A/N: Today is sexy...you know what that makes tomorrow? ORIGINAL SONG! KLAINE!
I know the sandwich part has nothing to do with this episode, but my friend said I should add it and I couldn't resist.
Onwards!
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Kurt Hummel: Sexified.
[Blaine Anderson, Wes Montgomery, Brittany Pierce and 16 others like this]
Noah Puckerman: Woah there Kurt. Thinking a bit highly of yourself?
Kurt Hummel: Ha Ha.
Quinn Fabray: Why did you write sexified?
Kurt Hummel: I can't really say.
Brittany Pierce: Is it because your sexy kurtie? Because you really are.
David Thompson: To be honest, If I were a gay man…I would tap that.
Kurt Hummel: Well that's creepy.
[Wes Montgomery, Nick Duval, Thad Harwood and 10 others like this]
Blaine Anderson: No David, you are gay and we all know you would tap Wes...which you probably already do.
[Kurt Hummel likes this]
David Thompson: Do not and would not!
Wes Montgomery: Oh come on, you know you would tap me instead of Kurt.
David Thompson: Nu uh.
Wes Montgomery: I'm hotter than Kurt…
David Thompson: Nu uh
Wes Montgomery: WHY WON'T YOU TAP ME?
David Thompson: 1. I'm not gay. 2. If I were, you're not my type.
Wes Montgomery: You can't really know your type unless you are gay. I'm defiantly your type!
David Thompson: Nah.
Wes Montgomery: :(
Blaine Anderson: and this is why I don't believe you're straight.
[Kurt Hummel, Jeff Sterling, Trent Nixon and 21 others like this]
David Thompson: I'm your type right Blaine?
Wes Montgomery: David, we all know Kurt is his type.
David Thompson: Ahhh right.
Blaine Anderson: I'm not going to answer that.
Wes Montgomery: SO YOUR NOT DENYING IT?
Blaine Anderson: Goodbye Wes.
Wes Montgomery: I WILL CONTINUE THIS CONVER WITH YOU LATER!
Mercedes Jones: Awkward… but I know it's true too.
Santana Lopez: We all know it's true. Stupid dwarf number two.
Quinn Fabray: Number two?
Santana Lopez: Man hands is number one.
Quinn Fabray: Uh, I see.
Kurt Hummel: Alright I am officially not sexy.
Brittany Pierce: HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT?
Kurt Hummel: Blaine said my sexy faces looked like gas pains; I have as much sex appeal as a baby penguin.
Brittany Pierce: No! Your more sexy than Orlando Bloom.
Kurt Hummel: Orlando Bloom…?
Santana Lopez: You know… Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean. Sexy man.
Rachel Berry: How does he think you're not sexy? Has he seen you do Four Minutes?
Mercedes Jones: Or in the cheerleading uniform.
Santana Lopez: Hot damn.
Lauren Zizes: Zizes like.
Blaine Anderson: Cheerleading…?
Kurt Hummel: NOOO!
Noah Puckerman: I show you once you too get together.
Kurt Hummel: YES! That would be never.
Quinn Fabray: Seriously, your sexy faces do not look like gas pains.
Kurt Hummel: I guess so. Maybe I was trying too hard.
Rachel Berry: THAT'S IT! That's the reason. You were trying too hard.
Tina Cohen-Chang: Sexyness just comes natural to you.
Rachel Berry: You shouldn't have to try.
Kurt Hummel: Alright then ladies… we all know this isn't true.
Noah Puckerman: Damn right it's true.
Kurt Hummel: o.O
Quinn Fabray: o.O
Tina Cohen-Chang: o.O
Mike Chang: o.O
Noah Puckerman: ENOUGH! Just helping a friend out…
Mike Chang: Riiight.
Noah Puckerman: Shut up.
Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: Make me a sandwich, I'm too lazy. Please bro!
Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: No.
Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: Screw you.
Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: No thank you, I rather you not.
[Noah Puckerman, Santana Lopez, Artie Abrams and 26 others like this]
Kurt Hummel: Getting sexy lessons from Blaine.
Rachel Berry: WHAT? This is an outrage.
Kurt Hummel: Really Rachel? Really?
Quinn Fabray: Blaine may be hot, but you are sexier. He needs lessons from you.
Finn Hudson: Okay! Girls stop hitting on my GAY brother.
Rachel Berry: You're just jealous.
Finn Hudson: Am not.
Burt Hummel: Kurt, it's really awkward when girls are hitting on my gay son.
Kurt Hummel: Really dad? You don't come on for weeks and NOW you decide to get on?
Burt Hummel: Finn told me you were getting hit on, I just didn't expect it to be girls.
Quinn Fabray: All the good ones are gay.
[Tina Cohen-Chang, Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez, and 19 others like this]
Kurt Hummel: That was one of the most awkward conversations of my life.
Noah Puckerman: What?
Kurt Hummel: Getting a sex talk from your STRAIGHT Dad.
[Noah Puckerman, Mike Chang, Wes Montgomery and 18 others like this]
Artie Abrams: You finally got the talk, yo.
Kurt Hummel: Yes I did Artie and it was embarrassing.
Santana Lopez: Yummy.
Kurt Hummel: No Satana.
Santana Lopez: -_-
Kurt Hummel: Sorry doesn't work on me
Burt Hummel: You should thank that Blaine kid.
Blaine Anderson: Oh no…
Kurt Hummel: Why….?
Burt Hummel: He is the one that told me to give you the talk.
Noah Puckerman: Wanky wanky.
Kurt Hummel: Blaine…?
Burt Hummel: Yea he wanted to protect you.
Kurt Hummel: BLAINE! I AM GOING TO STAB YOU SO MUCH THAT ALL YOUR BLOOD IS ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
David Thompson: Gruesome.
Blaine Anderson: I'm sorry! You just needed to be educated!
Noah Puckerman: Damn, Blaine wants to get in Hummel's pants.
Blaine Anderson: I do not!
Santana Lopez: Sure you don't.
Blaine Anderson: I was helping him.
Wes Montgomery: Blaine wanted to get it Kurties pants!
Blaine Anderson: NOOO!
Burt Hummel: Blaine…?
Blaine Anderson: I tell you this is not what it looks like! I just wanted to protect him!
Burt Hummel: Fine.
Blaine Anderson: Yes thank you for understanding, sir.
Burt Hummel: Call me Burt.
Blaine Anderson: Yes si- I mean Burt.
Kurt Hummel: Blaine this is not over. I still need to give you payback for making me have one of the worst conversations of all time.
Noah Puckerman: Get some Blaine!
Santana Lopez: Anger sex is always the best.
Burt Hummel: KURT! NOT UNTIL YOUR 30!
Kurt Hummel: I'm not going to have sex with him dad.
Wes Montgomery: Yet…
Burt Hummel: 30! Kurt! 30!
Kurt Hummel: I know dad.
Burt Hummel: Good.
Kurt Hummel: Now get off my status.
Burt Hummel: Kurt!
Kurt Hummel: Carole wants you.
Burt Hummel: Fine.
Kurt Hummel: Now Blaine…I'm still not done with you.
Blaine Anderson: Oh shit.
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