EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!

GRENINJA!

VERSUS!

SWAMPERT!

BEGIN!

Swampert: Who will win this clash of wills? Why, the expert of the swamp!

Lyrically impale you, and finish with a curb stomp.

I shouldn't lay out my plan before I've put it in action.

Wouldn't want to give this excuse for a ninja any traction.

That tongue scarf is obscene! You should have stayed a Frogadier.

Nobody gives a d*mn if you're in a higher tier.

You got two signature moves? Well, that's great!

But your lousy Defenses are nothing to Celebrate.

Mat Block this, you foul pond creature.

I don't even need to Mega Evolve to wreck and beat you.

Going HAM on this pig, with my fists of destruction.

Too bad surviving a hit isn't one of your functions.

Make the ground shake with a beastly Earthquake.

You don't stand a chance! Bow out for Arceus' sake!

I evolve from Mudkip. You'd better liek that.

Or else I'll kill you with one move, due to my unrivaled Attack.

Greninja: Whoa, man. Calm down. No need to scream.

You need to chill out, here, taste my Ice Beam.

Constantly changing types, thanks to Protean.

I can dodge all your attacks, no need for Reflect or Light Screen.

I take priority with a powerful Water Shuriken.

You doubt that I can beat you? Well, I say, sure I can!

Man, I'm just toying with you. Look at my entry in the PokeDex.

My ninja stars are sharp! Now I'll hit you with a Water Pledge.

{Greninja uses Water Pledge. Blastoise comes bursting out of the water.}

Blastoise: Give it a break, Greninja. This isn't Need For Speed.

And Swampert, you looked like you just smoked a bag of weed.

Sure, I may be slow, but who gives a crap?

I'll show you d**chebags Speed when I come to rap.

Bash your Skulls 'til your amphibian heads crack open.

I'll hit you with my spinning shell, got the force of a truck.

With these weak Pokemon I'm no longer coping.

My strength makes even the Elite Four utter "Holy.."

{Blastoise is cut off by Samurott.}

Samurott: Blastoise, quit flapping that misshapen jaw.

Better hide in your shell, or you're gonna get mauled.

You talk tough, but when I spit, you back away, you b*st*rd.

Your Defenses can't compare to the sword skills I've mastered.

Samurott slices sackless s**ts into bits with a sword.

Got the strength of a samurai and the speed of an otter.

You'll all be gobbled up when you step into territory of Wailord

Because all of the Sharpedo will smell your blood in the water.

In the time it takes you to blink, you'll be shanked by my katanas.

Smear your names on the wall, with your blood, in katakana.

Read my entry, you buffoons will be quieted with my glare.

Open your mouth one more time, and literally taste an Aqua Tail.

My verse is the longest there's been yet, proving I'm the greatest rhymer.

None of you can compare, not to me, probably not even a Grimer.

All you insecure morons bragging about your skills, then BAM

I came and heated up this battle like my name was Reshiram.

Greninja: Let me stop you right there. Your raps were worse than all of ours.

Swampert: You just got burned like you were facing a Charizard.

Blastoise: Acting all superior, you don't even have a Mega.

And you get pwned by a Serperior, while I'm underrated as Sega.

Samurott: So in other words you're not underrated at all?

Blastoise: ...

Samurott: ...

Blastoise: You're not making any sense right now.

{Feraligatr joins the brawl.}

Feraligatr: I don't get the concept of these new-fangled features.

What the h*ll is a Mega? Is it a Pokemon creature?

Keep it simple. We don't need keyrings and anthro-whatchamacallit ice cream.

Just the idea of your ridiculous designs makes me wanna scream!

Greninja: No.. Just no.

Feraligatr: Sorry. I'm just really sleep-deprived.

{Empoleon cuts in.}

Empoleon: Guess I gotta end this crap, it's getting out of control.

I'm striving to win this battle, and with two lines I met my goal.

I'm a tyrant, 5'7" like the real Napoleon.

But I'm made of metal, which makes me the bad*ss Empoleon.

Swampert, you're all brains and no brawn, so screw you.

Greninja, I'll show you what a real Smasher can do.

All the rest of you, calm your t*ts, what's the big deal?

I just Scalded all of you. Anyone need a Burn Heal?

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

This battle was suggested by xXZyroGaming69Xx. Thanks, xXZyroGaming69Xx, this battle was really fun to make.