Mathilda
1. Ask her if she knows Peter Pan.
2. Make fun of her for having Mariah as a style icon. 'EW! Pink hair is so last year!'
3. Tell her to gain some goddamn weight and grow an inch or two. It's like a female version of Joseph...
4. Beybattle her once she's learned not to cheat.
5. And cheat yourself. 'That's how it feels, bitch!'
6. Buy her a new voicebox.
7. Then try to put it in yourself.
8. Point out how when she launches her attack, she grows wings. When her bitbeast is a hedgehog. 'There's something wrong there....'
9. Accuse her of stealing another person's style; Tai Kamea of Digimon. 'He did the goggle thing first!'
10. Call her a pussy. We all know she doesn't have any confidence.
11. Then call her emo and that she should go cut her wrists. 'There. The pink hair's a nice ironic touch.'
12. Pit she and Mariah in a style battle. Bet on the winner. 'I'm betting on Mariah, cause she's got bigger jugs!'
13. Tell her team to ignore her for a week, and watch as she goes totally mental from realization that they can't always baby her.
14. Lock Mathilda in a room with Barthez. (Warning; Results may vary.)
15. Say she reminds you of someone.... Hm... Who was it?? Oh yeah!!!! Dora the Explorer!
16. Spread a rumor that when she's off-camera, she's in a room by herself snorting a lil of her 'pixie dust.'
17. Compare her to a mouse. You won't find many differences.
18. Set she and Max up on a blind date. But make sure Max's current girlfriend comes along for the ride.
19. Ask her age. 'GodDAMMIT, how old are you anyway?!'
20. Don't wait for an answer. Just fill out a kindergarten application.