This is it. What we've all been waiting for.

Jaegothis presents: A Day in the Life of a Roman (subtitled Roman's Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infamy)

Roman: FINALLY! I get the credit I deserve!

You already had all of the fame you needed, Roman. Review responses!

Static: Papayaaaas! Supreme. Yes, Roman is very forgetful. :D

Moonless: No worries, your OC will show up more in this chapter. And as for the Eevee thing… I totally remembered that. I'm smart. DX

I don't own ANYTHING in here. OCs belong to their proper owners, (see previous chapter) and Pokemon/ whatever I missed belongs to their rightful owners. The D.T.D.T.A.F.F.N.S belongs to Dranicus101.

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"Hiya! I'm Roman, and I'm a Pikachu. I used to be a Pichu, and then I turned into a Jolteon one time but you don't need to know about me. Wait, yes you do. That's why I'm writing this! I'm very smart, I passed all four years of middle school! Now, you want me to tell you how old I am? You should never ask a lady what her age is! Not that I'm a lady, anyways. Hold on; let me get the calculator… five plus two, carry the one… anyways! So, you want to know about my rap fame. Well, my rap name is Radical Roman and I grew up on the streets of Post Town, scrounging the odd two thousand Poke from the passerbys… and then I discovered my talent for rapping! Listen to this: I'm a mouse and I live in a house, I don't like to wear a blouse, and I don't have a-"

During Roman's 'delightful' narration, the others were writhing on the ground in pain. Well, everyone except Rai and Zephyr, who were playing completely different games with each other. Rai the Raichu was playing Uno with an Apple to Apples deck and Zephyr the Squirtle was playing Apples to Apples with Uno cards. "Hm… got any Skips?" Zephyr asked, stroking an imaginary beard.

"Nope," Rai answered, handing him a card that said 'My grandma' on it. "Go fish,"

"What?" Zephyr asked, aghast. "I'm not a fish, I'm a Squirtle!" They continued playing like normal, until Lumia the Mareep bounded between them, screeching.

"I have the old maid!" She bounded off again, striking up an enchanting conversation with Scorch, talking about two different things.

Back to Roman.

"So, anyways, I was talking about… what? Oh yeah. Wait, I forgot. No, I'm not stupid. I'm just… mentally challenged. Yeah. So, anyways. We were talking about my rap fame, aren't we? So, my band and I, the Day Old Growlithe Excrement, known as Doge for short, totally went on tour yesterday and we had a greaaaat time!" Roman developed a slur as he fell to the floor, passed out from a sugar high.

"Should we help him?" Moonless asked, leaning over the Pikachu.

"Nah," Dust said dismissively. "Hey Moonless, wanna help with one of my experiments?" Moonless shrugged, ignoring Grant, who was behind Dust, frantically shaking his head before diving for cover. "Cool. Come on, I set it up right here." There was a tiny little metal box on the ground. "In it contains a modified Everstone, but you don't need to know what it does. Pick it up!" By now, the rest of the team had caught onto the hint and were all in hiding.

"How bad could it be?" the shiny Umbreon asked himself, before reaching down to pick up the metal box. Instantly a white glow surrounded his form.

At that time, Roman sat up. "Hiyas! I'm Roman!" the white glow surrounded him too, and when it faded, it revealed a shiny Eevee and a Jolteon. "Oh look, I predicted the future! I had magical sightseeing powers! Dragon Tales, away!" The new Jolteon struck a ridiculous pose.

Zephyr shook his head. "But Leafeon are better, or so my author thinks."

"Don't break the fourth wall!" Aegothis hissed, shoving a handful of popcorn into his mouth.
Meanwhile, Moonless had begun to glare at the Absol that had done it.

"I'm revoking your allowance!" Grant said angrily, emerging from cover.

Dust frowned. "What allowance?"

"The Donation to Dust the Absol Foundation for No Specific Reason!" the Grovyle reminded. "Although I don't think many (read: any) people donated…"

Dust nodded. "Ooh, that. It's actually called the D.T.D.T.A.F.F.N.S.'' he said, pronouncing the acronym as a word. Grant's eyes glazed over.

"What about us?" Moonless and Roman demanded.

The Absol frowned. "Hold on, give me a second… nope. You guys are stuck as that for at least another chapter. Sorry!"

Aegothis spewed popcorn everywhere. "Stop breaking the fourth wall!"

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Now, you're probably saying "Jay, why is the humor bad?" Well, it's because this last week, I lost two extended family members. I really wanted to get this chapter done for Thanksgiving.

Question of the Day: Aside from Roman (and your OCs), who is your favorite character? What would you want to change about them?