Twilight: Retarded Edition

Me: Hey Edward

Edward: Why are you in your pajamas?

Me: Because, I'm still tired, I just got out of bed, there comfortable and I'm sick.

Edward: Oh. Well, do you need anything?

Me: Just a miracle

Edward; Why?

Me: Because I've been sick for two and a half weeks

Edward: O_O

Me: Yeah, I know

Bella: You sound so weird when you're nasily.

Me: Gee, thanks. And don't blame me. Blame my burning stuffed up nose.

Edward: *Gives tissues* Maybe we should get Carlisle

Me: Nah, I'm sure I'll be fine later. I'm- *Sneezes really hard* Ow..... just going to go back to bed. Bye Edward, Bella.

(A/N I really did sneeze just now.....that motha effer hurt lol :) )

******a week later********

Me: *Coughs* (sniff) God, I have a bad headache

Edward: *Feels forehead* You're temperature is higher than yesturday......

Me: No kidding......

Edward: :|

Me: *sighs* (pulls self up in a sitting position) *Hugs Edward* thanks for trying to help Edward.

Edward: you're welcome.

Me: I'm still tired.....'Night

Edward: good night :(

*****Next Afternoon******

Edward: Carlisle, she's still asleep........that's not normal. I mean, she's always up early on Saturdays. Sick or not!

Carlisle: Um.....son? She's not sleeping.

Edward: O_O..........What?

Carlisle: Look at her Edward, I mean really look at her. She's not breathing.

Edward: WHAT!?!?! But. but, she's a vampire!

Carlisle: She's half vampire. That kind of breed die easily.

Edward: 0_0.....no....this is a joke right?? I mean, if she's.......then how is she still writing this story?

Me: Uh....hey, um Edward. This is errr....Random Person. I kind of took over when my little sister took a dirt nap......... T-T!!

Edward: O_O............

Esme, Rose, Ally, Bella, Em, Jazz: :'(

Edward: O_O!!!! Author? Gab?? Gabrielle? Come on you have to be asleep right???? RIGHT?!!?!

Real me: -_-........

Edward: o.o..... T-T!!!!!!!!!

LOL XD Okay, here's what REALLY happened......oh come on it was just a joke! Enough with the tears! :(

Me: *yawns*

Edward: How are you feeling?

Me: Better.

Edward: Good

Me: Heh, see? You do like me after all!

Edward: :/

Me: Hehe! *hugs eddie*

Edward: *sighs* I hate my life.......

LOL Edward is turning emo? O-O!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!! BELLA GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!

hehe. And yes, I am feeling Better. And I was sick for like two and a half weeks. :(

:)