LadyDragonsblood, he's getting easier to write. Thank you, hun, you do as well. JadeRose1, thank you. M.j's place, the first 2 Home Alones are favorite holiday films of mine to watch. takers dark lover, indeed they do.


Christmas Shots; 2012
Chapter thirty-six/ 'XXXmas Spirit'
Rated; M/ L, S (cross-dress, oral, anal, inappropriate candy cane usage)
Pairing; Jeff/Adam.
Set-up; Jeff seems to have lost his Xmas spirit.. Adam thinks he can help him find it.. Gerard Davis-Falconer is my OC.

Jeff sat in the chair, huffing as he watched them. His lover Adam and that little dark-haired pixie that always hung around. Gerard giggled as Adam tickled his nose with a strand of fluffy garland. They were decorating the tree and that tree was gorgeous as usual.. but this year, Jeff just wasn't feeling the usual magic and wonder of the holiday season. This year he was drained and filled with utter blech.

Adam secured the star on top as Gerard bent to fluff out some of the bottom and place a bulb in an empty spot. Why was that kid always here..? And why was Jeff calling him a damn kid when they were the same age..?

Jeff huffed louder and Adam looked over and held up a bulb. "Wanna help, baby?"

"No. It's late. I wanna go to bed." Jeff replied.

Adam checked the time. "It's only 8pm. Something wrong?"

"I think he's just a Scrooge." Gerard added, tongue peeking out past his lips as he placed a snowflake just right. He had meant it in teasing, honest. But Jeff wasn't in the mood.

"I am not a Scrooge. Fuck knows that this year has canceled out my entire bank account." Jeff grumbled, rubbing a hand through his hair.

"Now that's a lie, Jeff Hardy." Adam pointed a candy cane at him. "You're just being a humbug."

"Yes, let's call me more Christmas puns." Jeff muttered. "Shouldn't you be getting home, Gee? To your family? Friends?"

Gerard sighed and grabbed his coat. "You need to get home, Gerard. Your family misses you, Gerard. Your brother's called nine times, Gerard. Your husband's in a straightjacket, Gerard." He zipped up the coat. "See you later, Adam. Pull that bug outta Jeff's ass, will ya?"

Adam saw him out. "Oh, I'll try." He turned to Jeff and tapped his foot, arms folded. "Did his brother really call?"

"Not tonight. He just assumes.. What? I know what it's like to be a younger who has an older brother with a drinking problem." If he had been in a good mood, he would have cringed at how like-Punk he sounded. He hadn't meant it, really.. And Matt was a far different story from Gerard who had been clean for a few years.

"Gerard hasn't had that for years, I'm sure his leash was lengthened. Congrats, now you get to help me with the tree." Adam held out an ornament, it was a picture of them in a gingerbread house frame.

Jeff shook his head and headed on to their bedroom. Adam slouched and pouted, raking strands of blond back as they fell in his face. Jeff just didn't have any Christmas spirit this year.

Jeff didn't know why he was so "bah, humbug" about Christmas this year, he just wasn't feeling it. He wasn't a Scrooge. He'd bought his presents to make sure his family and loved ones had gifts and he knew Christmas wasn't just another day and on Christmas morning he'd be there to open gifts and watch and celebrate as always whether he felt into it or not.. It was just kind of sad at his lack of interest this year- and he wasn't talking about like how it was finding out Santa was a phony as a kid, or just growing up so the magic dies. There was just no joy or inspiration in it this year. Hell, even his creativity seemed utterly dry and drained. It was disappointing. It made him feel empty in his whole fucking soul. It was like a piece of something was missing and he had no clue what or what to fill that void with..

So he just was weathering it this year and taking it day by day and Christmas project after Christmas project like a docile mindless zombie waiting for the day to take it all down and put it back away until next year. It was all forced.

Shit, he even looked at the Christmas lights with such a devoid indifference to them. They were just lights and had no magical luster to them this year. Just pretty flickering lights.

Jeff looked up from where he sat on the edge of the bed when he heard Adam clear his throat. His jaw dropped and Adam smiled, giggling.

The taller blonde was wearing a short red Santa dress with white fur trim around the bottom of its skirt and around the neckline. He wore white sheer thigh-high stockings that had little red bows at the tops with tall black boots. The necklace around his neck was made to look like flashing Christmas bulb lights that blinked red, green, blue and orange. He had his red-stained lips wrapped around a candy cane, finger curled around the hooked end as he he pushed the stick in and out of his puckered lips.

Jeff swallowed as Adam pulled his lips off with a sucked pop sound that made his dick twitch under his jeans. Adam licked and smacked his sticky lips, throat muscles contracting as he swallowed all the sweet peppermint juices.

"Hiya, stud.. see a present or package you like.." He giggled, long tongue licking up the candy cane stick as he strutted toward the bed, placing himself between Jeff's splayed legs.

Jeff nodded, sliding hands up Adam's thighs to push up the end of the velvety dress to reveal silk lacy white panties that hugged Adam's dick tight underneath. "Maybe I can find my Christmas spirit after all, huh.." He said, gazing up at Adam as he ran his palm over the bulge confined by those tight panties, squeezing and wiggling his fingers to tease.. "Think I found a present, all nicely wrapped.."

Adam shifted on his feet. "Uhm.. maybe, Mister Hardy.. or you could go on being a Scrooge.."

Jeff swallowed, leaning forward to nuzzle his trapped cock with his cheek, eyes rolled up at the sinfully sweet blonde. "Bah, humbug, baby.." He purred huskily, licking across the small wet stain from precum that was forming on the silk before mouthing his bulge.

Adam stuck the candy cane back in his mouth before grabbing to Jeff's long dyed hair and yanking his head back, he shook his own head and dropped down to his knees in front of Jeff, grabbing his belt and unfastening it before popping the button on his jeans and sliding the zipper down. He took the candy cane back out, smacking his lips as his other hand reached inside to find Jeff's cock, stroking it as he brought it out.

Adam's eyes rolled up at his lover. "Have you been a good boy this year..?"

"The first half.." Jeff grunted as Adam rubbed his thumb across the head, feeling himself stiffen under his touches as long fingers ghosted up and down his shaft. "I can be a good boy.."

Adam wet the candy cane with his tongue. "Hm.. I don't know.. I bet you're bad.." He said, smearing the candy cane over Jeff's cockhead and rubbing it up and down the shaft. He reached up and slid the stick in Jeff's mouth before bowing his head and licking all the sticky peppermint from Jeff's cock, swirling his tongue around the head before molding his lips down over it and sucking. He hummed sweetly, stroking the base and sliding his lips down further, slurping and sucking as he bobbed his head.

Jeff held the candy cane as he sucked on it, fisting Adam's long blond hair and jerking his head back just enough to see those lips stretched around his cock, spit-slick and flushed as they slid up and down his hard shaft. Adam swallowed, batting those hazel eyes up at him. He pulled off and lapped at the head, tongue fluttering against the slit.

"Think you are a naughty boy.." Adam then squeaked as Jeff yanked him up and grabbed him by the waist, tossing him down on the bed. He scooted back as Jeff crawled up between his legs.

"I am very naughty, my precious little elf.." Jeff growled, holding the candy cane aside as he leaned down, attacking Adam's neck and causing his blonde to writhe and squeal as he sucked and kissed his soft smooth skin. Jeff grabbed the necklace and snapped it open, moving back down and raising Adam's skirt. He grabbed to those silky white panties, pulling them down his long legs and tossing them aside. "Look at you.. uhm.. so beautiful, Adam.. such a sweet little gift for me to unwrap.."

Jeff shoved the candy cane back in his mouth, spreading Adam's knees and holding him open. He made sure to get the candy stick good and wet before bringing it down to tickle and tease at Adam's opening, pushing the slender stick inside and wiggling it a little.

"Ooh.. Jeffy.. you kinky bastard.. oh, god.. yes, baby.." Adam purred, raising one leg and holding it under his knee. "Play with your present, Jeffy.. play with me.."

Jeff coiled the string of lights necklace around Adam's cock, watching the lights blink against his blushed skin before wrapping his hand gently around it and stroking a bit, fucking the candy cane in and out of his wily blonde.

"Ah, fuck.. yeah.." Adam keened as his prostate was rubbed and tortured with the tip of the candy cane. "Jeff.. oh, god.."

Jeff removed the candy cane, leaving Adam's dick to curl back up against his abdomen, still wrapped with the light necklace and getting precum on the fur of the dress. Jeff raised his shirt over his head as Adam rolled over and crawled up to the head of the bed, raising up to his knees and grabbing to the head board. He shifted his legs apart, arching his back and making his ass stick out as he looked back, hair flipping over his shoulder. He gave a little wiggle as Jeff crawled up behind him, kissing his way up the back of those thighs and placing his hands on his cheeks to spread them parted. The lights were still coiled around Adam's cock, one end unraveled and danging down onto the sheets as his hips swayed.

"So beautiful.." Jeff dipped his head forward, flicking his tongue out to swipe up that small pink pucker, tasting the candy cane as it mixed with his Adam. He squeezed those cheeks, wiggling his fingers and burying his face back between them, tongue probing at his entrance.

"Ohh.. ooh, yeah.. eat me, baby.. fuck.. feels so good.." Adam rocked his hips back, head tossed back as he bit on his bottom lip, a smirk tugging at his lips as fingers curled tightly around the iron head board.

Jeff used the tip of his tongue to circle the rim of Adam's hole before nipping at the delicate skin, earning a squeal. He smacked a cheek and reached over to the nightstand to get the lube, squirting some out onto his fingers and rubbing them over Adam's pucker before shoving them quickly inside, crooking them and rubbing against his inner walls before wiggling them apart to stretch and prep him.

"Unnnfuck.. Jeff.. I can't.. fuck me.. finger me.. need you in me.. please.." Adam let out a whine, pouting as Jeff's fingers were withdrawn. He felt the bed dip as Jeff moved, standing up behind him on his knees.

Jeff stroked his cock, wiggling it between Adam's cheeks before pressing the head against his opening. "This what my Misses Claus wants..? Oh, fuck yeah.." He groaned as he pushed inside slowly, making Adam feel the delicious burning drag of skin and every sweet inch of his cock as he pushed in to the hilt, rolling his hips.

Adam tossed his head back, strands of blond hair falling in front of his face. "Oh, yes.. fuck.. so big.. so deep.. feel so good in me, baby.. fuck me.. hard.." He whimpered as Jeff pulled halfway out before slamming back in, grabbing to his hips and thrusting hard and fast. "Shit.. fuck yeah.. ohh.. oh, right like that.."

"So tight.. ah, god.. squeezing this dick.." Jeff reached up and grabbed to Adam's hair, pulling his head back and making his back arch as flesh pounded against flesh. "Like that big dick inside you.. fucking you.."

Adam moaned. "Mhm.. Jeff.. hand.. I need a hand.. oh my god.. please.. can't.. I need.. ooh'ohhh.." He wiggled his hips as he felt Jeff's fingers brush along his cock, removing the lights and coiling fingers around his dick as he stroked him roughly. "Yes.. fuck.. right like that.. right there.. oh, right- uhnuhm.." Adam trembled as he came, babbling incoherent nonsense and half curse words as he painted Jeff's tattooed fingers.

Jeff grunted, feeling Adam's walls clamp around his dick, suffocating him. He pulled out and drug Adam off the bed and to the floor, standing over top of him as he took hold of his cock, stroking himself as Adam stood on his knees, staring up at him and panting harshly. Adam blinked, parting his lips and poking out his tongue and that did it. Jeff felt his cock sputter and jerk in his hand as he came, painting Adam's pretty face in white streams.

Adam took hold of him, sucking at cockhead as he finished, milking his lover's orgasm before licking at his own cum-stained lips. Jeff rested back on the bed, breathing hard and staring down at Adam as he calmed down.

"Now that's what I call decorating.." He grinned, getting down to help lick Adam clean. "I think I did find my Christmas spirit after all.."

"And it ended up all over my face.." Adam giggled as Jeff's lips found his own.


It was a smaller candy cane this year. I started off with this one to get my ball rolling and then set it aside for last. The 'husband's in a straightjacket' line comes from TRV, my OC Gerard's husband, who is Rhi's OC JD, is usually in a straightjacket. Most of Jeff's bitterness was based on my own. It's been a rough year. I didn't mean to come off sounding like a jerk in the ANs, if I did I'm sorry. I was just trying to explain my view of things. I've been under a lot of stress. So ends another year, thank you to everyone who came along for the ride. Merry Christmas, everybody!