Jayfeather glared down at the seven kits, she couldn't believe that Lakefool and Crowfather had dumped their kits on him. He couldn't take care of these kits, he didn't know the first, second, or third thing about taking care of kits!

"Why are you following me around? I'm trying to collect herbs," he growled.

Despite it being against the warrior for kits to leave camp, they followed him out anyway, and Firestar said it was okay, since he was the one entrusted to care for them.

"OMFSC! Are those kits?"

Jayfeather groaned, and rolled his eyes at the sound of Bugeater's meow, he was only the most annoying cat in all the lands.

"Um, yeah, obviously."

"Oooh, can I have one?"

"Sure," Jayfeather nudged the most annoying kit, Sandgorse Jr, towards him.

"Thanks!" he snatched the kit up by his scruff, and ran off.

"Jayfeather, why did you give our brother away?" Pinestar Jr asked with a small frown.

"Because, he was annoying, and if you ask me anymore questions, I'll give you away next."

"Can you give me away? I don't like you," Willowbreeze Jr meowed, wrinkling her nose.

Jayfeather nodded.

"Bugeater!" he yowled.

"Actually, it's Allstar now, what did you want?" Bugeater asked as he raced back over to him.

"Take this kit too," Jayfeather meowed, shoving Willowbreeze Jr into his face.

"Sweet! A two for one special!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever, just take them away, and never ever bring them back."

Once they left, Jayfeather continued to look for herbs.

"Is this a herb you need?" Thrushpelt Jr asked shoving a feather into Jayfeather's face.

"No, that's a feather," Jayfeather grumbled, he knew it was a feather, because of how it felt and smelled.

"What about this?" Thrushpelt Jr asked.

"That's an acorn," Clear Sky Jr meowed.

"I appreciate you trying to help, but if you ask me if something is a herb one more time, I'm sending you to ShadowClan," Jayfeather growled.

"Cool! Can we go now?" Thrushpelt Jr asked.

"Can I go? ShadowClan sounds like such a cool name, I bet they're the coolest clan ever," Pinestar Jr piped up.

"AHHHHHH!" Jayfeather yowled, picking up Thrushpelt Jr and Pinestar Jr, and throwing them as hard as he could, in the direction of the ShadowClan territory.

He then turned his attention to the three remaining kits,

"Do you have anything you want to say?" he hissed.

"Uhhhh, no," Goosefeather Jr meowed.

"Yeah, I think we're good," Whiteclaw Jr agreed.

"Good," Jayfeather meowed firmly, before he continued to pick herbs. He had almost finished collecting everything he needed, when he smelled Leafpool coming.

"What is the meaning of this?" she demanded.

"The meaning of what?" Jayfeather asked.

"Why did you throw Pinestar Jr and Thrushpelt Jr into the ShadowCLan territory?"

"Um, because they were being annoying."

"Well, you're annoying, and you don't see me throwing you into other clans' territories, do you?" Leafpool hissed.

"They're not even my kits, I don't see why I have to take care of them, I mean, they're your kits, but then again, you've never been very good at taking care of kits, have you?" Jayfeather spat. He knew it was a low blow, but he was really angry that Leafpool dumped her seven annoying kits on him.

"That was totally uncalled for! Come along kits, it seems like your brother Jayfeather wants nothing to do with you."

"Good riddance!" Jayfeather called as Leafpool stormed away with her kits. He was glad to be free of the annoyances, now he could live out the rest of his days in peace.