DE DO DE DOOOO! Beep. Beep, Boop. Ugh, I get boredddd easily! I wish I was a wizard…like in Harry Potter. Just sayin. IMPORTANT: People, I need you to tell your friends about this story! Believe it or not, I would like more people to read… REVIEWS! For chap 37 and 38 ~Cadisha Ora Rhaksha Caden: Hmm, yes. I understand, ~Emmy Cries Blood: Haha! Oh how I laughed at your review! *huggles!* ~Porcupine451: Well, I am on 'What The Hell, Are You Completely Mental', and I take it daily. Yea, I went to school after Halloween too…I was the outcast. ~She With Wings: I will now preach to you. BACON BAD! Don't eat, SAVE THE PIGS! ~Faxisthegreates123: Ok, I'm going to guess what this review means…*thinks* I got nothing ~Mysterywriter2318: Dude, I've seen people when they want a Twinkie, aint pretty my friend. ~Moi Productions Ea Rayos: Haha, we all want some Batman ;) ~I heart manga 89: I think I messaged you, but I do have a Wal-Mart story! Thanks for reviewing! ~She5298: I know! I felt bad for poor Iggy, and yes…Batman does the stomach good! Haha! Thanks, I'm glad you like my inner thoughts while I write for chapters. ~FlyingSolo365: I gave them personalities? Cool! I thought they were my mindless puppets, hehe! Iggy: Claire, we have some bad news. Me: What is it doctor? Iggy: You are the author of a crappy fan fiction! Me: OH NO! *grasps head in defeat* It cant be! Iggy: Also… Me: What could be worse? Iggy: You…are diagnosed with mentally-retarded-when-with-people syndrome. Me: Oh, pshhhh I already knew that! I don't own Maximum RIDE! Iggy: Why'd you capitalize Ride? Flock Madness Twinkie Search 2 No One POV The Guys Trip To Wise
Me: I thought I'd shake it up gangsta style!
"How do you pronounce this place anyways?" Gazzy asked, tripping over the curb.
"Uh, I pronounce it like WEESE, but that's just me." Iggy shrugged.
"Are you guys retarded. It's Wise, like 'you are wise', which your not!" Fang screamed at the bozos.
The walked carefully into the store. Fang was secretly feeling like a Jedi Ninja when the doors automatically, Iggy felt the wind shift when the doors opened and he thought Gazzy passed gas, and Gazzy was wondering how it opened, and he thought he that maybe he could be a wizard and that he would get his Hogwarts letter any day now.
All of a sudden an announcement came on saying "CLEAN UP IN AISLE 7!"
Gazzy gasped. "The Twinkies are in aisle 7!"
Fang sprinted, and when I say sprinted I mean, he pushed everyone out of the way. Including a small child holding a lollipop. Gazzy dragged Iggy, following the path that Fang…destroyed.
Fang arrived there to see a bunch of people destroying everything, wearing togas. One fat guy had the last box in his hand and he was about to rip it in half, but Fang shouted "NOOOOOOOO!" (picture this as a slow motion No.) And jumped for the box. Unfortunately when Fang tackled him, the fat guy smashed the box and all of its contents.
Gazzy and Iggy arrived to see Fang, sitting there and crying. And a crying unconscious looking fat guy.
"Fang. Are you ok?" Iggy asked hesitantly. Fang slowly lifted his head.
"I hate my life." Fang said in an emo voice.
Girls Trop To Piggly Wigglys (Oh god I love that store!)
"Frinkie
That is short for frozen Twinkie
Once you've tried one you will know
Whoa-oo-wo-oh -
Freasure
Frozen-pleasure me my dear
Kinky smile from ear to ear
Try 'em deep-fried too
Whew-oo-oo-oo!" Nudge sang as she skipped towards the door. Max pressed her hands against Angel's ears to tell Nudge…
"What the heck Nudge? Kinky? ! Really?" Max screeched.
"Hey, not my fault Twinkies are that good!" Nudge yelled, running into the store.
Max took her hands off Angels ears "Unfortunately for me, I can read her sick mind." Poor Angel.
They ran into the store, trying to find Nudge. She was waving her arms wildly throughout the store. She then tackled someone who worked there. Max, after seeing this, ran up to them.
"God, I'm sorry. This girl is retarded…don't blame a retard for her actions." Max said, gesturing to Nudge. Nudges face turned red from anger.
"Where are the Twinkies." Angel said in a hypnotizing voice.
"We're out, but we have some in the back." The guy said in a monotone. Drool was coming out of his mouth and Angel made a disgusted face.
"Well, you heard the man! LET US GO FORCE!" Nudge screamed and did a Indian war call.
"And I thought you were disturbed Angel." Max said, following the sound of Nudges war call.
"Three hundred Twinkie cals
Keep on burning in your bowels
No part of it's refined - but sugar till you're blind
But cut off my supply and I will die-hi-hi-hie!
Oo-yummy-oo-nummy-oo-in-my-tummy-oo
Oo-yummy-oo-numb-me-oo-in-my-tummy-oo" Nudge started singing again, as she pushed open the door to the back room where the Twinkies are said to be held.
"Where did I go wrong with this child!" Max screamed to the sky.
Angel ran past them both and used her super mind power to pin point where the Twinkies were. Good thing for her is that Twinkies have a mind of their own. Bad thing was, there was only one box there. Why would they only buy one box? Because they enjoy torturing those who eat these more than a Nun reads the Bible. Nudge, Max, and Angel sat around that lonely box of Twinkies.
"We have two options." Angel started. "We could either bring this box back to our base camp, or shove them gracefully into our mouths." Max smiled.
"You really are an evil child." Max then gracefully shoved a Twinkie into her mouth.
"I feel a disturbance in the Twinkie universe." Fang said, pressing his hands to his head.
TOO BE CONTINUED…. Thank you all for reviewing! I made another new story call Ari's Corner…it might be suckish…but you know how I roll. Quotes During Chapter: "Oh Jesus *eats Frito* I love this fattening crap! *eats more* Aww, I ate the whole bag…." "I'm craving a Twinkie now…" "AWWW! My dog is soooooo cute! *huggles**pets*"