Zay: *contemplating on who else I should go as at the expo, then looks at the monitor* first asks-

From: Zala-chan

"Zala: This is my first time becoming a vampire so watch out

Sana: *backs away*

Zala: *drinks the potion* funny taste *eyes flash and fangs appear* they feel

slightly wierd but *pounces Korea and bites his neck* mmm

Sana: Zala if you drink more he'll collapse

Zala: *gets away from him* oops hehe

Sana: You are dangerous now you know

Zala: I know I know

Japaaaan! *hugs him*

Sana: You're not listening are you?"

Korea: *rubs where you bit him* kinda hot~, but alright..

Japan: *blushes and hugs you back* konichiwa, Zala-chan *waves* hi, Sana

From: Oakwyrm

"Oliver: *recorded the performance**snort**tries to hold back laugh**ends up

rolling on the floor laughing like crazy**after laughing for fifteen minutes*

Now I see why Oak wanted me to record this! *starts laughing again**clutches

side* Ow, ow, ow. Laughing to much. *finally gets his act together*

Well...Prussia, why are you so obnoxious? I don't think you're awesome, you'd

be awesome if you stopped bragging, though. *cowers slightly* Her words not

mine!"

Prussia: I'm not annoying!

Zay: I've been asking myself the same question since he first made an appearance in the series ò_ó don't laugh yourself to death over there, Ollie :0

From: Ninja Starr

"Ninja Starr: That was... *sniff* beautiful

The real Ninja Starr: Baka

Ninja Starr: Don't you dare go all Asian on me! Just because you're my OC

doesn't mean that I can understand you when you're not speaking English!

The real Ninja Starr: Kisa Hart can... slightly.

Ninja Starr: Only Japanese, and that's only because of that old war! Speak

English!

The real Ninja Starr: Get away from me. Anyway, Doitsu, I was reading this

post on Google, this one person was asking people what yaoi pairing would be

something that people wouldn't think much about-

Ninja Starr: This pairing is scarring X_X

The real Ninja Starr: -and one person suggested GermanyxSealand. Your

thoughts%Pr"

Zay: I'm sorry, but that's really fucking gross...*takes my shirt off and resumes in holding America's hips firmly*

Sealand: why would I ever be paired with a git like him?

Germany: *currently sleeping*

Italy: aww, he looks so peaceful :3

From: Skysword

"Sky: wow that was Realy, Really hot... Zay I think you can keep my clothes for

I while longer. *jumps onto of Spain and kisses him. When she does beak apart

she whipers hotly in his ear* how about you and me go get those other two and

try all of those ideas. But since you've been such a good boy- *grinds against

him* il let you go first

skysword: *twirling romano's hair curl in her finger* watching you like

this... It really turns me on. And I know that at this point your to hot and

bothered to fight back. So, *presses her hips against his and kisses him*

let's see how far I can go before you lose it.

KisaHeart: *her kitty ears twitch in annoyance* well cause they'er busy I

guess I'll just ask the question. Sky's state oc is Alaska, and America named

parts of his body after his states. So what part of his body is alaska?"

Spain: sounds good to me~

Romano: *eyes widen and whimpers softly*

America: Alaska...would probably be one of my eyebrows? I guess?

Zay: what?

America: I dunno :/

Zay: now I have questions for the reviewers..because I can do that *smirks and wraps my arms around America's bare abs, squeezing them* mmh~...ok, so this is directed for everyone: If you could be ANY anime character, who would it be and why? Also, who would be your best friend, boyfriend, booty call/side bitch, and husband? Who would you want to be your brother-like and sister-like figure? I really wanna answer this first just so you get the idea of shortening the reviews *cough cough*

Nordics: *return* Poland ran away

Britain: way to go -.-

Zay: ... Also, did you know that when you sneeze, you have one-fourth of an orgasm?

All: ...

Austria: *sneezes*

Zay: there it is. You have 3 more sneezes to go :3

Austria: I'm not sneezing again

Zay: I get a thrill every time I sneeze now... ANYWAYS!

Best Friend(s) - InuYasha from InuYasha (because he's fucking awesome), Mirajane Strauss from Fairy Tail (because she's nice), Shizuo from Durarara! (because we can get mad toghether), and Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran High School Host Club (because she's cool)

Boyfriend(s) - America obviously, but if outside of Hetalia, Shirosaki Ogichi from Bleach (a.k.a Ichigo's inner Hollow, because he's a sexy-ass bad boy, that's why), or Sebastian Michaelis (that doesn't really need an explanation, but if he's raped by fangirls then Undertaker or the triplets from the second season..)

Girlfriend - Winry Rockbell from FullMetal Alchemist OR Nelliel Tu Odelschwank from Bleach (both because I have high respect for them)

Booty Call(s)/Side Bitch(es) - ... Matt from Death Note (because I can't see myself in a serious relationship with him), Kyoya Ootori from Ouran High School Host Club (because he's a little too complicated for me to be with him), or Youhei Sunohara from Clannad (...what? I think he's actually pretty cute :3)

Husband(s) - Senji Kiyomasa from Deadman Wonderland (because goddamn, those fucking muscles and that voice), Kaien Shiba from Bleach (because he's really sweet and kind) or

Wife - Riza Hawkeye from FullMetal Alchemist (because she's just so fucking beautiful and badass—that woman could have me any time~!)

Zay: something like that ^.^ so have at it!