Lana: *dragging her slipper-covered feet to the kitchen* Why do I have to wake up during this time? All of my musi are still f* asleep for Lord's sake! *makes herself a bowl of cereal-which is Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Miz Muse: Hey, you'd totally ignored me. *eating Nesquick cereal*
Lana: Stand corrected: All of my cool musi are still f* asleep!
Miz Muse: Thanks for the wonderful comment Lana *insert sarcasm*
Lana: Your welcome bitch *insert un-normal happiness* Oh by the way, when I go back too school-your coming with me.
Miz Muse: Why?
Lana: Because if I leave you here—you'll get in fight with Daniel, Morrison, Sheamus, Orton (for some reason), Cena, Evan, definitely Haylie, R-Truth, mostly all of my musi, so I can't trust you.
Miz Muse: Is anyone else coming with me when you do?
Lana: Either Sheamus or Orton.
Miz Muse: Anyone cool?
Lana: Besides you and either one of them, no.
Miz Muse: Damn it!
Lana: And I'm obviously leaving Nexus in charge while I'm gone.
Miz Muse: Please explain to me why you leave those seven in charge everytime your gone?
Lana: Because I trust them not destroying my house, or any of you guys, because all they do is play video games all day.
Miz Muse: They seriously play video games all day? Nerds.
Lana: Is all your comebacks now-a-days 'nerds'?
Miz Muse: I could come up with more comebacks—
Lana: But you're just too stupid to think of some.
Miz Muse: You like insulting me or something?
Lana: Yes =D
Haylie Muse: *enters the kitchen wearing her neon green fuzzy robe and black fuzzy slippers* Morning Lana *hugs Lana* Morning loser *flips Miz off and grabs an container of watermelon*
Miz Muse: I guess Haylie takes after you then.
Haylie Muse: For whatever reason, yes, yes I do =) So Lana, excited about school?
Lana: Does it look like I'm excited?
Haylie Muse: No…why?
Lana: I have to bring losers with me *glares at Miz*
Haylie Muse: Who's the other one?
Lana: Sheamus or Orton.
Haylie Muse: Why them? Don't they both hate Miz?
Lana: Well, if they can't fight with each other, at least one can have Miz as a…replacement.
Miz Muse: First, stop treating me like I'm not here, second, I'm going to get beat up at school…worst place for that ever and third, you'd better not be writing that slash fic.
Haylie Muse: What slash fic?
Lana: Well Miz doesn't know if I'm serious or not about writing a slash fic about him and Daniel Bryan.
Haylie Muse: …
Miz Muse: Haylie finally agrees with me on something! Pigs must be flying! ^.^
Haylie Muse: Lana! That's a GREAT idea! *hugs Lana*
Lana: Thanks Hay *hugs her back*
Miz Muse: *mutters* fml.
…
*Lana's bedroom*
Lana: *typing on her laptop, sitting on her bed, blaring the song Dancing with Tears in my Eyes by Ke$ha* Alright, slash fic is done and it is in its editing stage…what else should I do? *pays attention to the song that's playing* *a light bulb goes off in her head* Aha!
Knock…knock…knock
Lana: *pauses music* If it's not Miz, come in. *enters Mickie* Huh, you're up.
Mickie Muse: Yeah, my alarm clock accidentally went off, so, whatcha working on?
Lana: Well, a song fic for "Song Fic Bonanza!"
Mickie Muse: Which song?
Lana: Dancing with Tears in my Eyes by Ke$ha
Mickie Muse: Nice song, who's the pairing?
Lana: I really don't know…but it will come to me.
…
*Living Room*
Miz Muse: Where's Lana?
"Dashing Cody" Muse: Why do you care?
Miz Muse: Something to do with a story, now where is she?
"Dashing Cody" Muse: I seriously don't know…*pays close attention to any noise* I hear girls talking, so it could be her talking to either Haylie or Mickie.
Miz Muse: But where? *insert whining*
"Dashing Cody" Muse: How about you stop your damn whining and actually look *walks away from Miz*
Miz Muse: *mutters* I swear I got to be leaving this house soon.