Dear West,
I don't know if I told you yet, but I finished my awesome song! But I can't actually play an electric guitar yet, so it'll have to wait.
I might have mentioned before that it's not your fault that Russia's keeping me here… turns out that it's actually my fault. I just remembered last night that when I was the awesome Teutonic Knights, I bothered Russia a lot… so part of this might be because of that. He kind of turned the tables on me, huh?
Awesomely yours,
Prussia
P.S. When I get out of here, I'm gonna be like "Auf Wiedersehen, motherfucker."