Dear Twilight,

by Fanfiction Love 2006

A series of letters to Twilight from fans of Harry Potter. Feel free to review your own for input. Spin off from my "Sincerely, The Readers and Writers of Fanfiction." Rated for possible language and concepts. Let's be open minded haters, shall we?

35. Letter 35

3/18/11

Dear Twilight,

"Bite me."

Now, normally that would be meant as an insult, but seriously, "Bite me!" That way, as 'newborns,' us fans would have the power to kill each and every worthless vampire out there and we'd be magical creatures and could have a legitimate reason for being in the magical world!

Kills two birds with one stone, wouldn't you agree? No? Fine, it'd kill two problems with one massive army of Harry Potter fans ravenous for Twilighter blood who would then join the magical world and take what was rightfully theirs- Their fandoms! Mwhahahahaha!

Love Never,

The beginning of the Harry Potter Vampire Army