I dragged the twins into my room, tossing them onto my bed, and slamming the door behind me. Oh I was going to have some fun with them tonight! Oh so much fun! After the twins rudely interrupted my date with Kyoya. I literally grabbed them by their throats and dragged them all the way home; Kyoya looked just a pissed as I did. Him being the butt hole he is though; he really didn't show it. Oh how you could feel it though! Damn he was mad!

"We're sorry Chiryoka, we where just curious! Don't kill us!" The twins pleaded.

I shadowed over the twins with an evil grin. "Oh? Why would I want to kill you off so early? When I could have fun!-" The twins watched in horror as I pulled out my Scalesaur glasses. "I love chasing people and hearing them scream for mercy! Now how well do you know your house?-" I put the glasses on and instantly became Scalesaur. "- Scalesaur loves a challenge." The twins looked at one another then back at me, before screaming and pushing past me for the door. They flung it open, running out like they were going to die. Which they are! I slipped on my dinosaur cape and hat. For last I approached my cane; smiling evilly. Evil Justice must be served… I grabbed my cane, resting it on my shoulders. Now where could they have run off too?

Hikaru and Kaoru stopped behind a corner; trying to catch their breath. The managed to run down stairs and to the end of the corridor. There mother was sleeping on the top floor and the last thing they wanted was for her to wake up. If she woke up… oh god!

"Do you think we lost her?" Hikaru asked. Kaoru peeked over the corner, sighing with relief.

"I think so." All of a sudden they heard something moving above them. They slowly raised their heads to look. Above them was Chiryoka, grinning like a mad man.

"Found you." She hissed, throwing the cane with lighting speed. It stabbed the wall right between the twin's heads; their faces went pale. She's going to kill us! They thought and took off running again. Chiryoka jumped down landing at the end of her cane. She watched the twins take off down the corridor and chuckled to herself. I truly love a chase! Perhaps I should make them beg for their lives as well?! Chiryoka jumped back up; disappearing into the darkness.

The twins ended up running down some more stairs; thinking on how they were going to live through the night! Was Chiryoka serious about killing them? Or was this all just another game and nothing more?! Honestly the twins would love nothing more than to go to bed! Hikaru tripped dramatically, Kaoru turned quickly to help his brother, but it was too late. Chiryoka was already on top of him, pinning his down with her cane.

"How sad. Looks like you're the first to go. "Chiryoka laughed under her breath. She pinned the cane against Hikaru's throat. Suddenly Kaoru tackled Chiryoka; making her fall down away from Hikaru. Kaoru helped Hikaru up and they looked at Chiryoka, before running downstairs to the kitchen. Chiryoka regained her feet; wiping away any dust. She fixed her hat and grinned. It seems I'm going to need back up for this chase… Chiryoka placed her fingers near her lips and let out an extremely loud whistle. The twins heard it all the way from the kitchen; they were holding there ears.

"Pray to god that didn't wake, mother." The twins whispered.

Chiryoka stood there patently; tapping her foot. After about three of four minutes, Neko came walking down the hall. You could see the sleep in his eyes and he swinging his tail in annoyance. His long hair was a knotted mess and his ears where incredibly poofy. He stopped in front of Chiryoka, growling at her appearance. How could he forget that outfit… hell he hates that outfit!

"What do you want!? It's freakin late and you just got out of the hospital! What are you doing up!?" Neko hissed. I pressed my finger against his lips violently; not letting my grin slip.

"Not now lower member of Evil Justice. We are after the enemy and they are being persistent. They fled down stairs most likely to the kitchen or bathroom; since all retards go there first. You will follow me until the enemy is caught!" Chiryoka snickered. Neko faced palm; not believing what he was hearing. His stupid human master woke him up at who knows when to chase some person around! If she didn't just get out of the hospital, Neko swore he would have scratched her up! "I can't have you following me looking like that though… hold on!" Chiryoka jumped into the shadows; leaving Neko there fuming with anger. He sworn one day he was going to make that stupid master learn who is boss!


The twins sat on the counters; eating small oranges. Still the though that Chiryoka could be anywhere waiting for them to come out. They blocked the door with one of the kitchen shelves. Hikaru fondled with his orange slice; thinking if it was a good idea to sit here and wait to be found. Kaoru looked out the kitchen window at the stars. He couldn't help, but think about Chiryoka and how they found her swimming with Kyoya.

"Hey, Hikaru… Do you really think Kyoya likes Chiryoka?" Kaoru asked. Hikaru shot out of his own thoughts and looked at the orange with a frown.

"They did go on a date and Kyoya never goes on dates…" Hikaru said.

"I don't think he's ever gone on a date before." Kaoru said.

"Maybe he just did that because she was injured." Hikaru said, trying to sound happier.

"Not likey… they went swimming…."

"Naked…" They both frowned. Kaoru looked at Hikaru and couldn't help, but frown more. He knew his brother's feelings and Kaoru always looked at after his twin. Hikaru was more hot-headed and immature than himself.

"What about Haruhi?" Kaoru asked.

Hikaru slumped up into a ball; sitting down his orange. He no longer felt hungry and now he was thinking about Kyoya's date with Chiryoka. He didn't understand why this made him upset? Normally he wouldn't have cared and they would have ruined there date.


Chiryoka reappeared from the darkness; Neko was sitting on the soft carpet, swinging his tail quite harshly. She was holding a dark green hoodie and gloves.

"What's with the gloves?! I have claws you know!" Neko hissed. Chiryoka threw the clothes on top of Neko; ignoring his rude words.

"Now that you have clothes to wear, we can hunt down those miserable traitors and make them slowly suffer… I shall make them have three butt cracks!" I snickered to myself, swinging my cane side to side. Neko would have loved to yell at the stupid blonde, but he wanted to sleep even more, but for that to happen he would have to get this over with… Neko slipped on the hoodie and retracted his claws so he could put on the gloves. His hair was in the way, because the hood kept pushing it near his face, so he tucked most of his hair in his hood and his ears. "Shall we go, little brat?" Neko twitched at her words and nodded.

"I'm gonna kill you…" Neko mumbled.

Chiryoka grabbed Neko's tail, running down the hallway with quick speed, but was silent as a mouse. So many dirty and violent thoughts I could do to those traitors! I could shove the biggest dong up there butts and make them move back on one another! Oh such good dirty thoughts! Chiryoka snickered. Neko could sense Chiryoka thinking about something wrong. God he wanted to die… Chiryoka stopped suddenly; making Neko fly into the kitchen door with a loud thunk! He slowly got off the floor, twitching his ears like mad.

"Forget gonna… I'm going! To kill you!" Neko grumbled.

"No time to waist we must advance on!" Chiryoka whispered, grabbing Neko's hood, making him stand. Chiryoka pressed her ear against the door, trying to listen on the twin's conversation; if they were even in there. She didn't hear any voices. Chiryoka was about to leave, but she heard a loud sigh. The biggest grin spread a crossed her face.

"Hikaru, it's been a while. Do you think she gave up and forgave us?" Kaoru asked, jumping off the counter.

"Chiryoka would never give up that easily." Hikaru gasped, surprised his brother even asked. Kaoru rubbed the back of his head, laughing alil.

"Sorry for asking." He said. Hikaru hopped off the counter, throwing away his orange in the process, but he didn't hear it hit the trash can. Hikaru looked over… Chiryoka was standing near the trash can; the orange stabbed in the middle by her cane. Kaoru noticed his brother's sudden silence and looked at him. Kaoru saw his brother looking at something with horror; he slowly followed his brother's gaze and was met face to face with Neko. Kaoru shot back, hitting his head on the counter in the process.

"Kaoru!" Hikaru gasped, rushing to his brother to help him. Kaoru rubbed his head gently; not leaving eye contact with Neko. Chiryoka walked to Neko's side; wearing that horrible grin.

"How did you get in here?" Kaoru asked.

Chiryoka leaned on her cane, laughing for a minute, before answering. "You forgot the back door." She pointed to the side of the room. The twins faced palmed each other, just to think they were going to be the cause of their deaths. Chiryoka walked in front of the two twins, leaning Hikaru's face up with her cane. She looked him in the eyes, but he pulled away violently.

"A fighter, huh? Well they don't last long with me." Chiryoka said, raising her cane ready to stab Hikaru Kaoru's eyes widen in fear when Chiryoka's cane came down. He shut his eyes in terror; hugging his brother tight. However, nothing happened..? Kaoru opened his eyes and saw Chiryoka was stabbed in the air with a fork. She pulled it out quickly; letting out a painful grunt. Neko shot his attention to the backdoor; hissing loudly. Standing there with grace was none other than Sebastian. He was holding forks between his fingers.

"Now now Scalesaur, no need to hurt someone." Sebastian smiled. Chiryoka shot a glare at Sebastian, before going back to her usual smirk. She tossed the fork at the ground; only a little bit of blood escaping her arm.

"Why look it's the Butler. Have you come to stop me?" Chiryoka chuckled. Sebastian got another fork ready to fire.

"In a calm manner, yes I am." He said politely. Chiryoka jumped onto the counter; striking a pose with her cane. She pulled her hat down to make her look more mysterious.

"Calm doesn't mix well with Evil Justice!" Chiryoka jumped forward. Instantly Sebastian touched Chiryoka's neck; knocking her out cold. Sebastian caught the limp girl bridal style.

"That escalated quickly…" Neko sighed. The twins had to requester what happened, before they could even speak. Was it really that easy to get rid of Chiryoka in her Cosplay mood! Really!? Next time there getting Sebastian… Neko slumped past the group of retards; walking out the door.

"I'm going to bed…" He mumbled. The twins slowly approached Sebastian.

"Is she really past out?" The asked, poking her arm. Chiryoka twitched and the shot back in alarm. Sebastian let out a chuckle.

"I assure you, young masters. She is completely knocked out. Shall I escort you two to your room?" Sebastian asked. The twins shook there heads. It's not like they were little kids or anything?! They were completely able to go to there room by themselves. Thank god Chiryoka was knocked out or they would have feared she would have popped out of no where and tried to rape them with a broom… She's tried before…

"No thanks, Sebastian. We'll fine." The said, waving there hands nervously. Sebastian bowed and opened the door with his hip for the twins.

"I'll put Chiryoka back into bed. Good night." Sebastian said. The twins walked out quickly and took off for their room. Fearing Chiryoka was actually faking it and she was waiting for the right moment to torture them. Sebastian could only silently laugh at the young masters. Were they really scared of this little girl? She didn't seem very scary, but he did hear from the head master, the twin's mother, that she got into a fight and was put into the hospital. Sebastian silently walked into Chiryoka's room, laying her down on her bed. He tucked her hand, as soon as the sheet touched her face; she grabbed it violently and turning over to curl into a ball. Sebastian noticed Neko was curled into a ball at the end of the bed; thinking of being nice to the rude cat robot. He pulled out a blanket from the cabinet and placed it over Neko.

Neko let out a small purr as he did so; making Sebastian smile. The little robot may be rude, but he was so adorable. Sebastian checked one last time over his shoulder, before leaving the room.


I shot up in a flash; sending my glasses flying off my face and hitting Neko on the head. His ears twitched and he slowly turned his head at me; his eyes showing nothing, but death.

"I'm going to claw your eyes out." He whispered. I stuck my tongue out at him. He showed me his fangs and claws.

"Sorry!" I squeaked, jumping out of bed. I'm still scared of my own cat robot; the world may never know.

"Thought so, stupid human." Neko said, curling into a tighter ball, falling back asleep. One day I shall make a robot skin rug..! And hang it on his grave! Oh wait I'm sorry, how about dirt ground so no one remembers you! I moved my leg and felt nothing, but sweat. Dammit… I rushed to my clothes and saw I had only my uniform… great… No bra…. No underwear… Just a sweet old uniform. What happened to all my clothes? Or should I say under garments. From my bed I swear I heard the smallest kitty giggle. I grabbed my uniform; frowning from my misfortune. I threw off my Cosplay and slipped on my dress; fixing my chest so my breasts were comfortable. Who am I kidding! I can tell my boobs are popping out! But you know what this means… Tamaki here I come! I ran straight out of my room, but bumped into someone.

"Ow… stupid person… Bumping…rape… tonight." I looked up and saw Sebastian offering me his hand.

"You must be more careful, Chiryoka. You may end up running straight off the stairs." Sebastian said. I took his hand; he helped me up and instantly noticed something. I tilted my head in confusion. What the hell is he staring at?! My beautiful, freshly covered sweaty dress?! That must be it!

"What?" I asked. He looked away hesitantly; waving his hand in apologies.

"Nothing Miss, now are you ready for school? The young masters are eating breakfast as we speak." Sebastian said.

"There's school today?!" I gasped. Well I guess that's a good thing, since now I can rape Tamaki today and make him lick my sweet pointy milky's. Sebastian nodded, his eyes going back to what they were looking at before. I looked down, trying to see what he was eyeing at, but with no luck. "What are you looking at?!" I jumped up, angrily. Sebastian looked away instantly; a slight blush to his cheeks.

"Shall I escort you to breakfast?" Sebastian asked.

I shrugged my shoulders. "Sure why not."


I busted through the doors with my chest glory bouncing everywhere. The twins looked up from their fancy eggs; there mouths shot open; their food making there way back to the plates. Even the maid stopped what she was doing to look at me; a slight blush to her pale cheeks.

"Good morning, butt holes! Didn't even bother to wake me up for breakfast!" I growled, sitting across from them; crossing my arms. The twins kept staring at me blankly. "Hello?" I waved a hand in front of them. We heard someone open the door and come in. I looked up to see the twin's mother walked to the front of the table; she was holding a newspaper. The maid managed to pull her eyes away from me, so she could pull a chair out for the twin's mother. She sat down without taking her eyes off the paper. A butler quickly brought out some waffles, but almost tripped when he noticed me. What is with everyone today?

"Boys, be polite or they'll poke you." Mother said, still keeping her eyes on the paper. The twins looked away instantly. Going back to their eggs; blushing. The butler finished sitting down Mother's food and he looked at me before heading back into the kitchen.

"I would like to use those as knifes." He said, going into the kitchen. What did he mean by that? Most likely my hotness! I could cut anything with my beauty! Including Tamaki's V-card! It suddenly hit me… I didn't get my food! I pounded my fist on the table; fume coming out of my nose.

"Where's my-" Mother interrupted me by sliding her food to my side.

"Here I'm not hungry." She said, flipping a page of the paper. I didn't even have to say a word; my face was already in the plate. When I finished; I had syrup all over my face. The twins were already leaving the dining room to head to school… With out me! I'm going to make them pay! I rushed up to join them, they didn't even wait; it was like they were avoiding me. Mother looked up from her newspaper with a nose bleed.

"She's defiantly cosplaying as a school girl…" She whispered, before wiping her nose with a tissue.


Chiryoka: Tamaki here I come for you! And we shall make sweet love together!

Hikaru&Kaoru: So... much... poke...

Chiryoka: I'm gonna feel poke today ;) down there!