, Rick speaking, and then Claire was trying to say something like: "I don't know what you're talking about!" But Alfred fired at the guys pillar droning out her voice.

"I AM ALFRED ASHFORD COMMANDER OF THIS BASE! I WILL NOT BE INSULTED BY A BUNCH OF PEASANTS LIKE YOURSELVES!" Alfred roared. My eye twitched.

"HEY PUFF STOP ACTING LIKE YOU GOT A STICK SHOVED UP YOUR ASS! LEAVE US ALONE!" I yelled trying to get him to stop firing at the guys who immediately stopped laughing.

"Hmph… we'll see who gets their last laugh… ah haha ah haha!" Alfred laughed like a school girl and left walking into a locked room on the second level.

"Like you guys didn't sound like that when you were younger." I said irritated that the dorks almost got themselves killed.

"I AIN'T GAY!" Billy and Rick yelled out at the same time. Claire and I looked at each other and sighed heavily.

We were off to the sub marine when Claire and Rick suggested they'd check out the rest of the mansion to make sure we didn't miss anything. Billy agreed and I guess I did too. We said bye and headed for the subby.

A/N: Well, I thought I did okay here. I feel better about this chapter. I mean the first part is a little tiring cuz you still have enter Code veronica and meet the characters ya know? But I hope you liked it! Pleezz review: )