Shadow Says

Shadow walked up to a chili dog placed on a big red X on the ground. "Really? I'm supposed to fall for this?"

"Just stand on it!" The director snapped.

"Nope. I'm not gonna do that."

"Just do it for the PSA!"

"No. This PSA is about not listening to peer pressure so I'm not going to listen to you. Not that you're my peer or anything."

"What-? You-!"

"Stepping into this obvious trap would be stupid and dangerous. And I'm not going to do it just because someone else told me to."

"But- but-!"

"Well that's the lesson, is it not?"

"Yes, but-!"

"Well then stop peer pressuring me. Fuck off."

The director buried his face in his hands and gave a muffled scream. "Cut!"