Oh yeah. I'm doing it. Element of Courage Abridged! Here we go!

"Twilight!"

"What?"

"Message from Celestia!"

"Really! What does it say?!"

"Hmm...Twilight, you are of growing age and I believe it's time for you to get a boyfriend."

"Wait, what?"

"Oh no, wait, I was supposed to read this one first. Twilight, it's about time I tell you about the wonderful thing known as se-"

*BITCH SLAP*

"Stop reading the wrong thing! Or else I'll tie you in the basement! Again!"

"Not again! Okay! Um...she says, 'Twilight go make some damn friends so this story can have a friggin' plot!"

"SPIKE! WHAT DID I-oh, she did write that..."

"Sup homies! Name's Pinkie OG Diane Pie! What is you little scrubs doin' in my territory?"

"Sent by the Princess."

"I don't give two flyin' BUCKS what the princess says! You gotta get through ME to get into my hood...Hey, where the buck you goin'?!"

"Oh my god, Spike! It's a teenage boy! What do I do?"

"I dunno...take him to be-"

"BASEMENT!"

"Shutting up!"

"Hey, my name's Sonic. I want you in my lady crew miss."

"Lady crew?"

"Yeah, my sex slave-I mean girlfriends! Wanna join?"

"Um...sure."

"Good, now get into the Pimpmobile!"

"Celestia, you are a crazy bitch!"

"I am NOT! I'm a psychotic, horny, masochistic bitch! Now get up here and don't bother bringing your pants!"

"Hey Sonic?"

"Yes, Rainbow?"

"Can you take off your pants?"

"Why?"

"No real reason, just wanna see how big your-"

"We're going into space!"

"Hey Twilight?"

"Yeah?"

"Please put your bra back on...just because you're in space doesn't mean your boobs'll grow..."

"Chaos Emerald? The hell do those do?"

"Uh, turn you into a Super Saiyan I think...

"Yes!"

"Am I...a Super Saiyan?"

"Holy crap! It's over 9000!"

"What is?"

"The amount of brain cells Zachary lost while writing this!"

"Hey...hey Tails?"

"What?!"

"What do you call a gaming male prostitute?"

"..."

"A Smash Bro!"

"..."

"Those robots look nothing like me..."

"For the sake of the plot, just say they do..."

"SASUKE! YOU'RE COMING BACK TO THE VILLAGE WITH ME! EVEN IF I HAVE TO BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY!"

"As if you could, dobe."

"Oh wait hold on a minute...wrong thing."

"Oh yeah, that was Naruto..."

"Super Epic flashy return in the nick of time. Now, Falcon Punch!"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"Now for the end of story orgy!"

"Sonic, this is rated T."

"Your point?"

"Rating's not high enough."

"Dammit!"

Yeah...my sense of humor is bucked up...anyway, next bonus is a little outing between Tails and Scootalo. Innocent little chapter...unlike this crap.