The Akatsuki Stories

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Chapter XXXIV

Akatsuki Go To Target!

Part V: Escape From Vengeance

" I don't get why I've got to get the candy." muttered Itachi under his breath, " It wasn't MY fault I hit that bus, I was on a good book."

He then browsed an assortment of taffy.

" Perfect for Deidara." he said, getting a box of Laffy Taffy, " But don't they sell Snickers anymore?"

He looked throught the aisle, but couldn't find his candy.

" Great." whispered Itachi, setting a section of Fun Dip on fire.

He then heard someone singing the Snicker song. Sorry, but I can't remember how it goes! He looked and saw a small teen who was wearing a cowboy hat and was playing the guitar with a Snickers bar.

" SNICKERS!" yelled Itachi, diving for the chocolate.

" GOTCHA!" Sasuke ripped off the hat and Chidori'd his brother.

KA-CHIDORI'D!

" Huh?" Sasuke looked and saw he had struck his hand through a log.

" I'm not THAT stupid, brother." said Itachi from behind, eating the Snicker, " Dang, no almonds."

" AW MAN! NOT ANOTHER LOG!" said Sasuke, ripping the log off his arm, " ITACHIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!"

The two brothers broke into a run, toppling into a certain silver haired Jonin and made his book topple to the ground.

" MY MANGA!" yelled Kakashi under Itachi and Sasuke.

" Wait a minute." said Itachi, " Icha Icha's a MANGA now?"

" Compete with pictures!" said Kakashi hoaresly, Itachi's foot on his throat.

" Huh?" Sasuke picked up the book and became mesmerized as he read.

" Better run!" yelled Itachi, running towards the exit with a pocket full of unpaid candy.

" HEY! THAT GUY SET OFF THE ALARM!" yelled a guard, " GET HIM!"

All the security guards ran after Itachi, followed by Sasuke. They then ran into the clerk of the blood bank.

" MY STAKE!" yelled the shopkeeper, " VIT IZ RAMMED VRU MY HEART! ZE IRNY!"

He then dropped dead.

" HOORAY!" cheered Hidan and Kakuzu, helping up Itachi.

" We owe you." said Hidan.

" Just not money-wise." added Kakuzu.

" Then kill those guards." said Itachi, pointing at the pile of people.

" Got it." Hidan pulled out his scythe and began the MA violence.

" Sasori, are you happy with your new body, yeah?" asked Deidara as they exited the mall.

" No." said Sasori, " Not at all."

" Why, un?"

" I'M A BIRD!"

Sasori flew out of the doors, his new bird body pirching on the top of a van.

" All right, I'll change you, un." said Deidara, accidently grabbing his Explosive Play-Doh instead of regular...

" Leader, are you all right?" asked Zetsu White as Leader's bumps slowly shrunk.

" HE'S OKAY!" cried Blue.

" What happened?" asked Leader, sitting up and rubbing his head.

" You ate regular Cheetos." said Blue, who had snuck in the mall and gotten her eyebrow peircing.

" Well, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" yelled Leader, starting the engine.

" WAIT FOR US!" yelled Hidan, Kakuzu, and Itachi, running with the car.

" OKAY!" yelled Leader, pushing the brake.

Nothing happened.

" OOPS!" yelled Leader, " I FORGOT TO REPLACE THE BRAKE FLUID!"

" Oh (beep)" said Hidan, huffing and puffing.

" DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Sasuke, charging another Chidori.

" GIVE ME MY DOG!!!!" yelled Kiba, now on a pair of roller blades.

" YOUTH!" yelled Lee with another boulder.

" I WILL AVENGE MY FATHER!" yelled the son of the clerk, waving a flaming chainsaw over his head.

" CHUBBIES RULE!" yelled Choji in a boulder roll, realizing he had one less bag of Cheetos.

" They're here to kill us!" yelled Kakuzu, " And I haven't even bought life insurance!"

The criminals followed the van all the way to the lair, where Sasori ex-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

-ploded.

Everybody who had followed them were blown all the way back to Konoha.

" Wha happened?" wondered Sasori, who was just a head again.

" THE HUNDO STUNK!" yelled Tobi, "
THE TV BLEW UP!"

" Oh my god." said Leader," The lair! It's gone!"

Everybody then turned to Deidara.

" Deidara..." they all said.

" Un?"

They all chased the blonde member of Akatsuki, the end of their home, day, and many adventures... For now, anyway...

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