A/N: Editted chapter names to be the senders of the questions.
From: -beep!-
Subject: To Mello IM SRRY
HEY MELLO!! ITS ME MEMBER THE ONE YA WANTED TO KILL AND MA NAME IS SO KEEP DAT HANDY WITH CHA IF YA GET A DEATH NOTE O AND MATT CAN BE SOO MEAN!! JUST CUZ I TEASED YA A BIT MAN GET SOME ANGER-MANAGEMENT CLASSES!!! O AND IM SORRY FOR TEASING YA BUT DONT WRRY I STILL LYK YAS AND U LOOK SOOO KAWAII WEN U GET MAD AND I THINK MATT THINKS SO TOO BUT U CAN GET LIL SCARY O.O AND I WANNA ASK A FEW QUESTIONS...
1. What do ya think about Garnier (ya know the shampoo)
2. Do ya know wut Polo Black is?
3. NO SERIOUSLY WHAT KIND OF NAME IS MIHAEL KEEHL!!
4. are you a Jew? (yeah yeah i asked dat question but i wanna know from you)
5. Do ya know wut Melona is?
6. If you could go candyland where would you go first?
7. when you first saw L wut did ya think?
8. Isnt L great ( well better den u hee hee)
9. To bad you and Matt and L died man all the important people die first. ( doesnt that suck)
10. Does Matt go on MapleStory? ( or does he think its ONLY for kids)
11. Do you go on MapleStory?
12. Man ya know on Gaia (if ya know wut it is) THERE R SOO MANY MELLO AND MATT POSERS!!! wut do ya think about them.
13. If you saw the GIRL version of you (if you arent already a girl enough) wut would ya do?
14. did ya ever go into rehab once?
15. Arent I irritatin hee hee hee does peace sign
and thats it with ma questions to you so and im srry for being a meanie to yah but the good thing is while you were hunting for me Matt wrote back and really defended you cuz ya know i teased ya so YAY!! Its really great you have a friend lyk Matt
P.S.: What would u do if you saw Michael Jackson in front of your door and u didnt have a gun..
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Dear –beep-,
Oh my god, the capitals…they burn my ears and rip out my eyes. But I "gave you your flowers" already, so I'm okay and not deaf/blind.
1 Garnier is cheap and useless. Buy the expensive ones. They usually work.
2 Uhm…no?
3 Its Slovenian and German, duh.
4 You will NEVER see my precious hair being covered by that weird cap thing!
5 Uhm…a place? D: -needs to recall his Whammy lessons-
6 Chocolate city. No effin' doubt.
7 I was very young then. I remember wanting to steal his chocolate, though.
8. Want more "flowers"? I've got lots.
9. SH! I did not die, I tell you! I locked myself in a bathroom and never came out!
10. I have no idea. Nor do I really care about what Matt plays. He never tells me anyway. I thought I heard my name in one of those games, too.
11. Nope…crappy internet.
12. –holds head- C'mon, c'mon…breathe…don't let the n00b spelling get to you…phew…just relax.
13. I've seen Misa Amane way too many times already, thank you.
14. For what?! I'm not on crack or anything! …Er, technically.
15. Way more than you can ever imagine.
Matt did that? Man, now I have to make him win on DDR for "defending me" or whatever…pfft, never asked him to, but whatever.
Sincerely, Mello
ps. Is he there to sell me his amusement park or to molest me? Because I'd slit his throat either way.
A/N: Mello HAS been attending anger management classes. It's working, don't you think? Just give him some breathing exercises and he's all calm and high. Like a hippy. Like L! Hee hee. Btw, I don't go on MS, but I go on Gaia. My username is Yu-Tan.Email your Qs to snowrabbit399(at)gmail(dot)com.