Chapter 38

Tris POV

"Thanks for breaking me outta there. Their imitation of Dauntless cake is downright terrible," I sigh to Uriah.

"That's what friends are for. It's not like you'd send me there or anything, right?" He likes to remind us of what we did to him.

I snicker to myself, rolling my shoulders, "I think Imma give Tobias a piece of my mind." Uriah smirks at me from across the cart, understanding my message. I think I gained an ally. I scott closer to him, and we make our plan.

Prepare for battle, little mortals. The Flappy Bird addicts are coming.

"So, when do you think they're gonna get back?" Shauna asks as we walk in (we may or may not have been waiting out there for someone to ask about us for dramatic effect).

"We are here!" Uriah, as always, enters with a flourish.

"So, what took you so long?" Tobias asks, looking at Uriah warily.

"Preparations held us up. Sorry," I say nonchalantly. It almost works.

7 seconds, oblivion.

"Wait- What preparations?" Will.

"WAR PREPARATIONS!" Uriah screeches like a banshee, hurtling the deadly weapon at Will.

"DUDE! This is a new shirt!" Will whines, obviously referring to the huge water stain on the front of his shirt from the water balloon. I whip a bucket from my bag and pour the ice down Tobias's shirt, laughing maniacally before grabbing my water balloons and picking my other victims.

A pink one for Christina.

An orange one for Zeke.

Green for Shauna.

And yellow for Marlene!

Screw plans, "FEEL MY WRATH, SCUM!" I yell, running forward like a gladiator and letting all water balloons free of their watery cage.

The balloons, plus excess water, tumble out of the bucket and into people's faces, evoking screams and shrieks and shivers.

HA. HA. HA.

Teach them to put me in rehab for a damn video game.

"FOR FLAPPY BIRD ADDICTS!" Uriah screams, following me in looking like a gladiator and sprays water all over everyone, pulling out a water gun from his pants.

Ew. Gross.

Soon, Tobias and Zeke sneak out and and get a hose (from where, I do not know and never will). They sneak back in, lugging the hose with them.

I am their first victim.

I screech, flailing my arms and closing my eyes, trying to stop the water flow. All crabsticks break loose.

Will turns the sink on and pulls out the bendy part and attacks Uriah.

Christina grabs buckets and fills them in the bath tub.

Marlene grabs my water balloons.

Shauna grabbed the deluxe water gun and ambushed Uriah while stealing his ammo.

Soon, Uriah and I are defenseless.

"Freeze!" Tobias yells once he's managed to back us up into a corner.

"So, Tris, what do you say?" He tilts his head closer, leaning his ear in.

I spit on him.

"ATTACK! SHOW NO MERCY!" That's when Shauna gets devious. The next one down is Tobias. Then it's the Hunger games, everyone for themselves, not even Uriah and I allies.

I. Will. Win.

I crouch behind the couch, reloading my pistol with water from a bucket. Unfortunately, I don't hear the slight hiss of the couch legs on the wood floor, and grin to myself as I notice my gun is almost full. I spin around to see, in slow motion, the maniacal grin of Zeke and the small spray of water second.

Oh. Oh no.

To Be Continued

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Paigemh- I know. My friend was addicted, but during Religion I stole his phone and deleted the app and he went ape on me.

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