Ch 35
Hers
Spring '12
I push past Edward and Jasper as they lean closer to investigate the photo and rip it out of my now ex-best friend's hands.
"Ow! Watch it, dweeb! I think you gave me a paper cut," she whines, sucking on her finger. "I was just kidding. Trying to lighten the mood."
"By joking about my fifteen year old nipples?" I smack her in the face with the picture and toss it back onto the table. "I question our friendship daily, just so you know."
She follows me to the stove and wraps her arms around my middle. It would be touching if she wasn't using my back to muffle snorts.
I pop my ass out and she takes a few stumbles back, still laughing like a mad woman.
Edward turns to Jasper.
"Are they always like this?"
Jasper nods. "And you brought another bottle of wine. I blame you man."