I know i said i'd be updating every wednesday but ive been ill. some nirovirus or something. it's been pretty rad. Also, I've lost partical hearingin the right ear and my left eye is pretty useless. Something to do with pressure in my head? Anyway- point being, I've pent the last four (ish) days lying down trying to simultaneously watch daytime TV and avoid food TV shows (Seriously- its impossible.) and ending up watching an entire supernatural series and all of the pirates of the carriibbbbb. I havent written anything either, so it's gonna take me a little longer to update my other fics cause ive got to actually write them, and then ive got all my exams so... I'm pretty screwed. and so, without further ado...
"Well, it could've gone worse I suppose." Tony shrugged once they were backstage.
Loki attached their mouths and let his arms hang around Tony's neck. "Let's get married. Right now. Let's go to Vegas."
Tony started to laugh, chuckling against his mouth at first then having to pull away and double over.
"What?"
"You want to get married in Vegas?!" Tony cried in-between the laughter, which only made it harder to stop.
"What's so wrong about that?"
"You- ahahaha!" Tony laughed so hard he fell over. "Oww, okay I'm sorry, it's just, you don't seem like the kind of guy that would get married in Vegas."
Loki grabbed him by the lapels and held him upright "I don't give a damn where we get married, I just want to do it now. I am an impatient person Mr Stark and I cannot wait a moment longer to be your husband."
Tony stopped laughing and smiled sweetly at Loki. "I'm glad you feel that way, but..." He trailed off, coughing awkwardly as if he was embarrassed by something.
"Mmm?"
"This is probably the sappiest thing I'll ever say, so I'm not repeating it but... I want a proper wedding with you. One that I can spend loads on, design it so every detail is perfect, and not just some crappy quick thing in a Vegas registry office." He paused and smiled at Loki again. "Because I think you're worth more than that, and that's what I'm more than willing to give you."
"And that is why I want to marry you so much." Loki kissed him again "but I guess I could wait just a little while"
"Good good. I'd hate for my plans to go to waste." Tony pulled Loki closer to him to kiss harder.
While they were kissing, Natasha came up behind them and coughed. "Uhh, guys? We need to set up and get on stage..."
Tony broke the kiss and frowned. "Is the table up already?"
"Well no but-"
"That what stagehands are for Natasha. Stop worrying."
She shrugged and walked off.
"I need to go to the bathroom. Meet me on stage?"
"Yeah, sure. Make sure you do come though, or I'll be lonely up there." Tony stuck out his bottom lip then kissed Loki once more before walking over to where the Avengers were waiting.
Loki didn't go to the bathroom, he stood and waited at the side of the stage until the Avengers went into the blinding lights and Tony was joined by another Loki. A smirk spread across the real one's face.
"Okay, so welcome to this uhh question and answer session. Just put your hand up and someone will come with a microphone or something I think... Yep okay?" Tony leant over the table and raised an eyebrow at the mic man before leaning back. "You can ask any of us anything you like, within reason of course." the crowd laughed. "Okay, let's get this going then." he sighed and leaned back as he saw billions of hands shoot up.
Tony felt a hand on his inner thigh and looked down to see Loki grinning up at him. His eyes flashed beside him to the other Loki.
Tony's eyes widened and he glanced down at Loki then at the one beside him. He raised an eyebrow at the one below him but had to look up as a question was directed toward him first.
"In terms of your engagement to Loki, who asked who and how was it done?"
Tony smiled. "I asked him." There was a chorus of 'awww's', mainly from the women of the audience. "We had just had a fight, I think, and we made up and in that moment I asked him, but I had been planning to anyway. Tony didn't think he should mention the whole initial rejection fiasco but as he was talking, he felt his trousers being undone he smiled at the girl who asked the question then casually leaned down. "What are you doing?" he hissed quietly as Steve answered a question about how he was adapting to the 21st century.
Loki silently smirked and slipped a hand into Tony's pants.
Tony's eyes widened and he threw his head up, sucking in and holding a breath he glanced up at the ceiling so he avoided eye contact with most. He moved his hand to try and get Loki's out but it was slapped away. The Loki clone next to him grabbed his hands and held them lovingly as the clone gave him the same look as the real one under the table.
So Tony was stuck.
'Shit.'
Another question was directed at Tony.
"What's it like to be immortal now?"
'Fuck' "Uhh, um -oh god- uhh it-its good. Not much... Difference, I feel stronger aaaand most other things have been... Heightened mmmh." Tony squirmed slightly as Loki had freed his member from his trousers and was vigorously pumping it, sending waves of pleasure over Tony as he struggled to even form a sentence. He coughed and turned away slightly as his face blushed. He grabbed the cloth from the table and pulled it up so the instead of dangling over Loki's head, it covered him from the waist down, so Loki and his slowly hardening cock were hidden from not only the people in the crowd, but the other Avengers and the people backstage.
Steve shot Tony a confused look, which was returned with an attempted and reassuring smile.
Loki pressed his open mouth to the head of Tony's cock and sucked lightly.
Tony whimpered slightly, making sure he moved away from his microphones hearing range and gritted his teeth.
"I'm gonna guess you have no trouble with the ladies Thor." One woman with very large boobs asked in the audience. "How do you do it?"
The thunderer frowned but then gave her a smile. "I'm afraid I do not know what you speak of."
Under the table, Tony's toes curled within his shoes and he sucked in a breath through his teeth.
Clint whispered into his ear and Thor chuckled. "Oh, well I wasn't aware I was seen as a catch on this world." he winked and there was a lot of fan-girling in the audience.
Loki slid his tongue along Tony's slit; he could feel Tony's thighs shaking and the warmth of his crotch.
Tony had to clasp a hand to his mouth to stop himself from crying out, which earn him a few odd looks.
"Bruce, how do you feel after being the other guy? Drained? Energetic?" a small teenage girl with copper coloured hair asked timidly, giving Tony an odd look as the genius's face reddened further.
"Uh.., well I usually end up naked and surrounded by a group of strangers so... Definitely not energetic. Imagine every cell in your body expanding and moving really fast and then shrinking back to normal again. Kind of like a caffeine low, just multiply it by a googolplex."
Loki moved his head forward and took Tony's whole length in his mouth, popping Tony's eyes wide and forcing his teeth to grind from trying to suppress the cries.
"This next one's to Thor and Loki. How do you keep your hair so radiant and fair?"
Bruce, who was sitting next to Tony on the other side of him leaned over and whispered. "Are you okay?"
"Mmmh..." Tony replied quickly, nodding his head and clamping his mouth shut.
The Loki from between Tony's leg disappeared and the clone had a new twinkle in its eye, something that only Tony could ever notice. "I am a God, it comes naturally." Loki lifted his chin and turned to show his profile.
"Indeed." Thor chuckled.
Tony sat back and panted, still trying to hold it in. He needed to get to a bathroom quickly or beg for magic. He leaned over to Loki. "Use magic on it please."
"I'm sorry dear, what?" Loki spoke loud enough so the microphones could just hear him.
"You heard what I said, don't make me repeat it." Tony said, his face flushing even more red if that was possible.
"I'm afraid you'll have to, I have no idea what you mean."
"That's not fair, you... know very well what I mean..."
"No I don't."
"Yes you do."
"No I don't."
"Yes you do."
"No I don't."
"Loki..." Tony growled and gritted his teeth. "Get rid of it now!"
Loki raised his eyebrows and pushed his chair back, about to crouch under the table.
"Hey, whoa wait!" Tony jerked backwards, having to cover himself with his hands. "I SAID WITH MAGIC!" he shouted before realising that the whole place was watching their little argument.
Loki's eyebrows squashed together, "I was just going to pick up my handkerchief." Loki picked up a white square of cloth from the floor and held it up.
Tony glared at him.
"Okay fine, fine, ill get rid of it." Tony's erection disappeared and Loki conjured what looked like a dead mouse and made it look like he was picking it up from Tony's lap. "Okay, okay, I'm getting rid of it." He winked at Tony and got up to take it off stage. "I don't see why I had to use magic though, it can be rather draining."
Tony glared at him before turning to the crowd and speaking into the mic. "Excuse us one moment, carry on with the questions." he said before casually zipping up his trousers and following Loki off stage. He stood at the bottom of the step, glaring at Loki and folding his arms.
"Hey! I saved you out there; I passed t off as being a dead mouse. I decided to be nice."
Tony stormed over to Loki, grabbed his suit and pulled him forward. "It was your fault in the first place. Why the heck would you give me a fucking blowjob when the whole place was watching us! Not to mention that there were TV crews filming this!"
"May I remind you of this morning when you just... Left me?" Loki spoke in a harsh whisper, glaring at the man before him.
"Yeah, but that wasn't in front of millions of people! And we'd already agreed you could punish me later! Later, when we are back home."
"I passed it off as being a mouse didn't I? They won't suspect anything other than you being scared of mice. And anyway, I didn't hear you complaining earlier while I was under the table."
"But-" Tony stopped himself from arguing and let go of Loki, turning away from him. "I'm sorry, I shouldn't of done that this morning. I should've let you... Y'know." he gestured with his hand, with his back still turned. "I guess this makes even I suppose?"
Loki grabbed his hand and pulled him closer."Nobody will know love. The worst that could happen is some villain trying to fight you with dead nice because they think you're afraid of them." Loki kissed him quickly "Come on, lets go or there and show them how badass you are, even if your afraid of mice." he smirked, towing Tony along to the stage with him.
"One second." Tony said, stopping before they reached the steps up to the stage.
Loki span round with a questioning gaze.
"Where's Moriarty?"
"He's just behind that curtain, I left him with Coulson."
Tony smiled and let go of Loki's hand. He walked around where Coulson was and took Moriarty from him before walking back to Loki. "Shall we?"
Loki smiled and took Tony's arm, following him out.
The crowd cheered again when They saw the two walk on with linked arms, both grinning as they sat down again. Tony sat Moriarty down in his lap and scratched his back. "This here is Moriarty." Tony said, lifting him up so everyone could see. Moriarty seemed to give off an unimpressed look for a moment before turning those evil eyes on the crowd as they 'awww'd' him.
Loki sat back down and leant back in his chair, surveying his surroundings. Along the table sat each member of the Avengers and now him and Moriarty, the extended family if you will. "Please, continue." He gestured into the air, a stupid smile on his face as he thought of how far he'd come in the short time of knowing Tony. He'd never thought himself the marrying type, but then he was surprising himself an awful lot lately.
"This one's a little personal." A small , geeky looking girl with bunches said. "But Tony and Loki, who's the uke?"
"The what sorry?" Loki leant forward, snapped from his thoughts.
"He is." Tony said, smirking when Loki looked confused and a chuckle echoed across the stadium.
"I'm sorry, what? I'm new to Midgardian phrases, I'm still learning."
Tony leaned over to Loki and whispered into his ear. "Means you bottom."
Loki's eyes widened in shock. How dare he! Although, Loki had done the same. Instead, he leant back again in his chair. "I have video footage that suggests otherwise."
Tony's smirk left him and he frowned. "What footage?"
"Jarvis made me my own file." He smirked, "But granted, yes." He addressed their audience. "I usually 'uke' as you put it."
"Yeah you do." Tony smiled and placed his arm around Loki, kissing him on the cheek.
The crowd laughed and aww'd until the next question came about.
"Clint and Natasha, are you guys together or what?" A tall man with blonde hair asked.
The two spies shook their heads quickly, both saying 'Nope!' The other Avengers and Loki raised their eyebrows as the audience chuckled.
"Thor and Loki, how do you guys get to Asgard?"
Thor looked to Loki then back to the ma who asked. "Well, we travel on the Bifröst which Heimdall, the gatekeeper, opens for us so we can travel across it." The man who asked looked slightly confused but then he nodded and sat back down.
"This is to everyone, if you were too have anyone else's power, who's would you have?"
"Well I'd have Tony's power. I don't have to be the Hulk and I get to keep human. And he has all the best toys." Bruce laughed.
"I'd have Tony's too, those suits are cool." Clint said next, smiling.
"Yeah, Tony's. It would be cool to fly." Natasha said.
"Brother Tony's! If I did not posses the might Mjolnir, his suits would come in handy!" Thor grinned.
Moriarty quacked.
"Hmmm... Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Tony's too." Steve said.
"Yes." Loki purred. "I'd have to go with Anthony's power too."
Tony stared at the others then leaned closer to the mic. "Looks like I gotta bump up security in my lab." He said which earned a few laughs from the audience. "Uhh, well I can't say my own so... My lovely fiancé's powers. I'd love to be able to use magic."
Loki grabbed his hand under the table and have him a half smile.
Tony smiled back and gave his hand a comforting squeeze.
"Loki, boxers or briefs?" A girl asked, giggling slightly and shifting in embarrassment at the question.
"Oh I don't." Loki gave to woman a sideways wink and his trademark smirk.
"I can vouch for that." Tony said which made the audience laugh again.
Loki sat back in his chair again, seemingly more comfortable. He pulled his seat back and stretched his feet out onto the table.
Tony raised an eyebrow at Loki but then turned around to the audience as another question came his way.
"Tony, have you been to Asgard yet?"
"No actually, we have been meaning to visit soon, but as for when..." he turned to Loki and raised both eyebrows. "I don't know."
"I don't see the rush."
Another reporter was chosen to speak next. A man with short slicked back hair and a pair of what looked like horn rimmed glasses. "When's the wedding?"
Tony raised an eyebrow at Loki again then turned back to the man in the audience. "We haven't got a date yet."
The man smiled. "And one more question, what made you decide to... Reform as such and become a good boy."
There were some chuckled about the room.
"I did not reform. I am exactly as I was, and I was not bad. There are at least two sides to every story and you only got one."
"I am sorry sir. What is your side of the story?"
Loki coughed. "Well-"
Tony stood up quickly. "I am sorry, but it's only one question each and we've run out of time. Please enjoy the rest of the expo."
There was a chorus of disappointment that washed over the crowd but as the Avengers and Loki stood, they clapped and cheered regardless. Tony smiled at the audience before taking Loki by the hand and pulling him off stage, the rest of the Avengers and Moriarty following in suit.
"I assume that was a satisfactory performance?"
"For the most of it." Tony said, raising an eyebrow at Loki then starting to chuckle.
"Loki, when we have a press conference or q/a thing and no one dies, I call that a success. There's a reason they don't usually let me do these things." Bruce supplied, already on his way off somewhere.
"Man has a point." Tony said after giving him a small half-wave goodbye.
Loki pulls him closer by the lapels of his jacket and kisses him again, mouths melting into each other and hands tangling in hair.
"You know love, all that restraint out there has made me kind of horny. And we never did finish off this morning..."
Tony moaned and moved Loki's arms so they hang around his neck, while his own hands were placed on the god's hips.
"Oh yes, and this time I'll make sure that we both get our... Release" tony purred quietly.
"...and I believe I left you half way through a really excellent blowjob."
"Yes you did. I hope you can finish that."
"How soon can we leave this place?"
Tony looked at his watch. "There's a hotel en site, or you could teleport us home? Either way, it's too late to enjoy anything here."
"Ah yes, the hotel. I won't have to teleport as far." Loki span around, still holding both of Tony's hands. "PHIL! TAKE MORIARTY."
"We'll have to be more quiet then." Tony said, watching as Coulson took Moriarty again, smiling at the duck."So we walking or what?" He added impatiently, turning back to Loki with a grin on his face.
Loki offered Tony his arm.
Tony sighed and shook his head, then took it and led him off.
Doctor Maz and Ninja Cookie Over and relieved to be finally out cause it's time for my afternoon nap. See yas.
I don't have one of thise swirly '-' signs on my keyboard.