I do not own One Piece. Eiichiro Oda does.
taps microphone Check one, check two. Quirius. Quirius. Questions.
Come, come, Shinigami, let's have some questions!
A bright red moon appears and beams down a bright blue light
Shinigami: Hey everyone, what's up? It's been awhile!
MG: We noticed. How are ya?
Shinigami: Zoro: As I said before, School's keeping me busy but I have re-read the Thriller Back Arc and the recent chapter.
Zoro: ...So?
Luffy: So think you'll run into Arlong again in that Mermaid place? (I can't remember name).
Luffy: I don't know. We'll find out when we get there.
Shinigami: Nami: blinks
Nami: ...What?
Shinigami: Claps hands
Ten elephants carrying thousands of bags of Beri appear
Nami: Beli signs in eyes AAH! ARIGATO GOZAIMASU!
Usopp: So how do you like you new Cell?
Usopp: Ah, I can't use it. No one else has a cell phone. I prefer the portable Den Den Mushi. hands Shinigami the cell phone Here, have it back.
Shinigami: Chopper: Here Throw text book I found this a few days ago.
Book: Everything you need to know about Medicine
Chopper: picks up book Um, thanks.
Shinigami: Hope you like Chopper.
Robin: So have you heard about the HIV/AIDS vaccine they're testing?
Robin: No. What is HIV/AIDS?
MG: Terrible diseases. An infected body becomes weaker and weaker with disease until the victim dies.
Chopper: UWAAH! THAT'S SCARY!
Robin: How morbid...
Shinigami: I hope this the one, they've been working a hard time to come up with on.
MG: So do I, Shin. So do I.
Shinigami: Ace: Narrows eyes You had SO better be alive; You're like my favorite OP character; next to Robin of course.
Robin: chuckles Thank you, Shinigami-san.
MG: sweatdrop Uh, if you don't know whether or not Ace is alive, why are you trying to talk to him?
Shinigami: Franky: Yeah, sorry about my last review Gives large tank of coke
Franky: Thanks, bro.
Shinigami: Sanji:To make amends, You have a special role in my up coming fic.
Sanji: ?
Shinigami: And you're paired with Nami.
Nami turns pale from shock
Sanji: hearts in eyes WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! eyes go back to normal Yosh! Arigato!
Nami: lowers head Oh no...
Shinigami: Anyway MG, I'll see you guys later.
Fades into background
MG: Creepy.
Usopp: N-No matter how many times I see him, that guy always scares me.
Thank you, Shinigami, for the comments and questions.