Hey Lithuania!

I remember that one. I was freaking out and everyone else was all 'hum de hum de hum...I don't care about this one bit!' I was laughing pretty hard when May 21st came and went without any problems though! Yeah! Bring it on, 2012! I remember that the Mayan calendar ends on that day, so I guess scientists or somebody else that's really stupid just assumed that the world will end according to that date.

I would laugh if that wasn't kinda sad too... As long as we're alive...that's a great motto to live by, Lith!

T-thanks, buddy! Got the guest room all set up for you!

The Hero,

America

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Dear Mr. America,

That's because people are always thinking the world is going to end. You just hadn't quite learned to ignore it yet! Although the idea of the world ending in 2012 doesn't make much sense: just because the Mayans decided to end their calendar at a particular year doesn't mean anything. And where did Mayans get the authority to decide when the world ends? The whole thing is a little ridiculous. But speaking of the Mayans, did you ever meet them, or were they Mexico's people?

Heh, sorry about that. Sometimes I just get into these depressed moods, and say morbid things. Don't read too much into it…

Oh, thank you Mr. America! I'll come over soon (as soon as some minor issues are resolved around here…). And you're always welcome to come to my house you know.

Sincerely,

Lietuva

P.S. I've gotten letters from two of your children- Oklahoma and Minnesota. They're both very nice kids, but their personalities are practically the opposite of yours!