Theme song: Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Seseme and Street,
How to get to Seseme and - record scratches
Stage hand: wrong song. jus start the show
Harry: Hello Harry Potter here and welcome 2 Hoggywarts. Id like to tell you what todays letter is but I am really fucked up. Hey Ron, do you know what todays letter is?
Ron: Todays letter is... Joint...
Herm: Ahhh Ron, joint is not a letter
Ron: Sorry kids. Todays letter is ... three...
Harry: Three is a number
Ron: Exactly, the number 3, which is how many joints ive smoked today. Hermi, are you with me??
Herm: O god, Im stoned
Harry: Me too.
they all laugh hysterical, kinda psycotic like 2
Dumby: Children, Children!! Show go on.
Harry: Thank you Proffessor. Ummmm how bout we say our ABC's Ron
Ron: Ok. A, B
Harry: C, D
Herm: E, F, R
Ron: G
Harry: Q
Herm: K, C
Ron: R, uuuh F
Harry: C
Herm: I forgot what we were doing Hairy
Harry: Did u jus call me Hairy??
Ron: Yes she did
Harry: Hairy, Hairy Pothead
All laugh hysterically
Ron: Ok thats all the time we have today. Goodbye kids
Herm: Todays show was brought to you by the letter ummmm
Harry: ...bong...
Herm: And the number ...
Ron: f... u. The number f... u
they all laugh hysterically again
Harry: Bye bye kids.
Harry theme song plays