Hey guys! So, I hope you all have your helmets ready! That satellite can come down everywhere! =D
186. Become paranoid
They literally had to drag America out of the secret bunker in his basement to the world meeting but not before he grabbed protective gear such as his army helmet. He wasn't sure of his odds in the satellite unlucky lottery but he wasn't going to take his chances. Russia took advantage of this paranoia by slamming doors or dropping down his briefcase or stack of papers and watch as America would leap out of his chair and under the desk for cover.
"DAMMIT RUSSIA. THIS IS SERIOUS!"
"No, you are just being amusing, comrade."
"I AM NOT YOUR COMRADE."
187. Have some family bonding
Germany was chilling in his boat for his mandatory vacation when he heard music blasting in the distance. When he drove the boat closer, he couldn't believe what he found…and kind of wished he hadn't seen it in the first place.
"IN THE NAVY~ OH YOU CAN SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS; IN THE NAVY~"
England, America, Sealand, and someone else who he couldn't recognize ("My name is Canada!") were all dressed up in sailor suits and singing and dancing on the old fort Sealand called home while performing choreography and singing.
He promptly turned his boat around and headed back toward his land where things were somewhat normal…but not before getting a minute or two of evidence for blackmail later when he wanted them to shut the hell up.
188. Get an unusual group together
It started out pretty awkward when Austria, Japan, and Turkey got locked in a room and had no way of getting out as well as the cell phones getting no service.
When staff found them 2 days later, they were singing to 'Istanbul' while Austria played his violin to it.
189. Not question anything
Going down the hallways, America spotted a nation in a gorilla costume chasing another nation in a banana suit, a conga line coming out of the elevator, England in a tropical outfit suggestively swaying his hips, Italy laying in a giant bowl of pasta while eating it, Prussia in a giant chicken costume while covered in baby chicks, Romano naked while furiously trying to kill Spain who was in a matador costume while France (also nude) was chasing after both of them.
He just kept right on going and decided questioning the state of the world was not a logical thing to do when you're on your way to buy 5 burgers, 2 large drinks, and 4 orders of fries.
190. Conduct a puppet show
Honestly, trying to run a meeting using puppets to deliver solutions to the world was going WAY better than a normal meeting so Germany sighed and allowed the llama wearing a cape talking about how they could prevent global warming and not use nuclear weapons.
"Mein got, sometimes it's just not worth it…"
A majority of these (187 and 188) were inspired by Craig Ferguson. And 'Istanbul' is such a damn catchy song. XDDD 189 is just…I can't even explain it. XD 190 is from my dad (who works at a college) who is planning on conducting a meeting in the future using puppets. What's funny is that the Dean is all for it. XD