Title: Tesla
Fandom: Warehouse 13
RAXS
Characters: Pete, Steve, Dorian
Rating: T
Authoress Ramblings: I apologize for how late this is, but with no Warehouse 13, there has been a lack of stuff to write about. I need to re-read 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' again before working on TPOF.
Dedicated to: tmmdeathwishraven, and her "A Day in the Warehouse." Go read it, she writes Dorian absolutely brilliantly. That's how Dorian acted until he got tired of his cursed immortality…I can see him acting like that very rarely nowadays. The line that inspired this was : "You come near me with that," Jinx said as Pete took a step towards him with the microphone in hand and a Pete-ish grin on his face, "And I will Tesla you. Repeatedly. In the face."
Also…this is AU, Dorian is not free from the Warehouse.
It was a rather uneventful day in the Warehouse, which was rather abnormal. Dorian was asleep on the couch with Trai using his thigh as a pillow, drooling on him. Claudia was poking at the new tracking device the Regents insisted Dorian be fitted with, with Artie looking over her shoulder, Myka was reading something out loud to Jack, and Pete and Nny were playing tic-tac-toe. Pete had quickly grown bored of his game and took his marker over near Dorian. The energy in the room seemed to still.
Pete uncapped the marker.
Dorian was still asleep.
Pete readied the marker.
Dorian appeared to still be asleep.
Pete lowered the marker.
ZZZZZZAP!
Pete shot back with a yelp and held his face before succumbing to the stunning effect of the Tesla in Dorian's hand.
Dorian rarely slept where he could be found by the agents, and the Warehouse shelving had some particularly nasty artifacts on them, so he carried a Tesla, but rarely used it. It was useful for silencing Rumplestilskin, the crate just happened to be below Dorian's preferred sleeping spot. Dorian glared at Trai, who woofed happily at him, before sighing and deciding to remain awake for the time being.
Pete groaned on the floor.