I am a very naughty, naughty, girl. Somehow I managed to write a sex scene between Jack and Ianto in first person. Perhaps it's because I'm an occasional visitor to redtube—purely for educational purposes of course. Leave me alone. There is also a love scene between Remy and Rogue, from Rogue's POV—I just couldn't write it from Remy's. I don't know if either scene is very good but they were the best I could do at this time.

March 18 2012: Hey team. I'm so sorry it's been so long. I planned on this being done, end of January but unforeseen events occurred and my muses were silent. It's long story but it's a family thing. I finally managed to sit down and force myself to finish this—and the next chapter of Immortality if you're interested; that will be posted the same time as this—as soon as I get internet access. My new laptop's Wi-Fi has been down all day.

Now, the majority of this I wrote before the unforeseen events. I hope you like it. Please review.

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The Doctor took off the next day, places to go, he said, but you really couldn't expect him to stick around one place very long.

Jack felt it was time team Torchwood got back to work too. Ianto agreed, keeping busy would be a big help.

"I think you should stay with Remy first" Ianto told Winnie "he is the oldest."

"All right" Winnie kissed his cheeks "but I can visit anytime" she held up her wrist strap, while she took the time component off line herself, the teleport still worked. Jack was a bit envious. The Doctor had refused to fix his.

Before Torchwood got in their jet, Remy pulled Ianto aside. "You gonna be all right?"

Ianto nodded "Yes, I will. I'm gonna go through my flat when I get home and put some final ghosts to rest."

And that's what he did. He boxed away all framed photos of Will and Lisa and kept the others in an inconspicuous album. He also removed all labels from the gifts they'd given, he didn't need them to remember and even some of these he put in storage. Now that the reminders weren't all over the place, he could move on.

Ianto

December was just weird, a very weird month. Jack ordered everyone to read the Torchwood manual and me to make a test which I was quite happy to do. He also suggested to me that the entire team could do with basic training in hand to hand combat. Guess who got to be teacher? The first session told me that I'd have to try different techniques with each of them.

We had to bring Suzie back to life with that damned glove to find out why she'd programmed someone to murder people. She nearly drained the life out of Gwen till we destroyed the glove. Gwen's groupie got himself hit by a car after swallowing a Dagon Sixth Eye. Three people from 1953 came through the Rift; the pilot decided to find adventure elsewhere and flew back into the Rift, the man killed himself with my car and the girl got a job in London. At least one of them was able to handle being stuck in the future. Oh and I started sleeping with Jack.

I still hadn't told him I loved him but I think it was in my eyes and actions. The first time with Jack was after the mess with Suzie and I know you'd like to hear about it.

…

It hadn't been very long since we'd left New York, only a little over a week but the sexual tension between me and Jack was building. After the first training session with the team, he'd stayed behind in the shooting range for some one on one practice. I flipped him to the floor twice.

"Did you learn nothing from Cyclops?"

"Yeah" he sat up "that almost no one can win against you and Gambit."

I felt myself flush "He said that? I'll have to send him something" I held out my hand to help Jack up.

He took it and pulled me down on top of him.

"Oh so you wanna play it dirty?"

We began to wrestle playfully. When I ended up back on top, we laughed like the night we caught Myfanwy. Then we caught each other's eyes. Then Tosh's voice came over the comms and said the police had something for us.

…

Jack and I didn't get time alone till after the whole mess was over. I did reveal my love of rhyming to the team though with the names of Risen Mitten and Life Knife. Perhaps that wasn't wise.

…

I stared at Jack over Suzie's body. I couldn't take it anymore. "If you're interested, sir, I've still got that stopwatch."

He looked at me "So?"

"Well think about it, lot's of things you can do with a stopwatch" I hoped he took my hint.

He did. He grinned "Oh yeah, I can think of a few."

"There's quite a list."

"I'll send the others home early" he looked at his watch "my office in…ten."

I started the stopwatch "That's ten minutes and counting."

…

Nine minutes later everyone else was gone and I entered Jack's office where he was waiting.

He smiled at me "So did I understand you right? You interested in doing the horizontal tango?"

I stared at him "Not if you use that metaphor."

He laughed and then his face became serious "Are you sure?"

I nodded and closed the distance between us "I can't stand it anymore" I put my lips over his and wrapped my arms around him.

I moaned and he snaked in his tongue. Oh it was so much better than I dreamed. He put his hands on my waist and his mouth moved to my neck. While I normally prefer a certain level of control and I had initiated this, I wanted Jack to be in charge.

He stopped sucking at my neck and looked at me "So stopwatch?"

I shook my head "Later. Let's get to know each other first." I undid my tie.

He grinned and slipped off his braces "Sounds good to me." Once we both divested of our clothing we moved down to his bunker as it was slightly more comfortable than the office floor.

He crawled on top of me and kissed me again.

Jack's tongue snaked inside, exploring rubbing against my own tongue, massaging every bit of the inside of my mouth. I moaned in pleasure, near ecstasy and the love making had only just started. Jack's touch was that powerful. Jack moved to my throat again and began to suck lightly. I ran my hands along Jack's back urging him closer.

I writhed and wriggled beneath Jack as he kissed, nipped and sucked his way down my chest to my nipples. While he sucked one, he fingered the other. This almost made me scream, my nipples are extremely sensitive.

Jack chuckled "51st century DNA, male nipples are more sensitive. Don't know why."

"Yeah whatever, just keep at it" I bucked my hips, indicating what I wanted.

He laughed again "Patience babe, we're just getting started." He continued his ministrations with my nipples and then down my torso. As his lips reached my belly button his hand found my cock and squeezed ever so gently. He then rubbed my balls and a finger slipped inside and toyed with my prostate for a second or two. Then he put his mouth over my cock and began suck. Words cannot describe the pleasure that I felt. He sucked and licked and even nipped. He also sucked on my balls for a bit. I was extremely close to climaxing but…

Then Jack stopped, sat up and looked down at me "Now it's your turn to explore me."

After a second to get my bearing and growling in frustration I sat up and smiled slyly "If that's the way you wanna play it" I pushed him down and kissed him. I was on top of him in a way so that our erections were pulsating against each other. By the way, he is in fact a shower and it did not get frighteningly larger. Just so you know.

I broke the kiss and began nipping at his neck. I soon found out that his nipples are more sensitive than mine. That was good to know.

When I was done doing to him precisely what he'd done to me and slightly more—I sucked on the mini Captain and his two lieutenants for a little longer—he flipped me back on my back and pushed my knees up. About time.

"I want us to come together" he said as he ran his hand over my cock a few times before taking it in his mouth again. Oh my God. It gets a little fuzzy after that because pretty colours started to swirl before my eyes. At one point he had his tongue where the mini Captain should be going. That was a first for me and OH MY GOD. That was…I can't even describe it. I liked it if you were wondering. Finally he entered me and stars exploded. We fit so perfectly. I came sometime after that, he did too and we got each other covered in the stuff.

When I came to my senses, Jack was lying on his stomach next to me, arm draped over me and his head turned towards me. "You okay?" he asked.

"Never better" I answered honestly and I kissed him "You?"

He smiled "Same answer."

I found out that he'd used a condom till he came and squirted on me, very thoughtful of him. I hadn't even thought about it. I was sure though that eventually we'd come to a point where we wouldn't bother with them at all but it is decent for the first time with someone.

…

Well, sex with Jack became regular and progressively innovative after that. Like I said I still hadn't said 'I love you' but if he minded he didn't say.

Okay so I shouldn't have left my keys where everyone could see them if they chose to look behind the counter but at least I didn't leave them in my car like some people who shall remain nameless *cough* Remy and Owen *cough*.

Jack had related to John Ellis and it was hard for him to watch the man just give up like he did. That night after we put the body away I just held Jack, just held him till morning.

That was when we heard about what the Doctor had gotten up to in London. Draining the Thames? I didn't think that was possible. And UNIT had to be called in to take out that alien ship.

The pilot, Diane had gotten bored and flew into the Rift after adventure as I said earlier. I doubt anything could have made her stay.

The girl Emma at least had decided to give a new life a chance. Just goes to show that kids are more adaptable.

Christmas morning Jack and I flew over to New York to be with the family.

…

Remy

Sometimes it really sucks being a gentleman.

I hadn't had sex since before Jamie and I broke up so it'd been weeks, more than a month I think. I wanted Rogue so badly but I have learned over the years that the best thing is to let her have her own way. I didn't want her to feel obligated so I wanted her to broach the subject with me.

I think she was doing research first because I caught her more than once thumbing through her romance novels and Playgirls.

I have to say that this Christmas was my favourite to date, for so many reasons.

My girl and I were finally official and holding bare hands.

And I got to flaunt it in front of Iceman.

I won, I won, she chose me. Okay, I didn't actually chant that at him, nor did I do the dance that went with it. Believe me I wanted to but Rogue would've killed me.

I was in fact pleasant to the ice freak—called him by his name and everything. By the way, my hand rarely left Rogue's all evening and I never stopped smiling.

At one point when Rogue was in the bathroom Iceman came up to me. "I want to say congratulations Remy. I guess you and Rogue are meant for each other."

"Merci, Bobby. I'm sorry that we've never gotten on that well."

He smiled and held out his hand "Hey, no hard feelings?"

"No hard feelings" I shook his hand.

When he moved away, I got myself some cider and then Jamie approached me. He kissed my cheek.

"What was that for?" I blinked.

He smiled and pointed up "Careful where you stand, Remy."

I was standing under mistletoe "Oh. You know, we haven't talked much since…"

He sighed "I know. I'm sorry."

"Me too. Are we still friends?"

"I'd like us to be. I do love you, Remy but not in the way…"

"I know" I said "me too. Your heart was never mine as mine was never yours."

"I'm happy for you" He nodded towards Rogue who had come back in the room and was chatting with Mama "I truly am."

"I'm happy for you too" I inclined my head to Linus who was talking to Jack and Wolverine.

We both smiled and then hugged.

A little later, Ianto talked to me. "So you gonna go ring shopping?"

"You hesh up."

"Are you?"

"Ianto, if I was I wouldn't tell you because you're almost as bad a gossip as Jean."

"Hey look" he pointed across the room "Mama's got Jack and Rogue in a corner."

"Oh dear God" I sighed "so you and Jack are together now?"

"Yeah, couldn't stand the wait. This remind you of anything?"

I smiled "First Christmas with Tad and he cornered Jamie and Will. What do you think he would think of you and Jack?"

Ianto sighed "I really don't know." He tapped his glass and raised it "Everyone I have a toast to make. To Captain Ioan Jones, the best interrogator UNIT's ever had."

I raised my class and clinked with Ianto's "Captain Ioan Jones."

…

Anna

I was as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. That Christmas night Remy and I were going to consummate our relationship. He just didn't know it yet.

I bought a black lace nightie just for the occasion. I guess it would have been proper to wait till we were married but who knew when that would happen? I didn't want to wait any more. Remy was going to be my first and my only.

Knowing where Remy might put his mouth, I took a bath and made sure I was nice and clean. I shaved my legs too of course. I got dressed in my nightie and the silk robe that went with it, put a Christmas bow on my head and flew down to his pool house. He was in the shower when I got there so I let myself in.

Before I sat down to wait I snooped a little to see if he'd bought anything sparkly. If he had I couldn't find it before I heard the shower cut off. I took a few deep breaths and lay down on my side on the bed. I really wanted this.

I smiled when he stepped out of the bathroom, still steaming and wrapped only in a small towel. I wanted to cream my panties just looking at him. "Merry Christmas, Remy."

He nearly dropped his towel when he saw me and a bulge immediately appeared underneath it. He swallowed "Anna, chere, there something I can do for you?"

I got up and walked over to him "You know what, Remy." I kissed him.

He dropped the towel as he put his arms around me, pulling me close. His manhood pressed against me, pulsating. I pressed closer, wanting him inside me.

He pulled back a little "Are you sure, Anna?"

The fact that he asked that made me want him more "Yes, Remy. I'm ready, make love to me." I pulled a string on my nightie and it fell to the floor, leaving me in just the thong.

He stepped back and looked at me, fire in his eyes "Let me just take a moment, Chere and worship you." He kissed me again and then slowly worked his way down my body, kissing and sucking at my neck, breasts and stomach till he got down on his knees and pulled down my panties—with his teeth. I can't even describe the sensations I'd been feeling up to that point but it was more than wonderful. I'm pretty sure I was moaning.

He traced a finger lightly over my crotch and then looked up at me for permission to continue. I nodded.

He cupped it with his whole hand and began to rub. My knees buckled against his shoulders.

He smiled, stood and picked me up "Think it's time for the bed, my love" he laid me down and I immediately spread my legs for him.

He grinned and lowered his head.

OH MY GOD!

Vibrations shot through my entire body and it was like I was suddenly looking through a kaleidoscope. I had played with myself before and used toys but it was nothing like this with Remy. This was magic, that's the only word I can think of to describe it.

He brought me to orgasm just giving me oral. When I was still riding the waves of that, he looked at me for permission again "It might hurt a little, first time."

I moaned, maybe screamed "Take me Remy, take me."

I think I saw him put on a condom and he went inside me. More stars exploded before my eyes and I wrapped my legs around him, urging him deeper. It felt so right and so perfect, him being inside me, I didn't want it to end.

Finally he reached orgasm himself and pulled out, collapsing on the bed next to me. He pulled me into his arms "How you feeling, chere?"

I'm pretty sure I gave him a dopey smile "Perfect. Can we do that again soon?"

"Anytime you want, I am at your beck and call."

I snuggled closer "Was I good?"

"Natural baby, sure you ain't ever done that before?"

"I read a lot" then I thought of something "wasn't I supposed to…um…do more stuff to you?"

He smiled and kissed my neck "Your first time, chere, I wanted it to be all about you. But if you wanna return the favour now, I ain't gonna stop you."

"Hmm, when my legs stop feeling like jelly. Thank you, Remy."

He kissed the top of my head "Non, thank you."

….

Remy

"Birds flying high, you know how I feel, sun in the sky you know how I feel. It's a new dawn, it's a new day and I'm feeling good." I had a huge grin on my face and I'm sure everyone knew why but I didn't care. I had never felt so good.

Wolverine actually smiled at me "Someone got lucky last night."

"Lucky?" I kissed his cheek—I was in that good a mood "more than lucky my good man. More than lucky."

I don't think I stopped skipping all day.

Now, about that ring shopping.

I showed pictures of my final three choices to the other menfolk on a boy's night out a few weeks later. I trusted them not to breathe a word, especially since I was sure Rogue already suspected.

Jamie smiled "Are you going to be cliché and ask her on Valentine's Day?"

I shook my head "I have this vision in my head and it does not involve snow. But I don't want to wait till spring."

"You could always take her somewhere warmer in one of the jets" Scott suggested.

"Yeah, I might do that. Professor said I could take her on a weekend getaway anytime."

"So you talked to him about this?"

"Did you ask him for permission when you proposed to Jean?" I didn't wait for an answer "but yes, I did. He told me I didn't need his permission and he was very happy for us."

Logan picked at his teeth with a claw "You gonna talk to Jack?"

I sighed "Once I decide on a ring. I don't think I need his blessing either but I'll be a proper gentleman. Now which one of these do you think would look best on Anna's finger?"

…

I ended up choosing a ring I'd seen Rogue eyeing when we were window shopping one day. I asked Storm to set up a girls' day out so I could use the time to fly over to Cardiff—it was only right I talk to Jack in person.

Ianto met me at the airfield as I had called him to let him know I was coming for an afternoon visit. In addition to talking with Jack, there was something I wanted to ask Ianto.

"So what's the occasion?" he asked after greeting me.

"I'm gonna be a proper southern gentleman and ask Jack for his daughter's hand in marriage." I pulled out the ring and showed it to him. The ring was platinum and had a cluster of diamonds around an emerald.

Ianto gave an impressed whistle "That's gorgeous, Remy. I'm sure Anna will love it and congratulations."

"Merci" I put an arm over his shoulders "I'm sure she'll say yes, so, Ianto, you're my brother and my best friend; will you be my best man?"

Ianto smiled "Of course, Remy, I'm honoured. Thank you."

…

Ianto and I stopped for a snack in Mermaid Quay before going on to the Hub. We got a couple of Welsh cakes at a cute little shop.

"So," Ianto said, after taking a bite "does this mean I get to plan your bachelor party?"

"Best man's job isn't it?"

"Do you want a stripper?"

I sighed "You've already started planning it haven't you?"

He grinned "Since you made Rogue Remi-Anne's godmother."

I ruffled his hair "Why am I not surprised? Just remember who's going to be there."

"Well other than the obvious, who are you inviting?"

"I haven't decided yet" I finished my snack "come on, take me to your leader."

"Let me guess, you were watching the science fiction channel recently?"

…

Mama was there when we arrived. Is it wrong that I had forgotten about her? I mean, it was pretty easy to, considering I still wasn't used to her being around.

"Bonjour Mama" I hugged her and kissed her cheeks.

"Remy, cher, what brings you here today?"

"Oh not much, I want to ask Jack something."

She apparently got my meaning as she smiled and hugged me again "Oh I'm so happy for you."

"Jack's on his rooftop" Ianto told me "you can either go up there or wait for him."

I sighed and rolled my eyes "Which rooftop?"

The rooftop Jack was brooding on was a white building—I think it was apartments or something and the part he was standing was hardly more than balance beam width. Good thing I'm not afraid of heights.

I stood next to him "Nice view" I said by way of greeting.

He smiled "Remy, what brings you by?"

"Etiquette, you could say."

He arched an eyebrow "Oh?"

I took a breath and got right into it "Jack, I love Anna more than life itself and I want to spend the rest of my life with her."

"I know you do. Is there more to this visit?"

"I'm going to ask her to marry me. I'm asking for your blessing."

He put a hand on my shoulder "You have it, Remy. Thank you for asking though you didn't really have to."

"I know but I wanted to anyway."

"I appreciate it. Makes me feel needed and that's always a good feeling. Is your daughter okay with the idea?"

"Okay? That girl's been wanting me to propose to Anna for years. She'll be thrilled. I haven't told her because she can't keep a secret. Girl's a worse gossip than Jean and Ianto put together."

…

I had the perfect idea on where and how to propose to Anna. Now, she may have a lot of bad memories of growing up in Mississippi but her home state is still near and dear to her heart like any Southern woman and like Louisiana is to me. So I thought a river boat cruise between the two states would be the perfect place. Don't you think? I had to get her on the cruise first of course.

I found her in the gym playing one on one basketball with Storm.

"Ma chere" I came up behind her and wrapped my arms around her. I kissed her neck.

"Remy" she giggled and half-heartedly tried to shove me away "I'm in the middle of a game."

"I see that and I will let you get back to it when you answer my question."

"And what question is that?"

"How would you like to go away for the weekend?" I moved so that I was facing her but still holding her and slap me silly if her eyes didn't light up. How much you wanna bet she was already suspecting what Remy was up to?

"I'd love to" she smiled "where?"

I kissed her "I was thinking a cruise on the Mississipp'. Whatchya think?"

She kissed me back "Sounds good to me."

…

"Remy, it's gorgeous" Anna actually spun around our state room.

I took her in my arms "I'm glad you like it. What do you wanna do tonight? We can do dinner and dancing, go to the casino or maybe just a stroll around the deck under the moonlight."

"What do you have planned, sugah?"

"Whatever makes you happy, Anna I-cannot-believe-you-actually-changed-your-name-to -Harkness."

"Well it is my daddy's name."

"I know" I kissed her cheek "and I'm sure he's very pleased but why spend money to change your name to something you might not keep very long anyway?" perhaps I shouldn't have said that because if she was just suspecting before she was likely certain now.

She smiled "Remy Lebeau, are you trying to tell me something?"

"You just hold your horses to find out."

"Why don't you change your name to Jones? It was your daddy's name. Or at least change the spelling to match your mama's and your birth certificate?"

"Well I'll tell you" (and you all too as I haven't before) "I had the spelling changed about a week after I got my birth certificate those years ago. That was easy enough. I just didn't make a big deal out of it. Now, since Mama's changing her name to Jones, I might just do it too. Least on my license. People will never stop calling me Remy Lebeau." It was true, I've been Remy Lebeau all my life and I will be the rest of my life even if it didn't say so on paper. Well, thinking about it maybe it didn't matter what it said on paper because I would no doubt always be Gambit. Maybe I should just change my name to Gambit. What do you think?

…

After dinner and dancing, Anna and I walked around the deck of the riverboat. I couldn't wait much longer. The moonlight shone from behind some southern winter clouds and I took her hands in mine—Anna's not the moon's. I looked into her beautiful emerald eyes "Anna, ma Cherie, I love you." My eyes began to sting.

"I love you too, Remy." She definitely knew what I was about to do and her own eyes were overbright.

I kissed her deeply, slowly for a few moments and then I said "I want to spend the rest of my life with you" I took a breath and got down on one knee. I produced the ring from a pocket and looked up at her. "Anna Marie Harkness, will you make me the happiest man in the known universe and marry me?" The plethora of times I went over that in my head, I meant to say more but in the end I didn't want to overdo it.

Despite the tears leaking down her cheeks, she grinned broadly and she threw herself in my arms, the force sending us both to the deck. "Yes, Remy, of course. What do you think?" She kissed me and I slipped the ring on her finger.

As Anna, the woman I loved and I lay there on the deck of a Mississippi river boat, my dream of more than a decade made reality, for a few moments at least, all was truly right with the world.

Ianto

It was at Remy and Anna's engagement party that I decided it was time to tell Jack I loved him. I couldn't hold out any longer. I loved him and I had to tell him.

I stood next to him at the food table as he piled his plate with mini éclairs and cream puffs—no wonder he worked out every day, the man was addicted to French pastries.

"You should go easy on those" I told him "eat too many and you'll get sick."

He rolled his eyes "Yes mother."

"Sorry but you might want to save room for later. Crawfish is almost done."

He sighed "You're right but I think I'll be fine."

A song I liked came on, Nick Lachey's "What's Left Of Me", I think it applied to me and Jack quite nicely. I took his plate and set it down "Dance with me, please."

"Okay."

I led him to the dance floor and put my hands on his shoulders, he put his on my waist. "I like this song" I told him.

"It's nice" he agreed "if a little sappy and modern."

I sighed "You're an old soul, Jack" I kissed him lightly and looked into his eyes.

"Good thing too, otherwise you'd be the older man."

"Well I was born first if you want to get technical."

"Yeah but who wants that?" he sighed "so your brother and my daughter, huh?"

"Yes, we should tell Jerry Springer. It could be a special on the LOGO network 'I'm in a relationship with my brother's father-in-law'."

He shrugged "Doesn't bother me, happens all the time in the future."

"So I hear."

"I love you anyway" he said, kissing my nose.

"I love you too, Jack."

He blinked and held me closer "Are you sure?"

"Wouldn't have said it if I wasn't. I love you Jack. I always have, even before I knew who you were—you're the man of my dreams."

"That works out, because you're the man of mine" he kissed me deeply and for a few precious moments the rest of the world disappeared and it was just us.

The future wasn't certain, I knew that. I would die before Jack, probably young, I knew that. The war against evil wasn't over yet, I knew that. After all we still had those damn alien gems to figure out. I knew my life wouldn't be perfect but for right now, as Jack held me, it was and I was the happiest I'd ever been. For right now, the universe was in perfect harmony.

The end…?

Honestly, I have so many ideas for a sequel or two but with all the crap going on and the fact I am currently stuck in Texas for the unforeseeable future I don't know if I'll be able to get around to it. But I will tell you my ideas involve those gemstones, Apocalypse, the Master, Magneto, Remy and Anna's wedding and just for kicks mpreg. I'd love to write it but I just don't have the energy to start a new story right now.

I will continue working on Immortality and Not Unbreakable when the muses tell me. Wild Endeavour seems to be at an indefinite standstill.

Anyway, please review if you like, I could use some cheering up.

TTFN