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38….Artmeis Wise Advise That might be the greatest oxymoron yet.
I was having a dule with Kornos! Yeah. We know. You told us last chapter. He laughed in a mean way an edvansed on me with weponry but I had more weponry, also powers. Nothing increases tension like an over powered hero fighting a one-sided fight against the main antagonist!
"Deathhhhhhhhhh" He yelled angry like a great turtle in Pain. A turtle?! What?! Can turtles even make noise?! Why would one cry "Deathhhhhhhh"?! This makes less sense than Brapple and Gumblick!
"Stuck it" I laughed sarcasticly (exept Im a girl so he couldnt really) Oh, I'm sure the internet has found a way.
"You will suffer nightily" Kornos yelled. No, don't torture her nightly, kill her now and get it over with!
I flipped him off trumpantly "Looser" I said this to make him mad.
Firstly I stabbed him in the left knee an he grabed his lawnmowersythe an swung it fast at my head but I got out of the way with swiftness like a silver deer bonding gracefully (exept more like a wolf cause there hunters you certainly are a female canine) an all quickly I loaded my bow with 6 arrows an I fired it at Kronos, they spedded at his heart to spew blood flow but suddenly he misted away! All the arrows killed the rest of the monsters that were there how goddamn convenient. Again, are these arrows or tiny heat-seeking missles?!, but…..Kornos was gone! (cause he misted away.)
"Come back an fight you cowerd!" I yelled but he did not, his heart was mettled with fear….fear from me, cause now I was a powerful demigods, the prophacy was true when the orcle said "Of demigods the ones on the quest will be teh best" I knew she spoke of me. No shit jackass. Now quit bragging about how you're 'teh best' and start advancing the goddamn plot!
"Too bad Kronos misted away," Said Percy all sensative, "He should be dead now!" You're damn right he should! How long has this poorly choreographed been going on?!
"I will kill him later an there will be no mercy this next time" "Next time"?! When have you ever shown mercy before?! I said all warrier looking.
Suddenly Artmeis shimbered in a sliver lighting ray! "Flavia, I have news for thou" She said. Oh, hey, Artmeis, how you doing? Ya know, there was just a bigass f***ing battle here, WOULD'VE GONE A LOT FASTER IF A GODDAMN GODDESS WAS THERE! INSTEAD I HAD TO SLOG THROUGH A DOUBLE SIZED CHAPTER FOR A BIGASS ANTICLIMAX FIGHT THAT RESOLVED NOTHING!
"Omg, are you done disgusting She'll always be disgusting. it with the other goddesseses to see if Percy can be my bf?" I yelled.
"Yes, we conselled longly. Hera said its not Legal, but Zeus said thou art hot an hot ppl should have the rite to make out with other hot ppl. Screw ugly people though." Artmeis explaned.
I was so happy, for only once in my lifes now I was following the sliver path of happyness an fullfilment. *falsetto* Happiness and fulfillment can only come a man! No woman can be truly happy without a guy in her life! It was like when theres a dark star at the end of the misting fogs of troubles, but this was not to be!
Artmeis hanged her head sadly "Allass, Apherditi got thou final vote sense she art the godess of Love an bfs an stuff, anyway she says thou fightested with her daughters Annabeth an Piper" Go Apherditi! Slap that bitch down!
My heart swulled at this lie, gossup was truely evil an like a many branched root. "Thats another fuking lie" I yelled. Annabeht was bulling me By merely existing?!, I had no chose to fight an it was Self Dafence. I totally drugged her and made her engage in sexual acts, than slandered someone who was, essentially, a rape victim by taking a video of said rape and posting it on YouTube, then BLACKMAILED HER OUT OF HER PRIZED POSSESSION TO STOP SAID SLANDER OUT OF SELF DEFENSE.
FUCK.
YOU.
UNCENSORED!
"I know right, there stupid preppy blonds, there thoughts are like rabbits fleeting from a wolf, thou are the wolf" Artmeis said wisely.
Suddenly the wisdom of Artemis wispered into my ears an I knew she was right, I was teh wolf.
What was that quote from American Sniper? Oh, yeah.
"Most citizen are kind, decent people who are not capable of hurting each other. These are the sheep.
Then there are the wolves, and the wolves feed on the sheep without mercy.
Then there are sheepdogs, and I'm a sheepdog. I live to protect the flock and confront the wolf."
If these innocent canon characters are the sheep (well, rabbit), and Flavia's the wolf, what does that make me? The goddamn sheepdog. Or, maybe I'm the killer rabbit. Either way, I'm taking you down. Come at me, bitch!