Twilight and RWBY

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and what if instead of shy mary sue Bella Swan from Phoenix…the new transfer student was energetic and adorable Ruby Rose from Beacon Academy who's there on a mission to find out about the rumors of superhuman people? Oh boy…AU OOC Femslash and bashing)

"Do you mind if I stay around you for a little while? You're an Ice Queen that apparently likes cars, and I'm better with machines than with people…" Ruby asked dashing over to Rosalie as soon as her sister left the school and nearly pouting up at the tall blond who blinked at this.

"As long as you tell me about that bike." Rose said causing Ruby to perk up as she beamed up at Rosalie.

"Deal!" Ruby said happily before hugging Rosalie all of a sudden, causing the vampire to freeze in shock at this as had everyone else.

"Wow you really are an Ice Queen. Your skin is as cold as Weiss and Winters." Ruby said giggling after she had released Rosalie.

"My names Ruby Rose by the way." Ruby said smiling up at Rosalie and causing her to blink for a minute.

"My name is Rosalie Hale and this is my family. My twin brother Jasper." Rosalie began causing Ruby to look at him wide eyed at the sight of his scars.

"Wow you must get in a lot of dangerous fights. You have about as many scars as me and Fox do!" Ruby said causing them all to freeze up again. Scars?

"You have scars?" Jasper asked earning a nod from the small girl.

"Yep! I got lots of em but mostly on my stomach and back and shoulders! They don't hurt much if they're over a month old but my newer ones still sting a bit, but please don't tell my friends or sister. They get really overprotective if they think I'm in pain since I'm the youngest." Ruby said nodding proudly before looking around as if her friends would pop up out of nowhere.

"Ya'll have ta show me sometime darlin'. This here is my wi-girlfriend, Alice Cullen." Jasper said quirking an eyebrow at the small girl.

"Hi nice to meet you! I know that we're going to be really good friends. Do you like shopping and fashion?" Alice asked hyperly as she bounced in place a bit.

"Erm…Yang, my big sister, likes fashion more than I do. I like shopping for parts for things like my sisters bike or my sweetheart though!" Ruby asked causing Alice to deflate a little.

"Sweetheart?" Rosalie asked raising an eyebrow curiously. Did the small girl already have a boyfriend?

"Well yeah, my sweetheart Crescent Rose! I built her myself so of course I have to do maintenance on her and make sure she's in tip top condition. Most of my friends and classmates let me do maintenance on their rides or sweethearts too so I have to go shopping for parts for them too sometimes." Ruby said nodding her head as if what she said made perfect sense and causing everyone to blink. Okay so not a boyfriend but an object then.

"Ooookay then. Hey there squirt my name's Emmett Cullen, I'm Alice's brother and Rosalie's boyfriend." Emmett said grinning down at the girl whose eyes lit up as she looked up at him.

"Wow you're as tall as Yatsuhashi and Sage!" Ruby said as she began climbing up his cloths until she sat on one of his broad shoulders while everyone stared at her.

"Oh wait." Ruby stopped grinning as she frowned, tilting her head to the side slightly which had most girls cooing again.

"Weiss said I should ask before climbing on someone." Ruby said frowning before slipping backward off of Emmett's shoulder, causing most people to shout out in alarm before they quieted as she flipped in midair and cleanly landed on her feet. Rosalie let out an unneeded breath of relief as she held one hand over her unbeating heart when she made sure for herself that the girl was okay.

"Can I get on your shoulders Mister Emmett?" Ruby asked smiling hopefully up at Emmett who grinned shakily down at her and picked her up gently.

"Sure thing kiddo and don't call me Mister. Just Emmett is fine. You can ride on my shoulders whenever you want, just please don't slip off like that again without warning us first. I think you nearly gave Ali-cat and Rosie heart attacks." Emmett said gently settling the girl on his shoulder and causing her to look surprised and apologetic as she looked at the two girls.

"Sorry. I'm just used to doing that whenever I'm riding on Sage or Yatsuhashi's shoulders…then again… my friends and teachers panicked when I slid off of their shoulders the first time too… Goodwitch nearly flayed them alive while keeping me 'safe' next to her." Ruby said tilting her head slightly as she thought about that.

"Well anyways…here's the last of us. My brother Edward Cullen." Emmett continued on after a minute, pointing at Edward who stared at Ruby with narrowed eyes.

"Why can't I read you?" Edward asked glaring at the girl who blinked at him for a second before glaring back.

"I don't know what you're talking about since my sister and friends said that I wear my heart on my sleeves and my thoughts on my face." Ruby said glaring at the boy defiantly with her silver eyes seeming to glow a little in warning.

"Dolt! What do you think you're doing up there?" A girls voice demanded causing Ruby to jump startled with a small squeak while everyone whirled around to see the white haired girl who spoke, they hadn't even heard her arrive. Unfortunately her jumping like that plus Emmett whirling around a bit too fast caused Ruby to fall off of his shoulder, only to disappear in a burst of speed and appear in front of the white haired girl, hugging her while everyone blinked. Only Rose and Jasper seemed to notice the rose petals that were dissolving as they gently fell to the ground.

"Hi Weiss!" Ruby said happily hugging the girl who shoved her off with narrowed eyes but a small blush on her cheeks.

"What have I told you about hugging me?" Weiss demanded glaring at the duo haired girl who pouted a bit.

"Not to without asking first. Sorry Weiss…what are you doing here anyways? Aren't you supposed to be in class?" Ruby asked tilting her head slightly up at the girl who was only an inch or two taller than her in those heels.

"Yang forgot to grab your book bag on her way to take you to school so I volunteered to bring it to you, Professor Port knows this and allowed me to skip his class today." Weiss said shoving a red and black book bag into Ruby's hands causing her to blink.

"Thanks! I forgot about it entirely!" Ruby said grinning and rubbing the back of her neck sheepishly and causing the white obsessed girl to roll her eyes but smile slightly.

"Dolt." The white haired girl muttered almost fondly, causing Ruby to grin while Rosalie growled.

"Yep!" Ruby agreed happily while Rosalie stormed over and glared down at Weiss who glared back fearlessly.

"Why are you insulting the little one?" Rosalie growled out at Weiss, earning a glare and scowl combo.

"She's my school partner, leader, and very reluctantly my friend, I have been calling her a dolt since we met. Who do you think you are to question me?" Weiss demanded crossing her arms over her chest and glaring up at Rosalie without fear.

"Weiss this is Rosalie Hale, my new friend and the resident Ice Queen-"

"Hey!" Rosalie protested indigently at this.

"Rosie this is Weiss Schnee, my BFF and the Ice Queen-"

"Hey!" Weiss protested here.

"Of my old school." Ruby finished cheerfully as if she hadn't been interrupted while Emmett was snickering heartily. He outright laughed at Ruby's next comment while the two 'Ice Queens' looked at her in disbelief.

"It's the meeting of the Ice Queens! Look out Hell they will freeze you over!"