Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.
Wow, a lot of reviews on Naruto's discovery. I guess that was the highlight of the pervious chapter.
Some questions won't be answered to avoid the spoilers and sorry if I miss any of your questions.
Coldblue: 3) I dunno if it's a curse but all I know is that it all start when Chris accidentally killed Igor's mother. Hmm… 4) Maybe there will be one, maybe there won't be one. We'll see. 5) Maybe…But they really don't stay there long enough for anyone to show up…That and I'm pretty sure Chris won't allow anyone to go near his show since it will be very distracting for everyone.
Anyway, it's time for the thirty-eight chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.
Friendly reminder: Some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. Next chapter might have a little delay or not. I'm trying my best.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.
Chapter 38: Odyssey: Heroes vs. Villains
(Bridge)
"Last time on Total Drama Odyssey, four teams had become two teams and two travelers, Owen and Max, have return to the show for another shot at first-place reward!" Chris grinned, "It was an old-fashioned standoff between heroes and villains as they deck it out throughout the challenges and we just saw three bears take a plummet into the sea. Hooray for the villains!" He snickered for a while, "Our questions are…Will the snakes keep their winning streak or will the bears break it? What kind of challenges will they face next? Are the challenges tough and-slash-or sick? How many victims will drop out in the loser-boat? Find out tonight on Total Drama Odyssey!"
(Naruto's Room)
Duncan and Alejandro stare at the redhead with raised eyebrows, Naruto was curling in a ball on his bed as he cover his face with both of his hands. "How long has he being like that for?" Duncan asked.
"Five or six days, give or take." Alejandro shrugged before he clear his throat, "…Aniki, what's the matter?"
"…I'm the biggest idiot in the whole world, dattebayo." Naruto mumbled behind his hands, "…No, in the whole universe! I'm so ashamed of myself!"
"What do you mean?" The punk raised his eyebrow.
"…Chris told me something and I can't believe it…" The redhead muttered, "There are ten people on this ship that like me, dattebayo…I don't get it!" He uncovered his face to reveal that his face was so red, "What did I do to get their attention?! Tell me why?!"
"…Toma.." Duncan said before Alejandro quickly covers his mouth.
"When you said ten people, do you mean Sky, Zoey, Blaineley, Ella, Gwen, Dawn, Heather, Amy, Bridgette and Izzy?" The Latino villain asked.
"…Wait, how did you know?!" Naruto cried out, "I never said it was them, dattebayo!"
"Dude…" The punk deadpanned, "Everyone know that they all have a thing for you for many years and you were the only one that don't notice it…Even pre-feral Ezekiel can spot it from miles away."
"Yes, that's true." Alejandro nodded, "But I'm more surprised that Chris was the one who told you…" He rubbed his chin, "I always thought that one of the girls was gonna lose it and shout right in your face for being this dense person."
"…Are you…" The redhead twitched with dropped jaw, "Kidding me?! Again, what the hell did I do to get their attention? All I did was being myself, dattebayo!"
"And being yourself was the reason why they all fall for you." Duncan and Alejandro deadpanned in unison.
"Oh man…" Naruto groaned into his hands, "…Wait…Do they still like me or is it one of these fleeting crush…"
"Nope." His friends replied without missing a beat, "They still love you."
"…Ugh…" The redhead groaned, "That mean I have to make a choice in the future?" They nodded at him, "Fuck my life, dattebayo."
"Suck to be you, whisker." The punk crossed his arms and Alejandro was about to say something but the loudspeaker cut him off with a ding.
"Attention, we are going to be in Spain soon!" Chris' voice spoke out of the PA, "So…Let's go!"
"I hope the challenge will take it off my mind, dattebayo." Naruto sighed and he never notices the fact that his close friends just traded a glance with shaking heads.
(Spain)
The travelers gather in front of their host and several travelers glance at the sheet-covered objects right next to Chef. "Travelers, today's challenge is…" Chris snapped his fingers as Chef removed the sheet to reveal two tables with outline of bodies, "Monster-Stein Hunting! Each team has to find ten hidden pieces and put them together to form a monster. But it won't be like your normal puzzle hunt because some pieces will have a mini-challenge that you have to beat in order to earn a piece!"
"Are the mini-challenge for team or individual?" Bridgette asked.
"Bear, your monster is the vampire." The host ignored the surfer woman, "Snake, your creature is the werewolf…First team to compete their monster win the challenge and the loser will see me at the elimination ceremony! You may start your hunt…" Chef ranged the gong, "NOW!" The travelers took off right away before the host turn around to his co-worker with puzzled expression, "Where did you get this gong from?"
"It was already there in first place." Chef shrugged.
Mike, Owen and Jo search around for any piece of their monster and it wasn't long enough until they stumble across a large mat with the intern. "What's up with the mat?" Jo raised her eyebrow.
"Maybe it's wrestling or something?" Owen scratched his head.
"To earn a piece, you must pass the challenge that Chris have set up." The intern gestured at fifty people, "One person from your team must beat fifty people in chicken fight…And it have to be done in one go! If you lose, the challenge will reset and you can try again and again until you beat them all."
"…That's impossible!" Mike shouted before he shiver with a gasp as Chester take over, "…Ah, blast! I'll do the damn challenge and I don't give a damn if the whippersnappers want their turn!"
"Say what…" The jockette snarled with narrowed eyes but the unpredictable man just take his place as he hop on his left leg and the fifty people hop toward him.
"Good luck, buddy, you can do it!" The oaf cheered before Chester fall down with a yelp.
"Rematch!" Chester quickly got up on his feet and Jo just facepalmed.
"DJ, Cody, I found the head." Ella carried the vampire's head that she just found behind the large boulder before she notice something, "…Guys, what are you doing?"
"D-D-Don't tell anyone what you just saw…" DJ shivered as he slowly eats toward the geek with pocky stick, holding up by their mouth.
"Please!" Cody sobbed, it turn out that they were doing a challenge and they have to eat it down to one centimeter to earn a vampire piece.
Naruto and Scott look around in the abandoned warehouse for a while. "Scott, any luck over there?" Naruto hollered across the large building.
"Nah…" Scott shouted back before he spot something under large rubble and he shuffle though the rubbles until he find a werewolf limb. "Found it!" The scheming farmer carried it with a smug smirk as he walk toward to the redhead before he notice a large shadow and he glance over his shoulder to see Fang with a chainsaw. "…Aww, here we go again!" Scott quickly tossed the piece to Naruto and he ran away with a bloodcurdling scream, followed by the mutated creature.
"They are sure getting along with each other very well, dattebayo." The redhead ignored the screaming scheming farmer with a lightly chuckle.
(Confessional)
"I hate the freak shark so much." Scott shivered in fetus position, "Why do Chris have to bring him back in this season?!"
*Static*
"Because he likes Fang." Chef grunted with crossed arms.
"Your challenge is to drink this bottle in one shot." The intern pushed the giant bottle across the table and Harold paled at the sight of bubbling green liquid.
"D-D-Did Chef made it?" Harold stuttered.
"Yes." The intern nodded and the nerd took a sip before he freeze up for a while until he pass out.
"To win the piece, you must beat the champion in arm-wrestle game." The intern said and Dawn glance up at the giant man with bulky arms before she glance at her arms. "…Do you want handicap or not?"
"Yes, please." Dawn replied and the giant man held his bulky pinky out.
Blaineley pull the werewolf's head out under the tree's large root and she was about to walk away but a snare trap suddenly fling her up in air before she land in the lake, infested with mutated piranhas.
Gwen run away with the piece with a frightened scream as Chef-robot chase her down and she duck under the flying knives, attempting to get away from the psycho robot.
"Your challenge is…" The intern gestured at beach, "Find five buried chests!"
"…That's it?" Jo stomped over to the beach with a scoff, "That is way too ea…" The mine launched her up in air.
"…And watch out for the traps…" The intern gulped nervously, only to run away from the angry jockette.
"Noah, to earn the piece, you must make out with the bear." The intern looked up from her cue card and the bookworm glance at the bear, wearing a pink dress as the creature applying a red lipstick.
"…Oh, wonderful…" Noah groaned before the bear grab his collar.
"How long have he been at it for?" Duncan asked.
"About two to three hours." Bridgette replied.
"REMATCH!" Chester shook his fist at the hoping people, the unpredictable man refuse to give up in the chicken fight.
Max climb up the cliff with a shiver and he never notice that Izzy and Zoey were standing at the top of the cliff. "Do we tell him that we already completed the challenge?" Zoey glanced at the crazy woman.
"Nah!" Izzy juggled the piece up with a giggle.
"How long do you think it will take until they come back?" Chris glanced at Chef and the cooker was about to say something but the host hear several footsteps, causing him to glance over his shoulder to see two racing teams before they quickly get to their table as they try to put their monster together. "Never mind, Chef, they're back! But the question is who will complete their monster first?"
"Give me the left arm!" Courtney barked as her team quickly put the werewolf together.
"Hurry, hurry!" Sky assembled the vampire with her teammates quickly.
"Yes, we are gonna win…" Harold grinned before he notice something, "Wait a second, where's the right hand?" It turned out that they only have nine pieces and the CIT was about to shout out but the cheer cut her off.
"We're done here!" Jasmine cheered with her team.
"The winner is the Vomiting Bear!" The host grinned as he turned his head to the snakes, "Farting Snake, I'll see you at the…" He paused to blink at the team confusingly, "…Where's Mike?"
"Mike, the challenge is over…" The intern rubbed his neck.
"The challenge is not over until I say so and I'm not Mike, dammit!" Chester shook his fist, lying on the ground.
(Chrisship: Deck)
"Everyone but Mike and Bridgette have their fresh shrimps." Chris jiggled the last shrimp in his hand with a cheesy grin as he stared at the two nervous snakes, "And the final shrimp goes to…"
"…" The surfer woman bit her nails nervously.
"…" The unpredictable man squirmed in his seat.
"…Bridgette!" The host flicked the shrimp at the said traveler before he toss the cash bag to the unpredictable man, "Mike, here's your cash. Any last words?"
"Yea…" Mike attempted to say something but the cooker suddenly toss him into the lifeboat and it drop into the sea.
"Get out of here, whoever you are!" Chef shouted as he stomped away, "Stupid personalities always get me confusing."
(Maeve's Room)
"Where's daddy?" The little girl pouted with crossed arms as her mother tucked her in, "I want a bedtime story, nya."
"Daddy is out with his friends for another sleepover, sweeties." Gwen smiled sheepishly, "Tell mommy what kind of story do you want?"
"Um…" Maeve tilted her head, "…Story with princess, nya!"
"Sure." The goth woman giggled, "…Once upon a time in…"
(Cargo Hold)
"Stupid tiger…" Heather glared at the giant tiger as Naruto snoring against the creature's stomach and the queen bee swear that Tora was giving her a smug smirk. She shake her head in disbelief as she look around and she just notice that Bridgette was near her, sneak a few glance at the sleeping redhead before the queen bee narrow her eyes at the surfer woman. "…Don't think about it." She growled.
"W-What?" Bridgette glanced at the queen bee.
"I know what you are trying to do." The queen bee crossed her arms with a deadly growl, "You are trying to get back together with idiot…But it won't work at all."
"Say you, I still have a chance because he just forgives me for what happened years ago." The surfer woman muttered.
"Yeah, but I don't forgive you at all." Heather scowled, "I'm still pissed off at you for hurt him and I won't let you hurt him again…"
"I know you are." Bridgette sighed, "But what if he decides to give me another chance?"
"Then I'll break your neck as soon as you hurt him again and I'm really serious." The queen bee growled angrily at the paled surfer woman, "UGH! I'm out of here!" Heather stomped away to get far away from the surfer woman, the queen bee really don't like the klutzy girl at all.
(Dining Room)
Several days later, the travelers were having their breakfast and several travelers notice that the redhead get a little jittery. "Naruto, what's your plan for the afternoon if we don't have any challenge today?" Sky asked with a smile.
"Um…" Naruto blushed as he remembered his father's revelation, "W-W-W-Well, I'm gonna…"
"Daddy, look, nya!" Maeve suddenly held a paper up, unawake of the fact that she just save her father from embarrassing himself.
"What's that?" The redhead looked at the paper to see a childish drawing, "Is that us?"
"Yes, it's us and everyone, nya!" The little girl grinned widely and her father was about to say something but the PA cut him off with a feedback.
"Travelers, guess where are we going to be in?" Chris' voice rang out, "Sweden! So you better get ready now!"
"Well, I guess that's our plan for the afternoon, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled nervously and the Cree woman nodded at him with a raised eyebrow.
(Sweden)
The travelers stared at the giant box with confusing expressions and they glance at their host, waiting for him to answer their unasked question. "Today we will have three challenges." Chris grinned, "The team that wins two out of three challenges wins and the losing team will have to drop one of their members into the sea of loser! Our first challenge?" The host gestured at the box, "Drop Lotto! There are nine squares and Chef will draw a number from the lottery machine, if a certain number appear on the ball…For example, if Chef get number five, the person who stand on fifth square will drop into the box and is eliminated from the game! Last person standing score one for his or her team!"
"Chris, quick question." Owen raised his hand, "You said that there are nine squares…Does that mean one team will have one more person than other team?"
"Yes and the Vomiting Bear will have five players since they have few members." The host replied, "The Snake's players are…" He glanced at his clipboard, "Ezekiel, Harold, Blaineley and Amy. The Bear's players are…Max, Sky, Gwen, Cody and Zoey."
"Go for the corners!" Courtney barked as her teammates walk toward the large box with the bears, "It's less likely that they will get one, three, seven or nine!"
"But it can happen, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head, "Anything can happen on this show."
"Whisker's right." Duncan grunted.
(Confessional)
"That sucks…" Gwen blew her hair up with crossed arms, "Good thing that Chris didn't pick Naruto because of his luck."
"Brace yourself because we're gonna start it now!" Chris announced as the lottery machine start to shuffle though the balls until the first ball roll out and the players stare at the cooker nervously.
"The number is…" Chef smirked, "Lucky seven!" Ezekiel glance at his feet to see that he was standing on seven and before he know it, the feral man fall down in the pit with a yelp as they hear snapping mousetraps.
"…Is there anything under us?" Amy deadpanned as the smirking host gave her a nod, "Totally know it."
"Two!" The cooker called out and Cody falls into the bear-infested pit with a bloodcurdling scream.
"Ooh, he's gonna feel this one in the morning…" The host chuckled evilly.
"Next number…" Chef glanced at the new ball, "…Four!"
"Oh no…" Harold paled before he falls down and the travelers can hear a roar, followed by a high-pitched scream.
"Chef, if you want to, you can call two numbers at once to speed thing up." Chris grinned.
"Good…" The cooker smirked evilly, "The numbers are…Nine and three!" Gwen and Max drop into the box with a scream and the travelers wince at the bloodcurdling screams. "Five and eight!" Blaineley and Sky suddenly fall down into the pit and it was down to Zoey and Amy.
"What's the final number?" The host asked.
"It's…" Chef glanced at the ball as the two players glanced at each other nervously, "…Six!" Zoey gasped as she glance at her square before it open under her feet, sending her into the shark-infested pit with a scream.
"Amy scored one for her team!" Chris announced with a chuckle, "Teams, get your fallen teammates and meet me at the next location for your second challenge!"
"I hope the next challenge's not tough…" DJ gulped nervously.
"Our second challenge is…" The host gestured at Chef as he patted huge cannon, "Extreme Dodgeball! All you have to do is just dodge the fierce balls that Chef will launch from his cannon."
"All of us?" Jasmine asked.
"Yes, all of you." Chris smirked, "Team with most survivors win the challenge…Chef, fire!"
"Wait, I'm not…" Cody cried out before the ball smash into his groin, causing him to scream out in agony. Before they know it, Owen, Max and Bridgette flew out of the area with a scream as the cooker kept firing his cannon at the screaming travelers with a sadistic laughter and DJ duck under the ball before the second ball smash into his face, knocking him out in process.
"Yo, is it possible to take Chef out…" Duncan attempted to ask the host something but the ball flew into his stomach, send him flying away.
"Nope." The host chuckled and the cooker just took Dawn, Noah, Ella, Harold, Heather and Jo out without missing a beat. Sky jump over the ball, never notice that it just hit Courtney in the back and the Cree woman was about to dodge another ball but the third ball hit her arm out of nowhere. Scott was next to be ousted, followed by Amy and Gwen. "Ooh, that doesn't look good for the bears right now."
"That is way too ea…" Blaineley smirked to herself before the ball smash into her face, launching her out to the sideline. Jasmine duck under the flying ball before another ball hit her leg and Zoey was about to jump over the same ball but the second ball hit her in face.
"Keep it up, Izzy, you can do it!" Ella called out as Chef took Ezekiel out and the crazy woman kept dodging the balls, never notice that several balls just hit Alejandro all over.
"A showdown between Izzy and Naruto, who will…" Chris grinned before Izzy flew over his head with the ball as the host blinked confusingly, "…Never mind, Naruto just score another one for his team…" He sighed, "That's two to zero and I guess we don't have to do the third challenge…"
"Damn, I was looking forward to the next challenge." Chef grumbled.
"Me too, I want to see them lose their breakfast all over again when they eat some of your gross foods." The host pouted as the travelers glanced at each other nervously, "…Anyway, bears, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony."
"…All of sudden, I'm very glad that we don't have to do the third challenge." Zoey whispered to her teammates, receiving several nods.
(Chrisship: Deck)
"I just got the result of the voting and whoever doesn't get the shrimp will get in the loser-boat, rowing all way home." Chris grinned at the bears, "The shrimps go to…" Chef flicked the shrimps at the travelers as the host called their names out, "Ella, Izzy, Dawn, DJ, Jasmine, Sky, Gwen, Zoey and Noah…" He glanced at Max and Cody, "And the final shrimp goes to…"
"…" The geek fidgeted nervously.
"…" The aspiring villain sweated with a nervous gulp.
"…Max!" The host announced.
"Figure, I was pretty unlucky tod…" Cody sighed before the cooker suddenly tosses him into the lifeboat with the cash bag and the boat drop into the sea.
"YOU BETTER SEND ME THE WEDDING INVITATION!" Chef shouted over the rail.
"Now with that out of the way..." Chris turned his head to the cooker, "Go find the snakes and tell them that they have another challenge!"
"Say what?!" The bears gasped in shock.
"Yeah, because the challenges this morning was pretty short to me so…" The host smirked, "I decided to do one more challenge!"
"Oh great…" Gwen deadpanned.
The travelers stand in front of their host with a grumble and the host was enjoying it, knowing that he just ruin their day once again. "Today we have another elimination challenge…" Chris ignored the travelers' protests with a cheesy grin, "And it's Boat Race! One person from each team will drive the boat, pick five members up as they race each other around the Chrisship while they try to avoid a few obstacles. Team that crosses the finish line with all of their members wins the race!"
"Is there gold reward?" Courtney asked with crossed arms.
"Nope." The host rolled his eyes before he clears his throat as he pulls his clipboard out, "Zoey, you are the bear's driver and Snake, your driver is Harold. The bear's members will Sky, Noah, Max, Jasmine and Izzy. Harold, the snake's players that will join you are Ezekiel, Owen, Alejandro, Naruto and Bridgette."
"Sweet, I can't wait to show off my mad skill at the boat race!" Harold puffed his chest out, "I went to Pete's Boat Racing Camp and I was the…"
"Chef, please send the lucky members out and get the boats ready!" Chris cut the nerd off.
(Confessional)
"Boat race?" Duncan snorted, "It's so lame."
*Static*
"I hate games…" Maeve pouted childishly, "They make mommy and daddy busy, nya!"
(Ocean)
"On my mark…" The host held his hand up as Harold and Zoey started their boats on, "And…GO!" The boats quickly took off and it wasn't long enough until they pick up their first players, Owen and Jasmine, as they race each other across the water in snake's lead.
"Huh?" Jasmine glanced around, "Funny, I thought there will be any traps."
Zoey was about to give her reply but she notices something in the distance, "What's that over there?" It was a large black ball and the snake's boat just nicked it as Harold swerve around before the ball explode right away, causing several huge waves.
"MINEFIELD!" Owen cried out with a bloodcurdling scream as the boats weaved around several floating mines before the snake's boat reach the second buoy and Naruto quickly join them, taking off as soon as the bear pick Noah up. "Whoo!" The oaf bounced on his feet excitingly as the boat rocking around with worried snakes, "We are in lead! How many more guys left?"
"Three, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he glanced around before his eyes widened right away, "Watch out! FALLING ROCKS!"
"What rock?" Harold raised his eyebrow with a snort, "There's noth…" A boulder lands right near the boat with a huge splash, drawing a lot of screams from the travelers as the boats maneuvering around to avoid the falling boulders.
"WHERE THE HELL IS IT COMING FROM?!" Noah shouted out.
"It's about time we use that catapult." Chris chuckled evilly as the cooker push another boulder into the catapult with a grunt.
"Yeah, I was starting to think that we were not gonna use it." Chef launched the boulder up in air with a grunt.
Ezekiel stare at the water with a drool as the fishes swim under the buoy, his stomach keeping rumbling for a while and he didn't have lunch yet. He slowly lift his hand up before he swipe underwater, attempting to grab the fish and he never notice an odd look from Sky. The aspiring Olympian opens her mouth to say something but the boat pulls up right next to the buoy. "Hurry, get in!" Max shouted in the bear's boat, Zoey just overtake Harold early when they were picking their third members up and she was lucky that she went right to avoid a huge boulder, armed with explosives.
"Okay, I'm in." Sky rolled her eyes as she takes her seat and the bear's boat took off right away before the snake's boat finally shows up.
"Quick, Ezekiel, hop aboard!" Alejandro called out and the feral man just held his index finger up as he tried to grab the fish in the water before the snakes quickly pull the squirming feral man in.
"Zoey now have everyone on her boat and Harold is getting closer on her after he just picked Bridgette up, it look like a neck-to-neck race." Chris grinned, "Or is it tentacle-smashing-boat race?" He paused to check his cue card again, "…Seriously, who's the writer? We need to fire this guy!"
"Wait…" Courtney glanced at her host with a raised eyebrow, "What tentacle?" As soon as she finished her sentence, a huge tentacle shoot out of the ocean and it start to flail around as it tried to take the boats down.
"That one." The host grinned, "We decide to let Mr. Tentacle out since he was feeling a little cramped in the cage.
"INCOMING!" Owen pointed at the swinging tentacle and the snake's boat managed to dodge it as the boats get closer to the finishing line.
"Yes, yes, that is my moment!" Harold laughed to himself, never notice that Mr. Tentacle just create an huge wave and before the snakes know it, the boat flip around as the snakes fall into the water with a yelp and the bear's boat cross the finishing line.
"The winner is Vomiting Bear!" Chris announced as the said team cheered together, "Snake, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony in ten minutes."
"Nooo, my moment, it's gone!" The nerd wailed and several snakes just rolled their eyes at him.
(Deck)
"After checked the result, I'm pretty surprised with it." The host shook his head at the travelers, "Shocking, I tell you, very shocking. The travelers that receive shrimps are safe for another day and they are…" Chef passed the shrimps out as the host called their names out, "Blaineley, Duncan, Alejandro, Owen, Heather, Naruto, Scott, Jo, Bridgette, Amy and Courtney…" He glanced at Harold and Ezekiel, "And the final shrimp goes to…"
"…" The nerd stared at the final shrimp.
"…" The feral man scratched his head with his foot.
"…Harold!" Chris announced as the snakes gasped in shock, "Yeah, pretty shocking and I thought I was getting used to it by now." He noticed that Ezekiel was growling angrily before the host pulls the cash bag out, "Look here, boy, here's a cash bag!" The host whistled as the feral man hop on his feet before Chris throws the bag in the lifeboat, "FETCH!" Ezekiel dove into the lifeboat and the cooker quickly drops it in the ocean. "Keep your eyes on the lifeboat!" Chris quickly ran toward the bridge.
"Aye!" Chef kept his eyes on the feral man in the lifeboat as the Chrisship sped away from the small boat, "And he's gone now…Good thing he was counting his bucks." He was glad that he doesn't have to go through another season with a stowaway.
(Cargo Hold)
"Ugh…" Blaineley groaned as the crates slid across the cold floor, "I hate this stupid place!"
"Yeah, yeah, we heard you for the fifth time…" Amy glared at the blonde woman with a grumble, "Hag."
"Hey, I'm not this old, you…" The blonde woman shoot her a deadly glare as she tried to find something to insult the evil twin before she point at Amy's chest with a smug smirk, "Washboard."
"…You bitch." The evil twin growled angrily, "I'm not flat!"
"Are you sure?" Blaineley taunted, "It's so small that I can't even see them…"
"YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Amy tackled the blonde woman and they rolled around, calling names as they tried to shove each other away.
"Here we go again." Jo deadpanned with bored expression, it have happened several times before and she know that it will take about few minutes until one of them call for a truce.
"Truce!" The blonde woman squirmed in arm lock with a gasp.
"Truce." The evil twin released her as they break away and they sit against the wall.
'Totally called it." The jockette rolled her eyes.
"…Washboard."
"Hag…"
"…BRING IT ON!" Blaineley tackled the screaming evil twin.
"I'm surrounding by buffoons." Jo facepalmed.
(Hallway)
Several days later, the blaring horn echoed throughout the hallway and the grumbling bears stumble out of their rooms with scowls. "Travelers, get in the helicopter because we're going to Iraq!" Chris' voice rang out, "McLean out!"
"Ugh…" Noah pinched the bridge of his nose, "I can't wait until this season is over and done with."
"I'm with you, man." DJ rubbed his neck with a sigh.
(Iraq)
The travelers raise their eyebrows at thousands of sand dunes and their host show up with an evil grin as several travelers glance at each other nervously. "Today's challenge is pretty simple…" Chris chuckled, "Picture Puzzle! All you have to do is find ten pieces of a picture, marked with your team's logo, and put them together to form a picture! First team to complete their puzzle wins the challenge and the loser will face another elimination ceremony!"
"Oh man, we're so dropping like a hotcake…" Owen rubbed his stomach, "…Can we get some hotcake?"
"Nope." The host deadpanned, "Anyway…The pieces are buried within those dunes and you have to dig for them…Watch out for some traps within the dunes. Get ready…DIG!" The teams quickly run over to the dunes and the host snickered with his co-worker.
"You got to kidding me…" Courtney mumbled angrily as she thrust her shovel into the first dune, "We have to dig though all of these d…" The dune exploded right in her face, launching the screaming CIT up in air.
"I hope that's the right one." Ella whispered to herself nervously as she dig into her dune before the mutated cockroach burst out with a screech and the princess wannabe ran away with a scream.
"How long do you think it will take for us find one piece?" Sky glanced at the goth woman.
"I dunno, about one or two hours?" Gwen shrugged as she dug the dune before she blink at the bear's piece, lying on her shovel. "…Never mind. I found one."
"Hey, guys!" Scott hollered at his team as he waved the piece in his hand, "I found one over here!"
"Good, we have nine more…" Duncan attempted to say something but the giant meatball flew out of the dune, smashing into the punk's stomach as he flew away with a painful grunt and the travelers stared at the punk's dune with weird looks.
(Confessional)
"I really hate this kind of challenges…" Max crossed his arms with a sneer, "Traps everywhere! No matter where I dig, I always triggered the traps! How many more episodes do I have to do?!"
*Static*
"One thing that I'm really happy is that we're pretty almost done with this show since there are only twenty-two of us now." Heather grumbled, "I always hate Total Drama. Why did we signed up in first place?!"
Jo shove her shovel into the dune and it explode under her feet as she flew up in air with a bloodcurdling scream before she land on another dune, set several explosives off in process.
DJ poke the dune nervously as he glances around for anything but there was no trap and he take a few steps with a grin before he suddenly fall down in the pit.
Alejandro dig his dune for a while until he hit something solid and he peek inside the hole, only to get punch in face by the robot.
Dawn pull a piece out and she wipe some sand off the picture's piece, never notice that Noah just ran past her as he tried to put the fire on his head out. The bookworm was unlucky to trigger the flamethrower trap.
Harold glances at two dunes before he chooses the right dune and he raises his eyebrow at the shaking dune. A roaring bear burst out with a revving chainsaw as the nerd scream loudly before he run away, chasing by the creature.
Sky walk toward the next dune after she gave the piece to Gwen and she was about to dig the dune but the springboard suddenly launch her up in air as the aspiring Olympian cry out in shock.
Naruto was digging the dune until he hear someone call out for him, "Idiot, do you need help or not?" Heather asked with tapping foot.
"Um…" Naruto was about to say something but the clang caught his attention and he glance down to see a piece of picture. "Oh, I found one, dattebayo! I better give it to Big O right away!" The redhead quickly ran away with a faintly blush, he was still having hard time accepting the idea that the girls like him in more than one way.
"Ugh…" The queen bee groaned, here goes her plan to catch his attention. She never notice that the jockette just on fling away from the explosive for the tenth times.
Jasmine walk over to the other dune after she dug the previous dune and before she know it, Izzy fling into her as they fall down together, courtesy of Chef-Robot. The giant woman and the crazy woman scream out frightened as they quickly get up on their feet and they run away from the chasing robot.
Scott thrust his shovel into the dune and it wasn't long enough until an arm shoot out of the dune, grabbing the scheming farmer's neck. The dune slowly part away to reveals Fang with a maniacal grin. "NO!" Scott screamed, "NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO!" The mutated shark start to beat the poor scheming farmer up with a spiky bat and several travelers slowly back away from the psycho shark after they witnessed the scene.
Max run around, screaming his head off as his teammates tried to put the fire out and the aspiring villain kept cursing the host mentally since it was his fault for placing ten flamethrowers in one dune.
The teams ran toward to the tables as they race each other after they found all of their pieces and they start to work on their picture puzzle. "HURRY, GIMME THAT!" Courtney barked at her team, turning the pieces around to match each other.
"Hand me this one!" Gwen pointed at a certain piece and Zoey quickly toss it to her.
"Ooh, look like another close race again." Chris rubbed his chin, "I wonder who will complete their puz…"
"We're done here!" The goth woman called out before she raise her eyebrow at the picture of Chris' grinning face and the host glanced at the bear's picture to make sure it was done like she just said.
"I hate it when they kept cut me off." The host mumbled under his breath before he clear his throat, "The Vomiting Bear wins the challenge! Snakes, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony!"
"…I really don't know who to vote for, dattebayo." Naruto whispered to Alejandro and the Latino villain gave him a slightly nod.
"FUUUUUU…." The CIT growled angrily as her face turned red.
(Chrisship: Deck)
"Okay, I just got the results and the shrimps go to…" Chris grinned at the snakes as Chef handed them the shrimps, "Owen, Naruto, Amy, Alejandro, Duncan, Courtney, Heather, Blaineley, Scott and Bridgette." He turned his head to Jo and Harold, "And the final shrimp goes to…"
"…" The jockette glared at the host with a scowl.
"…" The nerd squirmed in his seat nervously.
"…Harold!" The host announced as he tossed the cash bag to the gasping jockette, "Jo, here's your nine hundred thousand bucks!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Jo shouted at her former team with a snarl, "YOU'LL REG…"
"Shut your trap and get out of here!" Chef tossed the jockette in the lifeboat before he drops it in the sea, "Be grateful that you have nine hundred grand bucks!"
(Sundeck)
Naruto stare at the sky in deep thought, he still can't believe that there are ten girls that have a crush on him at same time and he really don't know what to do. It's true that he have been thinking about dating someone again but he can't do it because he know that the result will leave a lot of heartbreaks…"Daddy, what happen next?" The redhead glanced down at his daughter, sitting on his lap as she stares at the storybook in his hands before her eyes shifts to him. "Daddy, what's wrong?"
"Oh, gomen." Naruto scratched his head sheepishly, "I was just thinking about something."
"Like what?" Maeve asked.
"Um…" The redhead gulped with shifty eyes, he can't tell her since she's too young to understand and he was afraid about her reaction if she find out about the truth. "Ah!" He snapped his fingers, "What kind of movie will I do next, dattebayo!"
"Ooh, ooh, do funny one, nya!" The little girl threw her arms up with a giggle, "I love funny movies, nya!"
"Hai, I will." Naruto ruffled her hair up with a grin while in his head, he was banging his head on the wall as he wonder why he has a dramatic life and when will the drama end for him? That and he wonder about Maeve's feeling if he end up with someone else than Gwen because to him, nothing is more important than his daughter's happiness. '…What did I do in last life to deserve this dramatic and crazy life?!'
(Dining Room)
A week went by and the travelers were enjoying their breakfast as they watch Naruto try to come up with some excuse as soon as the women asked him for a kinda-date. "Um…" Naruto glanced around for anything until he realized that Maeve was still in her bed, "Oh, I better check on Ma-chan, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled nervously before he run away with paled face as several certain women groaned, they all found out that Chris told the redhead early and let's say that Chris have to stay in Sick Bay for a while.
"Oh, I wish Chris shouldn't tell him about it." Ella sighed and the women nodded at her.
"I don't get it." Harold whispered to the male travelers, "Don't he see how lucky he is to get ten babes at same time? If it was me, I would…"
"Dude, I say he's not lucky." Duncan cut the nerd off with a grunt, "It's a real life, not some crap from manga or something like that."
"What do you mean?" The nerd crossed his arms with a scoff.
"One, he's not pervert like you." The punk started to explain as he count with his fingers, "Two, he have a kid and knowing him, he actually consider pipsqueak's feeling. I mean, how would you feel if you suddenly find out that your parent are not married and you may end up with a stepmother…And three, our country don't allow polygamy because it's the law. It's really hard on him because he only can pick one person and I think he can't do it since he doesn't want to hurt anyone. It's just how he is."
"Yeah, I agree with him." Noah muttered before he turns to the punk with a raised eyebrow, "And since when do you care about law? Usually, you would say 'Fuck the law'."
"And you care because?" Duncan replied with a raised eyebrow.
"…Yeah, that was a stupid question." The bookworm rolled his eyes and Harold was about to say something but the loudspeaker cut him off with a loudest feedback.
"Travelers, we are now in Vietnam!" Chris' voice rang out, "Hurry and get out because all I can say is that our challenge is gonna be fun…For me and the viewers!"
"Hooray…" Noah said flatly.
"WHOO-HOO!" Owen cheered as the bookworm shook his head at the oaf, "I'm totally pumped up for it! Bring it on!"
(Vietnam)
The travelers walk up to the host and they notice twenty-one animal headgears. "…Oh no, not again." Heather smacked her forehead with a groan, "Please, don't tell me that you just ripped another challenge off the Running Man show again!"
"Maybe I did, maybe I didn't." Chris shrugged his shoulders with a teasing grin, "Today's challenge is gonna be different because it's an individual challenge!" The teams gasped, "That's right! Last one standing will win the challenge for his or her team and this person will get…" He gestured at the giant gold tree statue as they noticed that there were hundreds of gold animal statues on the tree's branches, "Golden Animal Kingdom with removable golden animal statutes!"
"…It's gonna be mine!" Max shouted out.
"No, it belongs to me!" Amy shouted back and several travelers start to argue with each other as the host rubs his hands together with a sadistic grin, it was smart move that he have ever come up with.
"Okay, travelers, save it for the challenge." The host clapped loudly to catch their attention, "And the team that wiped out first will see me at the elimination ceremony…"
"Wait, what?" Sky placed her fists on hip, "I thought you said it's an individual challenge?"
"It is." Chris grinned, "I need to send someone home tonight." Several travelers glared at the host, "Anyway…Our challenge is Battle of Animal Kingdom! Each traveler will have their own animal headgear…The animal represents you for your information…And to eliminate your opponents, all you have to do is remove their headgear!"
"Yep, you totally ripped Running Man off again." The queen bee deadpanned with crossed arms.
"Time to get your headgear, let's start with Farting Snake…" The host cleared his throat as he glanced at his clipboard, "Courtney, you get a shark…Alejandro's jaguar…Naruto, tiger…Duncan, dog…Amy, bobcat…Owen, bear…Bridgette, goldfish…Scott, pig…"
"Hey, why am I a pig?" Scott sneered.
"Just for laugh." Chris chuckled at the scowling scheming farmer, "Where was I? Oh yeah! Heather, snake…Blaineley, cougar…Harold, ant…"
"Ah, it's been a while since I last heard someone call him that." Dawn pointed out and the nerd shivered at the memories of the Hunter.
"That's true." The snickering host nodded, "Now for the Vomiting Bear…Sky, falcon…Jasmine, crocodile…Izzy, squirrel…Ella, deer…Noah, worm…Dawn, eagle…Gwen, lizard…DJ, impala…"
"The car?" Owen blinked.
"No, it's an animal." Chris sighed, "Kinda like a deer but different…Zoey, hamster…Max, monkey! Okay, grab them and the interns will take you to your starting location. Please wait for my signal."
"HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO…" The aspiring villain roared, only to get cut off as the host slap the monkey headgear on him and the interns quickly dragged everyone away from each other.
(Confessional)
"I wish Chris should have given me the snake but I don't mind the dog since I'm a dog person." Duncan glanced at his dog headgear, "…Still wish I get the snake."
*Static*
"I think Chris gave me the worm on purpose." Noah mumbled, "Is it because I'm a bookworm?"
*Static*
"Yes." Chris smirked.
*Static*
"Some animals actually fitting some guys." Alejandro rubbed his chin, "Like for example, DJ is like impala in some situation and Izzy is nutty as a squirrel…"
"Challenge start! Challenge start!"
"Okay, better take the bears out first before the other guys." Courtney whispered to herself as she starts her search for any of her opponents and she hope that no one will take her team out first.
DJ peek behind the corner of the alleyway to make sure that there was no one around and he slowly tiptoeing toward the park. He froze up as soon as he heard a rustling sound in the bush and he was about to run away but Jasmine crawl out of the bush. "Oh, DJ?" Jasmine blinked at the panting Jamaican giant, "Sorry about that."
"It's okay." DJ waved it off, trying to calm his beating heart down.
"Listen, DJ, we have to work together to get the snakes out first before we fight each other." The giant woman said.
"Yeah, you're ri…" The Jamaican giant nodded before he suddenly drop his jaw with widened eyes as he stare at something right behind the Australian woman, "T-T-T-Ti…"
"What is it?" Jasmine turned her head to see a leaping silhouette of tiger as they screamed out together, "TIGER!" The tiger quickly swipe DJ's headgear off before it tackle the giant woman down, revealing it was Naruto and he wrestled with Jasmine for a while until Naruto pull her headgear off.
"Sorry about that, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he quickly disappears into the shadow of the forest.
"DJ out! Jasmine out!"
"…H-H-He's like a tiger…" DJ stuttered.
"Yeah…" The giant woman groaned at their luck, how can they not hear him coming from behind?!
Amy glance around in the empty building, hoping that she won't run into any tough opponents and before she know it, she bump into someone as they fall down together. "Watch where you're going…" Amy growled before her eyes widened at Izzy and the crazy woman tackle her with a giggle, wrestling with each other for a while until Izzy finally take Amy's headgear off.
"Amy out! Amy out!"
"See you later, cat!" Izzy skipped away with another giggle and the evil twin just groaned to herself.
"Ella out! Owen out! Noah out!"
Max gulp softly as he peek though the hole in the crate that he was hiding in and he just witnessed that Owen and Harold just ambushed Ella, Noah and Sky early. Harold just eliminated Ella and Owen was the one who got Noah out before Sky took the oaf's headgear off. The nerd decided to run away so he can avoid the elimination and Sky look around before she run off in another direction, looking for the fleeing nerd. After a while, Max slowly climb out of the crate and he look around nervously. "So far, so good…" The aspiring villain muttered to himself and he take few steps before his headgear suddenly lift off his head, causing him to look up with a startled gasp to see that it was Duncan who just eliminated him.
"Max out! Max out!"
"Lucky me, I was about to scout this place out until I saw you coming out of this crate." Duncan gloated.
"CURSE YOU!" Max jabbed his index finger at the punk and the punk was about to say something but Izzy suddenly tackle him down out of nowhere before they start to wrestling each other as they tried to remove each other's headgears. Duncan take hold of Izzy's squirrel headgear and at same time, Izzy grab the punk's dog headgear before they both try to remove the headgears right away until Max finally saw the result of their fight.
"Duncan out! Izzy out!"
"Oh great…" The punk groaned to himself.
"Aww, I want to get more masks." Izzy pouted.
Heather drop the lizard headgear with a heavy pant and Gwen grumble at her luck as the intern lead her away with Blaineley, Bridgette and Dawn. "That was close one…" Heather panted before she glare at Courtney as she show up, "And where were you?!"
"I was looking in this building." Courtney jabbed her thumb at the nearby building, "I was gonna help you but I can see that you don't need my help."
"Yeah, right…" The queen bee growled, "I bet you were hoping that we all get eliminated so you can get another gold trophy."
"No, I wasn't…" The CIT scoffed and before they know it, Sky and Zoey just jump on them as they removed their headgear in a smooth flow.
"Heather out! Courtney out!"
"NOOO!" Courtney stomped her feet angrily as Sky and Zoey give each other high-five and they quickly split up to find the remaining travelers.
Sky slowly sneaks through the forest as she glances around for any snakes, it has been about one hour and she hasn't seen any snakes for a while.
"Zoey out! Scott out!"
'Did they just take each other out?' The Cree woman glanced around worriedly, what she don't know is that Harold and Scott just worked together to eliminated Zoey before the nerd betrayed the scheming farmer right away since it's an individual challenge. There were a several sounds of rustles and the aspiring Olympian quickly gets on her guard before Alejandro and Naruto lunge at her out of nowhere. They fight each other, prying their hands away from their own headgear and it wasn't long enough until Alejandro finally removes Sky's headgear. The Latino villain was about to cheer but the redhead swipe his headgear off with a grin.
"Sky out! Alejandro out!"
"OH!" Alejandro smacked his forehead, "I forget that it was an individual challenge."
"Gomen." Naruto grinned at them before he vanishes into the forest and the eliminated travelers glance at each other.
"…Harold is so dead." Sky muttered.
"Oh yeah…" The Latino villain agreed with her.
Harold gulp nervously as he look around for any sign of the redhead and he jump at the sound of echoing laughter, causing him to glance around frantically. "What do we have here?" Naruto's voice echoed as the nerd slowly back away with his guard up, "A little ant, all alone by himself…You know it have been a while since I hunt an ant, dattebayo. When was the last time I hunt you down? It feels like forever, dattebayo! Will you sing me a lullaby like it was back in old day?"
"L-L-Like hell, I will!" Harold pointed at the random direction with a stutter, "I'm going to take you out!"
"Oh, you won't sing me one?" Naruto suddenly appear right behind the nerd with a scary expression as he wrapped his arm around the frozen nerd's shoulder with his hand on the ant headgear, "Then it looks like the tiger is going to have a little snack, dattebayo."
"…MOMMY!" The nerd cried out and it echoed throughout the woods.
"Harold out! Naruto wins! Challenge over! Challenge over!"
"Naruto win the challenge and he gets the golden animal kingdom!" Chris' voice rang out of the loudspeaker with a chuckle, "Vomiting Bear, see me at the deck for your elimination ceremony."
(Courtney)
"Hey, Courtney." Harold ran up to the CIT, "You said that you need me for something."
"Yeah, I need you to get someone out right away and I want you to take…" The CIT crossed her arms with a sneer.
"Oh, sure, I'll get Max out like last time." The nerd smirked.
"No, I need you to take Jasmine out…" Courtney paused as she realized something, "…Wait, last time?"
"Yeah, I got him out." Harold snickered to himself as the fuming CIT glare at him, "But it suck that Chris bring him back here with Owen…Do he know how hard it is to rig the voting, elimination after another elimination…"
"YOU GOT MY BOYFRIEND ELIMINATED THE LAST TIME?!" The CIT roared angrily as she threw her hand up, "YOU FUCKING MORON! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"
"Um…" The nerd blinked, "I thought we should eliminate some weak players on other team first while we get rid of some strong players on our team…"
"WHAT?!" Courtney grabbed the nerd by his collar, "OOH, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
"…I'll get Jasmine out right away!" Harold said quickly and he ran away with a scream before the CIT can get her hands on him.
'Fucking moron…' The CIT growled mentally, she wonder how many people did he took out when he wasn't suppose to take a certain person out.
(Chrisship: Deck)
"So far, we just gave our freshest shrimps to Sky, Zoey, Noah, Ella, Max, Izzy, Dawn and Gwen." Chris grinned at the travelers, "DJ and Jasmine don't get their shrimp yet and only one person can get the final shrimp. The lucky traveler that will get the final shrimp is…"
"…" The giant woman gulped nervously.
"…" The Jamaican giant bit his nails.
"…DJ!" The host announced and he threw the cash bag at the shocked giant woman.
"Ooh, I guess it's not my season." Jasmine sighed, "Well, at least I get enough money to start a flo…"
"Quit yapping around!" Chef tossed the giant woman into the lifeboat before he drops it in the sea with a grunt.
"…Where were you, Chef?" Chris asked with a puzzled expression.
"My soap opera show was on today." The cooker mumbled, "I'm glad I didn't miss it because the ending was pretty shocked that I didn't see it coming from a mile away." He never notice an eyeroll from the host.
(Dining Room)
The next morning, several travelers raise their eyebrows at Maeve as she play with golden animal statutes with her father and the giggling girl pretend to attack Naruto with the golden tiger. "…It's kinda cute but why do they have to play with golden statues?" Scott deadpanned.
"Maeve thought that the statues are new toys and she begs Naruto to play with them." Gwen shook her head with a soft smile, "And you know that Naruto can't say no to her at all."
"She get him wrap around her little finger." Duncan chortled.
"Hey, I can hear you from here, dattebayo." Naruto muttered.
"I know." The punk smirked.
"Travelers, we are now in Thailand!" Chris' voice spoke from the PA, "Slap some gloves on and let's go!"
"…Gloves?" Alejandro looked up from his breakfast with puzzled expression, "What kind of gloves?"
(Thailand)
"…Figure." The Latino villain stared at the boxing ring with a deadpan expression.
"Does that mean we have to boxing each other?" Ella asked nervously.
"Nope, you won't." Chris showed up with a smirk, "Because three players from each team will battle their own toughest opponents ever…Which I like to call this challenge…Smackdown-or-Cry-For-Help!"
"…Seriously, you suck at names like whisker." Duncan rolled his eyes.
"If the player beat their opponent with the marshmallow gloves, she or he will earn a point for the team and the team with more points wins the challenge and the loser will meet me at the elimination ceremony!" The host grinned.
"Again?" Max blinked, "No reward challenge?"
"Bears, your fighters are…" Chris ignored the aspiring villain, "Gwen, DJ and Zoey! Naruto, Harold and Duncan, you are the snake's fighters! Let's…"
"Chris!"
"Yes?" The host glanced at the travelers as they stare at something right behind him, "…Oh no, not again…" He turned around with a frown before he raises his eyebrow at the sight, Igor was with several familiar birds and he swears that all of them were glaring at him.
"They all look like the birds that Chris accidentally shot down." Izzy pointed out, "Only that they are little smaller."
"…I think that would be the dead birds' children, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his neck.
"Oh, you got to be kiddi…" Chris muttered before the birds tackle him into the forest with cry.
"FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!" Igor squeaked out.
"CHEF, TAKE OVER WHILE I TAKE CARE OF THEM!" The host shouted before they fall off the cliff, screaming all the way down to the lake.
"…Since when were we this close to the cliff?" Owen scratched his head.
"Don't think too much on that." Noah deadpanned.
"Maggots, eyes on me." Chef grunted, "Naruto will be first to start. Get in the ring, brat."
"Bring it on, dattebayo." The redhead climbed into the ring with a grin as the mat open up to reveal his opponent, "…What the?!"
"I'm the fighter, nya!" Maeve giggled with marshmallow gloves.
"…Uncle Chef, I don't think…" Naruto glanced over his shoulder nervously but the cooker cut him off by ringing the bell and the little girl punching her father's legs as she giggled happily.
"Naruto, do something!" Harold threw his hands up, "Hit her with a tap!"
"I-I-I-I…" The redhead slowly rise his gloves up shakily before he pick his daughter up as he rub their cheeks together, "I can't do it, dattebayo! You win, Ma-chan, you win!"
"Maeve wins!" The cooker rang the bell.
"Yay, I beat daddy, nya!" The little girl hugged her father's head with a cheer, "I win, I win, nya!"
"Hai, you win, my hime, dattebayo." Naruto grinned at his daughter.
"We all saw that one coming." Alejandro shook his head, "But what was Chris thinking? What if someone end up facing her?"
"Nah, we already pair everyone up with a certain opponent." Chef grunted, "Gwen, you're next!"
"Who do I have to fight?" Gwen asked worriedly before the bear jump in with the glove, "…A bear? Seriously?"
"Yeah, I don't know why Chris set it up." The cooker deadpanned.
(Chris)
"DIE, DIE, DIE!" The host threw the wounded crane away after he took care of another birds and he turn to the parrot with a deadly glare as they stare at each other.
"…Fuck you, bitch!" Igor suddenly flew toward the host before it ram into his stomach, "Fucking clawing your eyes out!"
"I don't think so!" Chris swung his fists around wildly, getting several good shots in before Igor tackle him into the river and they kept fighting each other as they float down the river.
"Goth maggot wins the fight!" Chef annouced as the bruised and unruly goth woman stumble out of the ring and several travelers glance at the interns, loading the wounded bear into the ambulance. "Harold, you're next!"
"I will win this fight with my mad fighting skills…" Harold puffed his chest out with closed eyes.
"You suck!" The nerd suddenly opened his eyes to see the same muscular man that have been harassing him for years.
"What are you doing here?!" The nerd shouted.
"What do you think I'm here for?" The muscular man punched his right palm, "A freakin' tour?"
"…Quick questions." The cooker held his index finger up, "Do you have a name and why do you hate wimpy maggot so much?"
"My name is Baby." The muscular man replied as the travelers and cooker raised their eyebrows at the name, "And why do I hate him? Well…Do you know that when you see someone that you don't know and you can't help but just hate this guy right away? You know this feeling that make you want to beat someone up? For example, you go to a class and when you see a classmate that you don't know well, you want to punch his or her face in?"
"Yeah, I feel this way before." Most travelers agreed.
"That's one." Baby growled at the nerd, "But something about him makes me want to beat him until he's one inch closer to death…"
"…Your name is Baby?" Harold pointed at the muscular man with loudest laughter, "That's fucking stupid! Are your parents this stupid?! They must really hate you so much!" He never noticed that Baby just removed his marshmallow gloves before he slid the brass knuckles on with angry expression, "Oh, that's fucking ri…" The muscular man punched him in face harder as soon as the bell rang.
"Oh, I can't watch that!" Bridgette covered her eyes with her fellow travelers as the nerd cry out for mercy.
"Chef, are you gonna allow this?" Amy pointed at the brass knuckles in Baby's hands.
"…There's no rule about bring your own weapons." Chef shrugged as he watches the brutal beatdown and it went on for a while until Baby punts the poor nerd out of the ring. "Baby wins!"
"YOU FUCKING SUCK!" Baby shouted at the twitching nerd and he wipe the blood off his weapons as he stomp away with a sneer.
"Poor guy." Naruto glanced at the twitching nerd as he rubbed his neck, "He shouldn't have laugh at Baby's name, dattebayo."
"Sissy maggot, you're facing Bunny." The cooker pointed at DJ.
"Bunny?!" DJ gasped at the rabbit in middle of the boxing ring.
(Chris)
"Fuck you!" The host shoved the parrot underwater as he attempted to kill the creature by drowning him, "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, YOU DAMN FLYING RAT!"
"FUCK YOU, CHRIS!" Igor breaks out of the host's hold and the creature start to pecking his face.
"I'm gonna kill you this time!" Chris punched the creature before they both fall down the waterfall as they fight each other with a scream.
"That's so sad." The cooker shook his head at DJ as the Jamaican giant cried on the floor, "Bunny wins the round! Scott, your turn…If he doesn't win this round, the Vomiting Bear win by automatic."
"I'm not gonna wimp out." Scott smirked before his face turn pale as Fang hop in with a maniacal grin, "…Chef, I…" The ringing bell cut him off and the mutated creature quickly covers the scheming farmer's mouth.
"…Look like we're losing this time." Courtney pinched the bridge of her nose, receiving several nods from her teammates.
"FOR PETE'S SAKE, SOMEONE HELP ME!" The scheming farmer clawed the mat as he tried to get out of the ring but Fang drag him back in for another round and this time, the mutated shark have a spiky bat. It went on for a while until Chef rang the bell out of pity and Fang toss the bruised and bloodied scheming farmer out of the ring.
"Fang wins the round and that mean the Farting Snakes will face the elimination." Chef shook his head, 'What was Chris thinking?'
"Out of curiously, who was I supposed to fight?" Zoey asked.
"Larry." The cooker jerked his head at the mutated plant and the indie woman release a relived breath.
"I'll get the cot set up in the Sick Bay, dattebayo." Naruto carried Scott on his back.
(Confessional)
"I can't believe that Chef let Baby beat me up…" Harold muttered in his body cast, "But have no fear, my loyal fans, I won't go home tonight because let's say…" The nerd snickered evilly, "Everyone 'voted' for Naruto…Ooh, that will give me a good chance to get a girlfriend if I'm around to help one of the girls out...That would be so sweet!" He pumped his fist, only to cry out in pain as soon as he moves his casted arm.
(Chrisship: Deck)
"Okay, I just got a word that Chris is now in the Sick Bay after the interns found him near the lake…" Chef grunted.
"And Igor?" Naruto asked.
"He flew away after he shitted on Chris' face." The cooker chuckled, "I really like that bird…Anyway, I just got the result and the lucky bastards that get the shrimps are…Owen, Heather, Alejandro, Duncan, Bridgette, Blaineley, Courtney, Amy and Scott." He glanced at Naruto and Harold, "And the final shrimp goes to…"
"…" The nerd glanced at the redhead with a hidden evil smirk.
"…" The redhead swallowed his Adam's apple nervously.
"…Naruto!" Chef announced.
"Sorry, Naruto, no hard feeling…" Harold grinned at the confusing redhead before his eyes widened as he just realized that Naruto got the final shrimp and that mean…"Wait, that don't make any se…"
"Now get your cheating ass off my ship!" The cooker suddenly tossed the screaming nerd in the lifeboat with the cash bag and he release the lifeboat as it fall into the ocean. No one notice a smirk on the CIT's face.
(Confessional)
"There was no alliance in first place." Courtney scoffed, "I just tricked him into believing that we were in an alliance so I can get my revenge on him for what he did to me years ago. My original plan was to keep him in longer then I reveal the rigs of the voting to the travelers to turn them all on him but he just messed everything up so…" She rolled her eyes, "I just paid Scott to rig the voting."
*Static*
"It was only one time deal." Scott flicked the cash in his hands with a lightly chuckle, "Easy hundred bucks ever!"
(Bridge)
"Whoa, that was little evil if you asked me." Chef crossed his arms, "The bears put up a good fight and they managed to take few snakes out. Not bad for a hero. So far we have seen a lot of eliminations and few things…" He glared at the camera, "What? I'm not gonna recap everything since I like to keep thing short and sweet like always and you all already know what just went down! Anyway…Our questions are…Are the bears going to overtake the snakes like the heroes always does or will it be the villain's shining moment? What kind of challenges will they face next? Where will we go to next? Who will be the next victims to take the loser-boat? Find out next time on…"
"TOTAL…"
"DRAMA…"
"ODYSSEY!"
Igor flew down on the cooker's shoulder, "…Chris?"
"He's in Sick Bay." The cooker held a cracker up, "Do you want a cracker?"
"…Igor doesn't want a damn cracker!" Igor squeaked, "Igor want salmon, grilled chicken and fresh-baked cookies!"
"…You're fucking weird." Chef raised his eyebrow.
"So are you, motherfucker." The parrot shot back.
"…You have a point there." The cooker nodded with a grunt.
Vomiting Bear: Dawn, DJ, Ella, Gwen, Izzy, Max, Noah, Sky, Zoey
Farting Snake: Amy, Alejandro, Courtney, Blaineley, Bridgette, Duncan, Heather, Naruto, Owen, Scott
Eliminated: Anne Maria, B, Beardo, Beth, Brick, Cameron, Cody, Dakota, Dave, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Jasmine, Jo, Justin, Katie, Leonard, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Mike, Rodney, Sadie, Sam, Samey, Scarlett, Shawn, Staci, Sugar, Topher, Trent, Tyler
Random WDL Fact: Sometime I forget that B, Beardo and Ezekiel were still in the game since they don't utter a word until I checked the notebook.
And this ends our thirty-eight chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.
Okay, I just got few new video games, Mortal Kombat X is one of them, and you know how I get with new games so it's possible that there will be some delays…Just in case. It's good thing that I decide I won't buy Bloodborne for now.
It was bring to my attention that someone copy some of my work without asking for permission and I'm kinda a little disappointed. I don't mind if someone copy it as long as they ask for my permission but I still wish that he or she should ask me first like everyone else.
Right now, we just seen that Naruto is very nervous around the girls now since he found out, thank to Chris. How will it turn out? Who know?
Now we know why the muscular man hate Harold so much and it was a very weird reason…Plus we now know his name…Don't laugh at him or he'll come after you, trust me!
Whoa, that was pretty evil of Courtney! She just tricked Harold so she can have her revenge on him but Harold has to go and open his mouth about the truth behind several certain eliminations.
Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.
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