Total Humor Island
I lost count, which episode number is this one again?: Song Parody! With special guest star, Jacob Black from 'Twilight'!
"OK, contestants! Here we are in Forks, Washington! The next challenge.." Chris is interrupted by the appearance of nine boys and a girl. "Ah! You're here! Contestants, meet today's special singers!"
"Huh! What's with those guys!" Alejandro is perplexed by their appearance.
"The challenge is, you gotta beat US at a song contest!" Said Jacob Black. Leah stands behind him, with Quil and Embry at his side. The Music starts. It's 'Poker Face' by Lady Gaga.
"Nyah nyah nyah nyah." Jacob sings along to the tune.
"Oh God, please stop." Alejandro is horrified. "Not a Lady Gaga parody!"
"Nyah nyah nyah nyah." Jacob continues. The rest of the pack start doing a small dance.
I wanna duel them like they do in Yu-gi-oh!
Face up, face down, spell cards, tarp cards, go time roulette go! (I love it!)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun! (No!)
But killing newborn vampires, that'd be tons of fun! (Yeah!)
Oh! Ohhh Oh! Oh, oh! Ohhhh, oh!
Here's a surprise, I got squinty eyes!
Oh! Ohhh oh! Oh, oh! Ohhhh, oh!
It's no big deal, I just hate eating veal.
Can't beat my, can't beat my!
No they can't beat my
Werewolf Rage!
I don't want to be a furry.
Can't beat my, can't beat my!
No they can't beat my
Werewolf Rage!
I don't wanna be a furry.
Ruff ruff ruff
Werewolf Rage
Ruff ruff werewolf rage
(Nyah nyah nyah nyah)
Ruff ruff ruff
Werewolf rage
Ruff ruff werewolf rage
(nyah nyah nyah nyah)
Met this chick with real nice boobies
But she treats me like a noobie!
I like Bella, I love Bella
But she treats me like a fella!
I won't lose to Jas and Eddy
Cus them a pair of baddies
And it's such a mess, such a mess
To Bella, I'm just second best!
Can't beat my, can't beat my!
No they can't beat my
Werewolf Rage!
I don't want to be a furry.
Can't beat my, can't beat my!
No they can't beat my
Werewolf Rage!
I don't wanna be a furry.
Ruff ruff ruff
Werewolf Rage
Ruff ruff werewolf rage
(Nyah nyah nyah nyah)
Ruff ruff ruff
Werewolf rage
Chef walks over to the ten youths. "Excuse me, but I do believe, that sucked ass."