It was a trollish day at Blazblue Inc.

Makoto Nanaya was looking up on the deep parts of the web, a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad place for someone of her fame, when she came across a certain fanfic.

Said fanfic was called Blazblue Inc, and it decided to detail all of the antics that went on inside the office.

"What the hell is this?" She asked as she read through it all.

After some time, she decided to read the reviews, which ranged from confusion to amazement.

Then...she read a certain review.

"Who the...Ragna!"

Said Ragna came at her call. "Yo. What's up?"

Makoto pointed at the computer screen. "Looks like some guy really hates you. Check him out."

And Ragna did.

Then...he shrugged. "So he hates my guts. What else is new?"

"Yeah, but he wants you gone. Like...deleted from life or something." Makoto stated.

Ragna just sighed, put on his reading glasses and took out a list.

"Makoto, need I remind you that in the games: Jin wants to kill me, Noel calls me stupid, Rachel loves screwing with me, Tao wants to hunt me down, even if she doesn't know it, Litchi doesn't give a shit about me, Arakune wants to eat me, Carl wants to kill me, Tager doesn't give a shit about me, Bang wants me dead, Hakumen wants me dead, Nu wants to fuck/kill me, Tsubaki wants me gone, Hazama loves to troll me, you hated me at some point, Valkenhayn wants me far away from Rachel, Platinum calls me a lolicon, Relius doesn't give a shit about me, Amane doesn't give a shit about me, Bullet wants me dead, Azrael wants to fight me to the death, Kagura is better than me in all sorts of ways, Terumi loves trolling me, Mu is the same as Noel, Izayoi is the same as Tsubaki, Kokonoe couldn't care less about me, Hibiki doesn't care about anything, including me, Naoto and I want to kill each other, Nine wants me far away from Celica, Izanami is the same as Nu, Es, I'm not too sure about, same with Mai and Susanoo also wants me dead. The only three people who probably don't have ANY sort of antagonistic feelings towards me are Jubei, Lambda and Celica, but Jubei is pannned for being lazy, Lambda is more or less emotionless and Celica somewhat gets as much hate as I do. Sure, a lot of that has changed, but it doesn't change the fact that nearly everyone hated me at some point, and I'm sure that some of them still do. Tsubaki's one, for starters."

Makoto could only nod. "I guess…"

"Also, I have so many haters everywhere that they just go into a pile, so you might as well toss that guy into there as well. Maybe the next person will probably want me dead, who knows?"

"True…" Makoto agreed.

Ragna then smirked. "But enough about something that was made obvious as fuck since 2008. Why don't you bend over and let me wreck that fine ass of yours?"

Makoto did as she was told. "Don't stop at bruising it. Destroy it~"

And thus, the wrecking of one Makoto Nanaya's ass was underway.

From said wrecking...a baby boy was born.