Chapter 36 Let's head to the white house
GOOD NEW GUYS! Were getting to Mabel and Stan this chapter! but first a little bit of Ivan
Also I wanna thank that anonymous review for the high compliments since I can't reply
I really appreciate it especially considering how corny this is
(Amelia) So what are you here to investigate about? If this is about that murder I told you I had nothing to do with it
(Ivan) No i'm not... Murder? You mean of Bewarb?
(Amelia) (Spit take) Bewarb was murdered?
(Ivan) I take it it's not that one then..
(Amelia) No it's... not i'm talking about Alice..
(Ivan) Alice?..
(Amelia) Yeah she was uumm.. Murdered can we not talk about that please?..
(Ivan) Alright.. that's not what I came to talk about anyway..
(Amelia) Then what are you here for?
(Ivan) It's about Wendy Corduroy
(Amelia) Huh.. Alice's daughter huh?
What does she still think i'm responsible
(Ivan) (Wendy's mother was?...What?) Eh I don't know.. but it's not that.. it's..
Are you two related?
(Amelia) Say what? HAHA No but I guess we do have a bit of a resemblance
(Ivan) I'll say..
(Amelia) So why are you asking?
(Ivan) Uumm.. What if I said i'd seen the future would you believe me?
(Amelia) Probably i've dealt with a lot of paranormal stuff happening lately so it doesn't seem all that unlikely why? have you?
(Ivan) Uumm.. yes
(Amelia) Awesome! So what am I like in the future? Huh?
(Ivan) (Ivan remembers he can't tell her since she is dead anyhow) Actually I haven't encountered you in the future yet... not exactly
(Amelia) Exactly?
(Ivan) I encountered Wendy Corduroy exactly 7 Years from now..
(Amelia) Alright... Wow.. Time Travel.. So what is she like?
(Ivan) Uumm.. like you
(Amelia) Pardon?
(Ivan) She looks just like you! down to every single detail on her face!
(Amelia) Wow...
(Ivan) And that's what I came to ask about..
Why is that? Why does she look just like you?!
(Amelia) Beats me
(Ivan) What?
(Amelia) I said I don't know
(Ivan) (I can't believe it she's serious she actually has no idea why she-..)
Hmm... Very well.. If you do come upon any information.. any at all tell me
(Amelia) Actually.. I did..
(Ivan) ?! Really? W-what do you?-
(Amelia) Not about Wendy but... It might interest you
(Ivan) Very well! Tell me!
(Amelia) It's about a boy named.. Dipper Pines
(Ivan) ?! WHAT?!
(And that's all for this conversation here now let's see what's up with the other team! At last! lol I feel like it's been forever since i've wrote anything about Mabel well.. besides copy pasting the previous chapter in 34)
(Right now the gang is walking to reunite with the rest of the team)
(Mabel) Uh Robbie..
(Robbie) Yeah kid?
(Mabel) It didn't even cross my mind what with how fast everything was going by..
Why do you look older? I mean your acne is gone your considerably less stupid looking...
(Robbie) Thanks.. I think Well me and Gideon got locked in the past for 7 years where we lived out our life in order to get back to the present
(Stan) But... Short Stack doesn't look any older
(Gideon) Yes but you forget Stan I am a Wooden Doll (I wish I could make you forget)
(Grenda) HE'S A DOLL?!
(Candy) Ohh most intriguing
(Gideon) Did I just blab it to the rest of these lunatics?
(Pacifica) Uh yeah kinda
(Gideon) Well while i'm spoiling secrets he's a clone created by a magic copier!
(Stan) (Spit Take) What?
(Robbie) I am so going to kill you Poop
(Mabel) Magic Copier?! You mean like the one in Stan's office?
(Robbie) WHAT?!
(Mabel) Yeah it's a Magic Copier that can clone someone except if they get wet they die my brother used it to create clones of himself to impress Wendy once HAHA... I probably shouldn't have said all that out loud
(Robbie) DOH So that's why-..
(Mabel) Huh?
(Robbie) Nothing.. Where did Stan get it?
(Stan) I bought it from a garage sale it was pretty cheap... I bought it along with a bunch of Wax Figures Wax Sherlock Holmes Wax Shakespeare... I kinda miss those guys..
(Mabel) THEY WERE EVIL!
(Stan) Yeah right like i'm gonna believe that..
(Mabel) The Copier could clone human beings.. You might as well believe it!
(Robbie) Kid's got a point... So I wonder how that guy could've.. came across The Magic Copier
(Mabel) Hey if you're a Clone do you melt if I touch you with water or Pitt Cola?
(Robbie) No I uh not anymore..
(Mabel) Why not?
(Robbie) OH LOOK WERE HERE!
(Mabel) Huh? oh The Dump?..
(Robbie) Yeah figured we'd get the rest of them before we head off to the White House..
(Candy) Sir.. why are we heading to the white house?
(Mabel) Because the 8th and a half president of America is taking over!
He's ridiculously silly! and can apparently spread chaos
We were gonna wait 3 days to go so we could lose that Isaac guy but...
Well it's been 3 Days
(Robbie) ...Right
(Ixe) Ah so you arrived
(Gideon) Good to see the monsters didn't find you here...
(Ixe) Well to be honest they did.. But I managed to scare them away
(Manly Dan) AND IT WAS AWESOME!
(Wendy) Yeah.. it was pretty cool
(Ixe) Oh come on.. it's not like i'm actually that tough they're not scared of me they're scared of the grim reaper
which I happen to be the basis for
(Dipper) Whoa Candy Grenda didn't expect to see you here or Pacifica (glares)
(Pacifica) Dipper Pines (glares)
(Mabel) Whoa whoa Dipper we wouldn't have made it if it wasn't for Pacifica we OWE HER alright?
(Dipper) W-what?.. Alright
(Robbie) Hey where's the Big Dude?
(Dipper) Soos like you guys got transported off to different times and we haven't managed to get him back
A friend of mine went to get him but he hasn't come back yet..
(Ixe) Should we not wait for Ivan?
(Robbie) Last I checked Ivan was fine.. Granted that was 7 years ago
Not sure where he is now
(Gideon) Me either.. He disapeared into the shadows
(Dipper) So Mabel you've got Book 3 right?
(Mabel) You betcha (Hands him Book 3)
(Dipper) YES!
(Mabel) Huh?
(Robbie) Well while me and Gideon were back 7 years in the past with Blendin we asked the man currently in possession of the book to write us down a form of spell that can get us there but he told us we'd need all 3 books to do it
(Mabel) But we don't have Book 1
(Dipper) Guess again Sister SHABAM!
(Mabel) AAHH! But how?-
(Dipper) I don't know an old man in a black cloak had it probably a future version since it's supposed to still be with Isaac
(Robbie) Alright 'Genius' Perform the spell or whatever
(Dipper recites the magic words to perform the spell yeah i'm too lazy to come up with the words)
(The Numbers on the books begin to glow but then stop)
(Dipper) W-wha what happened?
(Mabel) What the hay-hay bro-bro why didn't it zap us to the white house?
(Robbie) DOH!
(Dipper) What?
(Robbie) Well.. according to McGucket there's a book 0 that we need
(Dipper) WHAT?! Why didn't you tell me sooner you jerk!
(Robbie) I forgot ok! Look it's fine McGucket probably knows where it is we'll just-
(McGucket) Yes?
(Robbie) ACK! Whe-where did you come from?
(McGucket) Sorry hee-hee did someone say my name?
(Dipper) Yes Robbie said you know where Book 0 is?
(McGucket) Ah yes.. Book 0 is closer than you think
(Manly Dan) Just get on with it old man!
(Grenda) YEAH!
(McGucket) Scrapdoodle you're no fun alright it's in the possession one of these two's best friends!
(Points to Robbie and Wendy)
(Wendy) Wait what?
(Robbie) SAY WHAT?
(Dipper) So does he mean those guys at the convenience store?
(Wendy) I think soo... W-which one?
(McGucket) Now I can't tell you that what fun would that be!
(Mabel) McGucket we've gotta know now! We gotta save the world!
(McGucket) Alright alright i'll tell you but in a riddle
The one who's most overweight!
(All) (Silence)
(Wendy) Pfft Dude that's not a riddle! That's easily Thompson!
(McGucket) Aaww Banjo Polish!
(Dipper) Well.. Let's go to Thompson's house I guess...
And that's it WHAT THE HECK?! Thompson has Book 0? What is this load of crap and what is he even talking about?
Find out next chapter as the gang finally comes all together.