"Welcome to Win A Date With Cinderpelt 2! Today's contestants are Sunstar, Stonepelt, and Shellheart, and the winner will take Cinderpelt to Cat&Body Works! It's Random Day again!"

"Wait, hold on-I have to go with one of them?" Cinderpelt asked, shocked.

"Yup!"

Oh, come on! We're not that old!" Stonepelt scoffed.

"What, young lady?" Shellheart asked, hopefully to Cinderpelt and not Stonepelt, cupping his paw around his ear.

"Never mind. First question: Can you eat a vacuum cleaner?"

"YEAH!" Lionblaze yowled from the audience.

"What?" Shellheart asked.

"I have sense! Why would I do that?" Sunstar asked.

"Well, you apparently didn't have enough sense to give Tigerstar another mentor," Cinderpelt pointed out.

"I didn't think that would happen!"

"Yeah. Sure."

Sunstar grumbled to himself. For some reason, it was about apple pie.

Stonepelt shook his head. "Uh, no."

"Stonepelt gets a point because I don't want to date an old oldie. I'll only have to date an oldie. Say, I just noticed that all of your named start with an 'S'. Next question: DID YOU KNOW THAT CASHEWS COME FROM A FRUIT?!"

"What?" Shellheart asked.

"I have the sense it takes to say a straightforward no," Sunstar meowed.

"Er, no you don't," Cinderpelt reminded him.

He snarled at her and started mumbling about apple pies again. Maybe he was hungry?

"Um, no, I guess I didn't," Stonepelt shrugged.

"Stonepelt gets another point."

"Stonepelt has two points."

"Last question: Are your pants the most important thing in the world to you?"

"What?"

"No, because I have sense."

"No."

"Stonepelt gets a point, and he wins. At least he's not too old."