Total Drama Return Episode 13 Part 1
NutsyTheNuttySquirrel – Oh, thanks a lot! Yeah, I thought people would expect it to be Courtney! Guess I was wrong!
Agreenparrot – Really? I thought the eliminations were a bit rushed…I didn't want an excuse to get rid of Heather so early, so I gave her immunity, but who else asides from Cody was left to vote off after that? And no, Courtney left the island with Cody and Owen.
Coolman123 – No, sorry, Courtney left the island with Cody and Owen. The merge will hit in about two or three episodes, don't worry.
Luvinmoney – Amen brother!
Anonymous Reader/Sparkling-Nexis137 – Ha! You can't hide from me! I know it's you! You're sweeter then Ned Flanders' religious beliefs, a thousand Crème Eggs, and if Willy Wonka owned the universe, you'd still be sweeter then his new 'MUST EAT FIFTY POUNDS OF CANDY A DAY' rule.
The Boat of Losers was a slight bit crowded, especially since Owen took up most of the space. Courtney was still grumbling to herself about how she should have gotten on the show, and Cody was thinking of how he could apologize to Dawn and Justin. Soon, Playa Des Losers came into sight. They could see what the others were doing. Eva and DJ were sunbaking, and holding hands. Alejandro, Duncan and Blainely and were also sunbathing, while Lindsay and Tyler were making out, and Harold was trying to teach Katie how to play cards.
"Hey wait, where's Sierra?" Said Cody. Soon, all three disembarked the boat. Eva groaned.
"Oh great. Courtney didn't get back on the show?" Said Eva.
"Wouldn't that be a good thing?" Said Duncan.
"No. We all need a break from her." Said Eva, and everyone burst into giggles and laughter. Courtney scoffed.
"Whatever. It's been a long day, and I'm going to bed." She said, stomping into the hotel.
"No arguments." Said Duncan.
"Guys, where's Sierra? Is she okay? I just want to see her." Said Cody, but suddenly, he was tackled by a large figure.
"Eeee! Cody-Kins, I missed you so much! And I owe you two things…" Said Sierra. First she gave him a big kiss on the cheek, which Cody nervously rubbed off, and then, she gave him a slap.
"That's for breaking your promise." Said Sierra.
"Wh-What promise?" Gasped Cody.
"You didn't win for us." Said Sierra. Cody sighed.
"Whatever. I'll just miss my amazing friends…I'll miss Trent, and Beth, and Brady, and Gwen…" Said Cody.
"Gwen…I miss Gwen…I am so going to pummel Trent when he gets here! How dare he hit on my girl!" Said Duncan.
"Oh, shut it, lover boy. You've been dreaming about her ever since you got here." Said Blainely. She was treated to a wine glass in the face, thanks to Katie.
"It's okay to miss your partners! I miss Noah…" Said Katie.
"I miss Izzy…" Said Owen
"I miss Heather…wait, did I just say that?" Said Alejandro.
"I miss LeShawna…even though we technically aren't together." Said Harold.
"Ugh! You dorks are so annoying! I'm off to bed." Said Blainely.
"You're just jealous that no-one loves you." Said Alejandro, and Blainely gave him the finger, quite briskly.
The next morning, the final fourteen at Wawanakwa gathered for breakfast. Dawn and Justin cuddled adoringly, Beth and Brady fed eachother, and Bridgette and Geoff made out. Gwen sighed.
"I miss Duncan…" She said.
"Oh, be quiet, Gwen. Stop obsessing over your boyfriend. Oh wait, he's right here." Said Heather, pointing to Trent. Gwen flipped her off.
"I miss Katie. She missed our first Valentine's Day as a couple." Said Noah.
"And Duncan missed our one-year anniversary." Said Gwen, looking down sadly. Heather scoffed.
"You guys are just sad sacks. If you don't focus on the game, you're sure to be gone next." Said Heather.
"Shut up, Heather. We know that deep down inside, you miss Alejandro." Said Izzy.
"I…you…Ugh!" Said Heather. Then, Chris walked in.
"Oh, great! I'm so glad you're all depressed about your crappy love lives, because today's challenge is based on Valentine's Day!" Said Chris.
"Wasn't Valentine's Day a week ago?" Said Noah, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah, but we just thought it was a good idea." Said Chris.
"A good idea? Do you remember how the last romance-themed challenge went?" Said Bridgette. Geoff nodded in agreement.
"Just shush! Now, in today's challenge, you will be drawing a name from the hat. Whoever you get is your valentine." Said Chris.
"Oh boy." Said Gwen.
"Now, you have to write an anonymous poem to your valentine. You have to figure out who your valentine is, and then come back to me. If you are correct, you win one point for your team. Oh, and here's the kicker…you only get one guess. So, the team with the most correct guesses in the end wins. So, pick your valentine!" Said Chris.
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Heather: I got…Izzy? Oh great, just my luck. What am I meant to say to her? Um, I like the way you scratch your ear with your foot? Yeah right!
Izzy: Ooh! I got Justin! I could think of a thousand things to say to him /Cackles evilly/
Justin: I got…erm…Brady…what am I meant to write to a dude?
Brady: I got Gwen…Gosh, I'm just not sure I can do this to anyone but my Bethy-Pie…
Gwen: Let's see…knowing my luck, I probably got someone pretty terrible…/Pulls a name out/ Are you serious? TRENT?
Trent: I got Bridgette…Gosh, I was hoping for Gwen…Not that I like or her or anything!
Bridgette: Oh my gosh, I got Heather! What nice thing could I possibly say to her?
Beth: I got Noah…Not terrible, I guess. It's better then writing a valentine to a girl…well, I just don't have much experience in that area…
Geoff: I got Dawn, man. This'll be cool! I've written plenty of valentines before! Once, at my epic Valentine's Day party of '07, I was thirteen, and I wrote a valentine to my middle school crush, and announced it in front of better. It probably would have gone better if she hadn't have had a boyfriend at the time.
Dawn: I got Ezekiel. Poor thing, probably doesn't get too many valentines…I'll make sure I'm as nice as possible to him!
Zeke: I got Beth, eh…we're both farm people, eh, so I think I can relate it to that…
Noah: Perrr-fect. I got Geoff. People already think I'm gay, so writing a valentine to a guy helps that?
LeShawna: And I got Noah the Turkey. What nice thing can I write to that little sadistic cynic? Well, he's come through for us a couple of times, so I'll try my best…
All of the contestants were off writing their valentines. Chris had made Dakota their personal delivery system, and he was giving her a big lecture.
"Dakota, you've been seriously lacking in the drama department lately. I may not be able to let you onto Season Two." Said Chris. Dakota gasped.
"Why not? I caused that whole thing with DJ and Eva!" Said Dakota.
"And they ended up getting back together." Said Chris.
"I also caused the whole Lindsay, Duncan and Tyler debacle." Said Dakota.
"Which ended about six episodes ago, after Tyler voluntarily left out of guilt." Said Chris. Dakota looked frantic.
"Please! I'll do anything to get onto Season 2!" Said Dakota, clasping her hands together.
"It's not about what you do. It's about what you give. And if you give me drama, I'll consider letting you on Season 2." Said Chris. Dakota gasped. Then, suddenly, the door slammed open.
"Here, just give this to Trent." Mumbled Gwen. Dakota nodded, and snatched the paper away, and ran to Trent. On the way, she opened the card up, and looked at it.
Dear My Valentine
Guess what? Endless, never-ending love is what I have for you.
Your crush.
Dakota was very confused. She didn't know how that would give Trent any edge at all. But then, Beth ran up to her.
"Dakota! Can you pretty please deliver this to Noah!" Said Beth.
"Sure thing." Said Dakota. Soon, Dakota was running around, and delivering notes to everyone, and everyone had received their notes
Izzy was reading her note closely.
Dear Izzy
I love the way you scratch your ear with your foot
Your 'Valentine'.
Izzy then pulled out her purse. Then, she pulled out a tube of dust.
"Time to bring on the forensics!" She cheered. She grabbed the note, and began to brush it with the dust. A fingerprint showed on the note.
"Ooh, an arch print. Interesting. Now, I just have to figure out whose print this is…based on my analysis, the only arches here are Dawn, Heather, Geoff and myself…Ooh, that would be so cool if I actually wrote a valentine to myself! But then I'd be cheating on Owen…with myself!" Said Izzy. She tapped her chin in thought.
"I doubt Geoff could write something this mean…So that leaves Heather and Dawn…and I think I know my answer." Said Izzy
Ooh, tension. Has Izzy won a point for her team? If Trent figures out that Gwen is his valentine, will he go even more nutsy then he is now? Will Dawn shower Ezekiel with love? Will Bridgette nail Heather? Will Beth and Brady ever stop making out? Find out on the next dramatic instalment of Total Drama Return!