Chapter 31- The Ice Palace from HELL!
Well, we're getting close to the end, tho it's taking a bit. Not that any other game was short..but then again I will have a very hard time with the six year gap in between this game and RE 4. Well, better not think about that. On to the chaos! The last time we left this group they were well, fighting Toie...the tyrant. Well they weren't fighting, more like Mr. X was fighting it and Sam well she was stuck in the middle. As for Claire and Steve, they were safe in the cockpit, watching the whole thing.
"Do you think we should help her?" Claire asks as she sits down on the control panel.
Steve thinks for a bit. "Nah, she looks like she has everything under control."
Now remember the control panel that Claire sat on? Well, she just happen to hit a button that controlled the back door. So, now Sam, Mr. X and Tioe are holding on for dear life as a vacuum is pulling on them. But just when Sam thinks this is the end for her, Mr. X throws her at the door and takes Tioe with him out the door.
"Close the door!" Sam yells at the door.
"Did you hear something?" Steve asks Claire as he looks over at her.
"I think someone is at the door." Claire walks over to it. "Hello?"
"Close the damn door!" Sam gives them the most evil look.
"Steve close the back door!" Claire yells as she tries to help Sam get in.
Doing as he's told, Steve finally hits the button that will close the back door. Not saying a word, everyone waits to see where Alfred is taking them. As time goes on, the three of them, slowly gets bored and takes the opportunity to fall asleep. But their sleep gets interrupted by the sudden jerk of the plane as it starts to take a nosedive towards a building.
"Take cover!" Sam yells, as she tries to hide.
Now, you'd think the others would do the same, but there wasn't many hiding spots for them, so they all crowded around Sam. Soon the plane hits the building, sending everyone in different directions. Claire, somehow ended up in the back of the plane. Steve is near a ladder. And Sam, well she's somehow hanging from the ceiling. While they get organized we'll go and check on someone else!
The Maze Cryer!
Alright, this group is finally on their way in the right direction, thanks to everyone beating up Chris. Who was crying about ice cream and being trapped in a maze. Where that came from, is unknown even to him. But that's not what's important. What is that they are on the level they need to be and no one is willing to leave the safety of the elevator. But if they don't leave soon, they will have to be thrown out by my awesome powers….
"Run!" Derec yells, causing everyone to look at him, like he's crazy.
But not wanting to take the chance, they join him as he just runs in any direction. But somehow ends up right in front of some mystery person, who is holding a gun at them.
"Who are you? And how did you get here?" Our mystery person asks.
"We came from…." Derec starts but gets cut off.
"We came in like a wrecking ball. We never hit so hard in love. All we wanted was to break your walls. All you ever did was wreck me. Yeah, you, you wreck me!" Chris suddenly sings. (Yes, I had to look it up.)
Everyone looks over at him both shocked and a little disturbed that he knew the lyrics to her song.
"Is he okay?" The mystery person looks at Chris likes he's a really really crazy person.
"He's a very special person. We came on a plane looking for my sister and crazies sister. Have you seen them?" Derec asks.
"Ya, I let them go. They're not here." They say in a quiet voice.
Before anyone could say a word, the ground starts to shake then stop. When everyone thought it was just someone farting, this giant worm comes from under our mystery person. Swallowing them up whole. It then looks over at our group.
"Why hello food." It says to them.
Screaming like little girls, the guys all run for it, but sadly no one really knows where they are going, so they just keep on running. Which after a few times, one of them realizes something.
"Umm, guys. I think we're running in a circle." Jon is the first to notice this, as the Gulp Worm is sharpening its knives.
"Does anyone know what way to go?" Richard yells as the group continues to run in a circle.
"Hey, I'm still new at this whole Resident Evil shit!" Derec yells as he soon spots a way for them to go.
"Hey Chris, is that a ice cream shop over there?" Kevin points in the direction that Derec spotted.
"ICE CREAM!" Chris yells and starts running in that direction.
Now on the right way, we think, the group will still have to look for another way off the island. So while they run we'll check on the next group!
Creepy Air Lines!
Yes, you got it. This is Alfred's new air lines that he just made up. Due to the fact that he's now singing to the very song that Chris was quoting. Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball. Now one must wonder. How is he singing and dancing while he's suppose to be flying the plane? Well, to answer that, he's not. No one is flying the plane. Which is why it's taking a nosedive into the very same building that our first group hit. But unlike the first group, Alfred somehow walks away from this crash, unharmed. Guess the building didn't want to get hurt any more. Or something like that.
"Think I'm just too white n' nerdy. Think I'm just too white n' nerdy. Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy. Look at me I'm white n' nerdy! I wanna roll with- The gangsters!" Alfred soon starts to singing.
But as he does a twist, he sees that his plane has landed. Walking out, he takes a quick look around.
"Well, I'm gonna have to fire the maid. This place is a mess." He then walk out of his plane and head for the mansion that can somehow fit inside this building.
Man, Umbrella can really make messed up buildings. Anyways, as Alfred walks around the building, he manages to avoid all the evil creatures, and bumps into Sam, Claire, and Steve.
"I know you guys….but what are your names?" Alfred looks at them with a questioning look.
Thinking fast they try to come up with three random names. "I'm Red bull!" Steve yells.
"I'm Monster!" Claire yells after him, which causes both of them to laugh.
"I'm death." Sam says with her head lowered.
Upon hearing Sam's name, Alfred runs off screaming and somehow falls down several levels, landing in the area where his beloved sister is. Leaving behind three very confused people. Tho, two are still laughing. While Alfred just lies there we'll go to the next group.
YAY! The Fire is out Evil Talking Zombie Mice!
Yes, these little guys will forever be in this story. And yes, the followers of Leon have managed to put the fire out by throwing water balloons at it. But most of the city can't be touched, due to the fact that theirs zombies and hunters in there. Yes, some of them survived. And are in hiding.
"Hey, George. Do you think it's safe to come out?" A hunter looks over at George.
"No. He's still out there." George keeps hidden in the sewers, along with three zombies, and two lickers.
"So you put the fire out, now what?" Kevin D asks as he passes the mice some popcorn.
Turning to each other, the group is unclear as to what they are to do. "Umm, we never planned after this." Rebecca looks over at Billy, who is just as clueless as she is.
"So the only thing you three...and Leon's followers planned was coming over here and helping. That's it?" Kevin D asks looking at Billy and Rebecca.
"Yep." The two of them say at the same time.
"Can I come out?!" Leon yells from the tent where he's being held, for reason unknown.
Rolling his eyes, Kevin D was hoping that Leon had fallen asleep and forgotten that he was in a kind of jail, but he had no such luck. Giving the single to the guards, Leon is released. Which causes his followers, to cheer!
"Oh mighty Leon! You used your magic and released yourself!" They all cheer.
Quickly looking around, Leon sees if anyone is watching. "Yes, I did." He smiles like a dork at them.
Now if you look behind him, you will see three very upset people giving him the ultimate death stare!
"Oh mighty Leon, now that you have put the fire out, what shall you do now?" One of his many followers ask him.
Opening his mouth, Leon soon closes it, as he is unsure of what to do. So while Leon tries to use his brain cells, the others plot to hurt him, and his followers dance with the Evil Talking Zombie Mice, we'll go to the next group on our list!
As dark as the night, as Red as Wesker's eyes….or something.
Yes, he's still in the sea, and yes he's still trying to find a way out. But he's getting better. He's only got about a few more feet left. And this is his fiftieth time trying. But when he falls into the water again, Wesker soon comes to the realization that if he just gets on the rocks, he can jump his way up.
"I knew that." Wesker tells the same seagull that's been laughing at him ever since he first fell in.
Getting on the rocks closest to him, Wesker uses his powers to jump all the way back up to the top. Where he takes a single step forward and slips. Which causes the seagull that's following him, to laugh. Once again. If you look close, his left eye is starting to twitch. So, heading in the 'real' direction that Chris' girlish scream came from, Wesker finds himself in a greyish room, just as Derec, Jon, Reichard, Kevin, and Chris were walking in. Moving fast, Wesker knocks over the guys and grabs Chris by the throat.
"I must use the force!" Chris yells or tries to yell.
"Wrong franchise, idiot." Wesker tells him, as the other roll their eyes.
"I knew that." Chris' face goes red.
"I've been waiting forever to do this to you, Redfield." Wesker gives him an evil look.
"Hey, Chris. He's the reason you can't have ice cream!" Derec yells wanting this to be over with.
Getting angry, Chris punches Wesker in the face, causing his famous sunglasses to hit the floor.
"Are you my father?" Chris asks in a dorky tone.
"Still wrong franchise!" Wesker can't believe how long Chris can stay on one topic.
"Hello Wesker." A female voice appears behind him.
Everyone looks at a monitor with a woman surrounded by water. And for some reason a small crab floating around behind her.
"Who is she?" Kevin asks the very question that most are having.
"Alexia….you're still in your tube?" Wesker looks at her confused.
"Yes, I'm still in the tube, but doesn't matter. You will never get your hands on my virus! Even if you come here to the Antarctic, find me and take it from me!" Alexia starts to laugh as the small crab looks at her and then at the screen.
Ignoring the screen, Wesker turns his attention to Chris. "Now as we were before she interrupted us… I was going to say…."
"Forgot what you were going to say?" Derec asks right beside him.
He lowers his head. "Yes. But when I do remember, I'll make sure to tell both of your sisters."
Wesker then throws Chris into the others and runs out of the building, and somehow into his plane. Which is mysteriously waiting for him. While he takes off, and the others try to get up, we'll go to the others!
Why keep it!?
Alright, we now know what's really on the tape, and we all know it's a little disturbing. But what we don't know is why these two are still watching it. It's almost like it's hypnotizing them. Hell, even the Evil Talking Zombie Mice have fallen for this evil trick. They are really deep into it, that they don't even know that the Evil Snipping Kittens of Death are closing in on them. But it all stops when the cat's look up at the screen.
"Oh, so pretty!" Jack says in a creepy voice.
Unaware of this, the guys have yet to notice that this video is only a few minutes long, and yet it somehow is on a loop. As well as the new mystery person that is behind them, unaffected by the tape. Watching with an evil smile knowing that they are doing good evil...things.
"Doing evil things can be good." they tell us.
"And how is that possible?"
Well...umm.. It just is!" They now yell at one of the E.T.Z.M. watches him.
So, this isn't gonna go very far with most of the people just staring at the screen and some evil guy yelling. We'll go and check on the next group!
"Oh, don't you worry….I'll find you!" The mystery person laughs.
"Where did that come from?"
I have no name for this *Sad face*
Now we last left these guys, on the other side of Raccoon City, watching the flames die down. Mysteriously. Tho, there isn't much for them to do and even if there was, they don't really have a way of getting around. So, soon they start to look around for something to both eat and drink.
"We should have taken one of the cooked chickens with us." Mikhail says looking around and finding nothing.
"I took seven chickens." Carlos tries to look smooth, but just ends up looking creepy. Which is happening a lot lately.
"Wow, just a little greedy are we?" Mikhail looks over at Carlos who is trying to eat one at the same time hold the others.
"If I ate myself would I be twice as big or disappear completely?" Jill suddenly says as Carlos hands Mikhail a chicken.
As the two of them ignore Jill and eat their chicken, they don't see her walk off and try to find something to do. Which sadly, she will have to look really far, cause I don't know what they would do after any other the games. And yet, somehow Jill ends up on the other side of the city where she bumps into Rebecca, Kevin D, and Billy beating Leon up, as a crowd chant something at them.
"Hey, guys what's going on?" Jill asks them.
Turning towards her, the group is both stunned and in massive shock to hear Jill talk normal. While all this happens, Carlos and Mikhail are having a nice feast of cooked chicken.
Resident Evil- The Movie….which is weird….
Alright, I never thought I would ever do this, but here it is. During the time before RE 4, Ada will only do one of the movies. The first one. That's it. Only cause it's easier to remember and I already destroyed Raccoon City. Can't do that again. Or can I? Anyway, both Ada and Alice look around the place as if it's new to them, which it is. But Alice doesn't know she lives here. They hear a faint sound coming from outside.
"Hello?" Alice asks the statue that's close to the door.
"What's your name?" Ada asks both the statue and Alice.
Alice, then turns to her. "I don't know. But I'm sure it knows."
She points to the statue. Now waiting outside are the people sent by Umbrella to check out why the alarm went off on Alice's clock. Even tho that's not the real reason. But who's to tell them what they are here to do.
"Well you just told us." Rain says in a tough guy kind of voice.
"What kind of name is Rain?" Alice asks as she looks at the new group outside of the house.
Looking over they for some reason still jump through the windows, and act like they are tough and strong. Until they see a little spider and half of them scream like little girls.
"Alright, here's what we're gonna do. You two will follow us to the secret Umbrella facility known as The Hive. where we will look for clues that no one ever does find." James aka One says.
Doing as they are told, Alice and Ada walk behind the group as they find the secret hidden door to the underground lab, behind one of the mirrors in the house. Now as they walk down some stairs and head for the train, we'll go to our next person!
Crabs away!
Yes, the crab is still looking at her and the screen that is showing Derec, Chris, Kevin, Jon, and Richard. Now looking around, Alexia tries to find a way out of the tube, but can't. Due to the fact that the only release button is on the outside. Where Alfred is lying on the ground. Doing nothing but count the dots on the ceiling. He's somewhere around 1645...we think.
"Great! Now I have to start over again! One...two….three…" Alfred starts counting the dots.
Getting upset, Alexia starts yelling at him. Only the tube seems to be soundproof. Or he's just not paying attention to her. Either way he was going to pay for it. Once she finds her way out. Which seems to be no problem to the little crab, who has found a every secret exit.
"Can you please let me out?" Alexia tries her very best to be sweet to the crab.
Thinking about it, the crab looks around trying to find a way to get her out. But at first it's not easy. There's nothing on the tube, nor on the base of the tube. So when the crab goes over to Alfred, it taps him on the shoulder causing him to scream like a girl and hit a button on the wall. Releasing Alexia from the tube. Still afraid of the crab, Alfred tries to run away only to get trapped in the very tube his sister was in.
"Sister! Please let me out!" Alfred starts to bag and cry. All at the same time.
Laughing at him, Alexia just picks the little crab up and starts heading for the door.
"Come my little friend. We have guest to prepare for." Alexia laughs as she walks out. Now if you listen very carefully, you can hear the crab laughing as well. So, while they go off, leaving Alfred in the tube, we'll go to our last group!
Oh Canada!
Now he's still waiting for this secret call, from this secret person. And all the animals around him are all toughen up, and for some reason bullying everyone around them. HUNK's phone goes off.
"Hello?" He picks it up.
"Hello, this is an automatic message, sent to you by…. Wesker. He is in trouble and needs your help. If you are ready, please say now. Now."
"Now." HUNK says.
"I'm sorry, but I did not understand you. Did you say how?"
"No, I said Now." HUNK starts to get frustrated.
"I'm sorry but did you say help me?"
"I never said that!" HUNK yells at his phone, then looks over at the animals now staring at him.
"I'm sorry did you say, happy mice can fly?"
"NOW!" HUNK finally snaps. And if you look really close, you can see a vein in his forehead about to explode. "SHUT UP YOU CRAZY AUTHOR! OR I WILL GET YOU!"
Backing up, every animal looks scared.
"I'm sorry but this is not working. You are being mean to me. Wesker's message is that he's in trouble. Please come to his secret place. Right away. Bye loser!"
Now if HUNK wasn't wearing a mask we might see that his left eye was twitching. But since we can't we'll go and leave. Mainly cause HUNK is getting all of his guns ready. Either to go help Wesker or to hunt me down. I'm getting a lot of that.
WE LOST HIM!
Yes, I have lost Barry Burton. Yet again. And this time, I have no idea when the last time he was in this story. I really thought he was with everyone, but it turns out he wasn't. I'd go back to look for him, but that's a lot of work and it would take away from him stalking me. Even tho he has no clue where I am, just like I don't know where he is. So it all works out….in some way. I think.
"Do not worry Author, I will find you and I will think of something once I find you." Barry says in an evil voice.
As creepy and disturbing as this is, there isn't much left to say. So we will head off for now!
END OF CHAPTER!