Sorry for the wait, North Carolina! I went to see X-Men, and believe me! It's freaking awesome! Everyone who can see it, see it! It's totally worth it!
Papa,
Yeah, we are pretty awesome aren't we? But I do believe a certain southern
state is the most awesome. You're welcome papa!
I don't think I would want the rain to follow me like a puppy. When a puppy
follows you home it never leaves. Maybe if the rain were more like a cat. Not
always there but it shows up often.
Ok, I'm sending you this pictures with this letter. They're so cute! Chocobo
is always chirping and Popple just sits on him to shut him up.
Don't think of the bubblewrap as annoying. I like to think of it as an
unnappreciated instrument...or something to make people want to eat
popcorn...or cheap therapy. It's a versatile object!
Nellsikins
p.s. I think I'll line my floors with bubblewrap when you visit. :p
Nellsikins,
Of course you're all awesome! You're the kids of the Hero! That makes you all instantly awesome! And your right! Florida is totally the most awesome! Lol, jk, N.C.!
It can't be like a cat, Nellsikins! Cats don't like water! But maybe if you ask nice, the rain'll only come every once in a while, so you don't flood! Oh man, the Midwest kids have been complaining for DAYS about the flooding. It's hilarious, actually. A little rain isn't gonna kill their plants. They need to just chill! It's not like the Hero can do anything about the weather. Even I know not to mess with Mother freaking Nature.
Oh man, that's so cute~~ It's like, instant-fatal diabetes sweet, Nellsikins! Why didn't you send me a picture of that?
It's only fun when you're annoying Iggy with it! When you're popping them so close to the Hero's ear it gives him a headache! And why would people want to eat popcorn after hearing bubble-wrap? I don't get it. You're so weird, Nellsikins.
Alfred "Confused" Jones
P.S. You do that and I'll pull a Boston Tea Party with your Pepsi.
XD I hope you understood the P.S. thing, since the birthplace of Pepsi was in North Carolina. But I would never do that, I absolutely adore Pepsi! Everyone, please write to me! I know I've been a bit slow today, especially with the lack of spaces, but I'll do my best to be on time from now on!