Dear Whenua!
Hey! What's up! Guess who I found wandering round invercargil! Well, it was Stewart!
He's asleep in my bed, he's got the worst hangover I have seen in a looooonngggg time! He's still being stupid and tried to eat some cookies (I think they were cookies) that Britain sent me. I saved him just in time!
Are you going to the Oceania ball? Yes...you are! I have sent you a dress...I handmade it so pleeassee wear it! I don't want my ihi walking around in dirty rugby shorts! Be a girly girl for once!
Who are you going to the ball with?
Who should I go with?
Chatham Islands!
P.s. You left your gum boots here...I burnt them...mwahaha
p.s.s. I have also sent high heeled boots...mwahah
Kia ora, Whahine!
Ahaha, well, that saves me from having to go get him then! Good thing too – I wasn't sure how fast I could get down there before the police picked him up for god-knows-what.
Give him some tea and some panadol and he'll be right as rain. And keep him away from those cookies! In fact, throw them out altogether, they're probably toxic! I don't want either of you getting sick!
No! I'm not! I refuse! Ugh...I'm not going!
It is a very pretty dress. I'm not going though, so i'll just stare at it and praise how well you've made it.
I wouldn't wear rugby shorts to a ball...maybe my AB's shirt, but not my shorts. I refuse! I don't want to act like a girl!
...i'm not going with anyone, because i'm not going.
...And even if I was, I wouldn't tell who I was going with...because I don't know if that person would say yes...ugh...yeah right...
oh! You should ask Stewart to go with you! You'd be so cute together! And that way, you two could represent me, so I wouldn't have to go!
You're buying me a new pair of gummies, Girl. I hope you realise that.
And there is no way i'm wearing those...things you call shoes.
Tessa 'Tangimoana' Kirkland,
New Zealand