MEMOS
Wow, I surprised myself today.
Oh, really?
Yes.
How so?
I found someone who is more annoying than you.
Oooh, pray tell, who is it?
Sirius Bloody Black.
I didn't know his middle name was 'Bloody'. Besides, I already knew that he was more annoying; no contest really.
His middle name isn't 'Bloody'!
Why did you say it then?
Never mind.
So, back to the story, how did young Mr Black make you decide this?
Have you seen him recently?
Yeeees, we were at Headquarters last night. Is your memory finally deteriorating?
You wish, old man! Anyway, every time I'm in my Animagus form around him, he starts sneezing and pretending that he's allergic to cats.
Makes a change from him chasing you.
Oh no you did not!!
Sacré bleu!
Run… fast…
I'm one step ahead of you. You'll never find me now! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Are you in the Staff Room?
How did you – I mean – NOOO!
Big mistake, beardy. Ready or not, here I come!
AAAAARGH!!!