... What?
Oh, so you expect me to post a chapter every single day? Well, I'm sorry I hate this story so much. I'm sorry everyone around me hates me. I'm sorry my teachers are trying to make me fail school. I'm sorry the principle doesn't come out of his office. I'm sorry there wasn't any Thanksgiving special... No, seriously I'm sorry. I just didn't know what to do for a Thanksgiving special... Having everyone turning into a turkey? Turkey Grimm? That just sounds dumb. Anyways I have a Christmas special so don't worry. It's going to involve the beach... And snow... And a yeti...
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WHY ARE YOU GUYS STILL READING THIS CRINGY STORY?!
Last time on Team RWBYS: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-"
This time on Team RWBYS: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-"
Next time on Team RWBYS: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-" Enjoy... Yeah, I don't know what to do anymore. Because I have been watching anime and they were doing this so I thought... Hey, why not make a small recap for you guys... What? You, don't think that's a recap? Well, you have no imagination!
Back on topic now. As you can tell from last time; I'm in a pinch... A really big pinch. I have Maki haters on my tail trying to brutally send me home. But I'm not going down without a... Ok, I meant I am not going down at all.
I will win this Vytal Tournament no matter the cost. Even if these Maki haters start shit talking about Weiss. You know, 2D waifus are better than a real wife. I mean, look at them! Compare your girlfriend, you probably pay twenty dollars a week and feed them three meals a day.
Then compare to your wife... Yeah! So different. Number one 2D wife does not complain, do not whine, do not need to eat, do not reject anything, and best of all they have no depth. I know... You're crazy for paying your girlfriend twenty dollars. It's five dollars a week.
What are we guys? Some kind of money giving, no girlfriend, lonely gamer... NO NO NO! DON'T GO! I JUST WANNA BE LOVED!
*BEEP! *
"He's actually putting up a good fight," Ruby comments and continues munching on her popcorns.
"But can he get himself out of this?" Blake asks.
"If he tries to run into the trees, the sniper will stop him and then more people will block his path. Even then he needs to fight through two lines of hunters that will stop him. Even if he does get out, it's not like he is safe. They will pursue him not giving up until Soichi is eliminated." Yang comments and she turns around looking at her team. They suddenly turned silent.
"Yang..." Weiss says, holding up a cross.
"What have you done with Yang?" Blake asks cringing away from the blonde.
"Be gone, Devil! Free my sister!" Ruby shout.
"What are you guys saying?!" Yang shouts at her team.
"You're not Yang! She's not this smart!" Blake exclaims, causing the blonde to growl.
I crash my buster sword against shield person's shield. Then I jump back before the sniper's bullet could get me. I quickly jump away from my landing place; soon the ground was met with a barrage of bullets. Then I put the flat of my sword in front of me to block a laser from the beam sniper.
"I got you!" 'Hot as shit' girl yells. I punch her in the face the moment I heard her. "Ow! That's such a dick move!"
"Hint! Don't ever yell out anything before you attack someone!" I give her advice. Then I crash my blade with another hunter, the 'hot as shit' girl quickly gets up to pierce me from behind. I have done this before, so I step on the person's toe, making his grip on the sword weaken. Enough for me to push him down, then I turn around and punch the girl in the face again.
"Ow! You're such an asshole! You'll never get a girlfriend now." She yells at me holding her nose in pain. Yeah... Too late for that. I turn to the drone in the sky and I give a thumbs up. Weiss knows I was directing this to her. Because of my foolish actions the two snipers landed a hit on me. I collapse and kneel on the ground.
Have you ever got shot in the face before? I did... Like ten times during my entire life, it hurts alright. I command my Funnels to rise and attack my opponents. Trying to distract them so I can gather my thoughts. One by one, my Funnels are shot down.
"Hey! Assholes! These things aren't cheap to make, you know!" I shout at them. I grab the variety of bombs attach to my back. I look at them and I have a plan.
I stood up and detach the power cable from the destroyed Funnels. "Hey, assholes!" I shout at them. Then I pick up a smoke grenade. "Prepare! For my special move, attack!" I shout at them. Then I look at the ground, I pull the pin from the grenade and I whip it at the ground below me.
Once it touches the ground, it exploded sending out a blinding white light.
"Ah! FUCK!" I fell to the ground holding my eyes in pain. "Shit! Fuck! Why don't they label the grenades!" I shout as I roll around in pain. My eyes hurt so much, it's like staring at the sun for eight hours. They really should label the grenades... Good thing my opponents were blind as well. But I was probably the blindest.
I get up and pry my eyes open. Then I look at the last grenade in my hand. "Maybe it's this?" I ask then I pull the pin and I set it on the ground. The grenade didn't explode until I got up to it and pick it up. "A false grenade? GOD DAMN IT! Q!" I shout and then the grenade lets out a loud high pitch sound.
I drop the grenade and I collapse onto the ground holding my ears in pain. "I HATE YOU! Q!" I shout but no one can hear me. After a good minute, the sound grenade stops making loud high pitch noise.
"Are you an idiot!?" The 'cute' girl asks me.
"Not my fault! The Schnee Dust Company needs to label their products. Like how am I suppose to know that was a sound grenade if they never-" I stop my sentence as the sniper fire another bullet at my head. I press the hologram button on my left wrist and I get up one more time.
The beam sniper fires a shot at me and I block it with my sword. I charge at them, causing the shield guy to raise his shield to protect his allies. I use my free hand to grab his shield and I use my suit's strength to help me remove the shield from his hands. His eyes are full of shock as I fire a laser at him. I then disconnect the last Funnel.
The Baryonic Decays aren't producing enough energy for me to continuously use the Funnels. My sword is also at its limit, the problem with me stressing out my sword is still there. Only the crystal has enough durability to withstand each of my swings. But if I switch weapons now it'll be a problem, I won't be able to defend myself as easily.
But if I switch weapons now it'll be a problem, I won't be able to defend myself as easily.
"You should give up right now. You're outnumbered and you don't have enough Aura to defeat each of us." One of the huntresses tells me. I smirk at her as I brandish my buster sword.
"I'm not giving up until the bitter end," I tell them. They continue their assault on me. I fight for another two minute with high hopes. Then a miracle happens... Will not a miracle. One of the hunter tries to attack me as his friend has me locked down.
"Look up," I tell him, but he did not heed my warning. My spare weapon crashes into him. The person in front of me is surprised and I kick him making him step backward. Then I slice him making him fall down. I rush over to my weapon; then I open my buster sword up revealing the crystal swords.
I grab both of the swords and I toss the empty buster sword away. I then insert it into the rocket, the rocket opens up for me to insert the sword. Then I put my hand inside of it and I grab my sword mace.
"Get this thing off of me!" The Hunter under my rocket says.
"Nah," I told him and I left him there. Struggling... Trying to not be crushed under the weight of my weapon's shell... That weighs the same as a medium size airplane... Which is why I need the Baryonic Decays! If I, didn't I would have been crushed by my sword as well.
What? Are you telling me to free the person before his lungs collapse? You're really an idiot, aren't you? If I did, he would have attacked me and shit happen again. Use your brain man... Your brain... Well, aren't you a clever devil?
I dash forward and then I smash my sword mace into the shield guy's shield. "Heads up!" I yell at him. Then I release my sword from the shield and then I jump away from him. The sniper's bullet hits the shield, causing the shield guy to flinch. "Amateurs," I yell as I slice shield guy's back.
I quickly turn around to block an attack from 'I don't know why we are doing this' girl. The gunners circle around us and aim at my back. "Amateurs." As soon as they pull their triggers I jump to the side. Causing them to hit their own ally.
"Hey! You missed me!" I shout and then I run towards an opening they made. Then I smash my face against a transparent blue wall that appeared suddenly. I quickly wrap myself with my long coat. Bullets rapidly collide with the anti-penetration long coat.
I look around myself, and I realize I'm in a notably bad position. There's this invisible wall in front of me and people taking turns shooting at me. Then a miracle happens. Someone came to my rescue.
I heard moaning and groaning along with metals clashing. I turn around to catch a blur of red and bronze speed past me and then stops in front of me again.
"Hello!" Pyrrha greets me.
"Pyrrha! Why are you here?" I asked the warrior as she offers me a hand.
"Well... I was walking and then this giant blue wall appears in front of me. So I walk the other direction and I found you in this state." Pyrrha explains.
"You didn't need to help me. Isn't it better to leave me? It'll make winning the Vytal Festival easy." I tell the huntress and she laughs.
"We're friends. Besides, I want to take you down myself." Pyrrha says and I grin at her. She throws her shield Akoúo̱ at one of the gunners that try to take aim at us. "Shall we clean up?"
"Yeah!" I open my sword, mace and then I grab my main weapon.
"How's your Aura?" Pyrrha asks me and I check my scroll.
"Oh! Uh... Eighteen percent... We got this." I reassure the huntress.
"Alright, I'll take eight on the right and you'll take the other eight on the left."
"Fuck you! I'll take the nine on the left." I tell Pyrrha.
"That's the spirit!" Pyrrha exclaims as she transforms Miló into javelin form. I dash forward, I didn't need to worry about the sniper because this barrier keeps things from coming in and going out.
I spin like a Beyblade while swinging my sword, then I kick one of my challengers down. I duck down, avoiding a swing by another foe. Then I strike his stomach with my elbow. Using my elbow I made him bend over and set his chest over my back; then I flip him over myself as I got up.
Pyrrha is using her Captain America bullshit-ness swinging her sword and tossing her shield that always comes back to her no matter what. Even if that shield is in the North Pole it'll come back to her. Like a whining kid will come back to the bitch ass mother.
... I MISS MY MOM!
Anyways, forget what I just said. The fight continues for a while; it's much easier now. The snipers are out of the picture I only have five people to deal with now. But my Aura is at sixteen percent now. Pyrrha is still strong and Pyrrha-y than ever...
I press my trigger and summon the plasma to extend my sword's reach and I slice two of my adversaries. Then I throw both of my swords up into the air, I backflip evading the bullets. I catch my sword that is in its gun mode now. I have the guns sideways with my left hand extended out and my right hand a little closer to my chest.
"Drive by!" I shout as I run and fire multiple laser beams at the gunner that was shooting at me. I know what you're saying... What the fuck am I doing? I don't know, but I sure do know I offended a lot of people.
The blue dome around us disappears when I shot one of the gunners that wielded a tesla cannon. My eyes widen and I dive to avoid fire from the sniper. The sniper didn't fire, though. This causes me to be surprised, but it is a big mistake.
"I got you!" the 'I don't know why we are doing this' girl shouts ready to bring her copy of Squall's gun-blade which she probably got for ten bucks at the Otaku shop. BUT IT'LL KNOCK MY AURA BELOW FIFTEEN PERCENT! That's when a white cloud hits the 'I don't know why we are doing this' girl knocking her away from me.
I turn around and I see Mercury with his right leg in the air parallel to the ground. I gasp. "Yo." He greets me.
"SILVER BUDDY!" I shout. Mercury puts his right leg down and looks at me as if I was insane.
"Um... What?"
"We're matching buddies! We both have something related to gray." I said then I give him a huge smile.
"I don't think that's how it works," Pyrrha tells me.
"Shut up! No outsiders allow!" I pull out a sign from my magical butt pocket. The sign has big, bold letters saying "Boys Only!" Then the bell rings and the BullHead drops down.
"That's all folks! We are down to the last sixteen teams!" I hear Professor Port's voice.
"Wait, what?" I forgot to keep count on how many were left.
"Mercury took down the last team," Pyrrha tells me.
It took me a while to figure it out, but then a smile hit me in the face. "YYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
-YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Ruby shouts out. I jump off my BullHead and run towards my team.
"We made it past the Battle Royal!" I shout as well. Weiss resists trying to tackle me, but Yang still gives me my daily headlock.
"Geez! You made us worry!" Yang says, choking me as hard as she could. I feel like my eyes would come out of their sockets at any moment before Blake lightly chops Yang's head. Yang releases me and rubs her head.
"I'm glad you won." Blake quietly tells me.
"Let's celebrate!" Ruby yells out throwing her arms in the air.
We sat in the eating area waiting for Blake to finish cooking. "My arms hurt so much!" I complain.
"Here! I'll help." Yang walks behind me and massages my shoulders.
"Oh! You're surprisingly good at this Yang." I comment and I feel my muscles loosen.
"Alright, that's enough!" Weiss pushes Yang away and then tries her best to massage my shoulder. But I think she dislocates my right shoulder.
"Yeow!" I scream in pain causing Weiss to let my shoulders free. "Weiss that hurts," I tell my girlfriend.
"Sorry." Weiss quietly tells me while tilting her head down. The Heiress fiddles with her hands nervously. Then Yang continues to rub my shoulders, trying to release me from my pain.
"Here. Thanks for your hard work." Blake tells me and she puts down a plate that has curry on one side and on the other side has rice.
"Wow! Looks yummy!" I exclaim and I pick up my spoon scooping some of the food and I quickly chow it down. "It is!" I exclaim again chewing in delight.
"I'm glad you enjoy it," Blake says and then I shove my empty plate in front of her.
"More!" I exclaim. My stomach needs more of this delicious food.
"Dual-wielding must be hard if you eat that much." Ruby comments and I shook my head.
"Not really. Because when I was training in the ATX sector I was originally a dual-wielder." I tell Ruby.
"ATX?" Weiss asks me.
"Oh! Back in the 'Diamond Dust,' assassins are categorized into different sectors, base on what The Boss thinks they are good at. For me, I was in the ATX sector that trains fourth generation close range assassins. Then we have the QTR which was the third generation assassins of bruisers. MTY is close to mid range assassins."
I took a bite of the curry and continue. "Then we have KTR which is the fourth generation long and close range assassins. Then we have a bunch of other categories, but the ones I just told you are the big ones." I said and then I continue to eat my curry.
"Oh, so that's how your names originated," Ruby says and I nod at her while chewing on a potato.
"Then I guess the numbers behind the weird letters are like... How many there are?" Blake asks and I nod at her as well, then I swallow.
"Then there sure are a lot of assassins around," Yang says and I correct her.
"Actually, not true. So every fifty people will group together and be trained together. At the end when the teachers taught everything to us. We fight to the death and the last one standing is branded an assassin." I tell them.
"Oh, my god! That's dark!" Yang exclaims.
"Really? I thought killing innocent people is darker."
"They're all dark!" Weiss yells at me.
"And my story isn't dark as well? I got my memories wiped. Dad and mom died, forced to become an assassin. Brutally abused by friends. That's not dark at all? But killing innocent people is dark? You guys are messed up."
"Innocent people are being killed!" Weiss tries to clarify to me.
"And I live with the trauma of killing one hundred and five people. Maybe one hundred and six. That's a lot more than Grimms invading towns. I should be ordered for death sentence already." I tell her and then she gives up trying to fix this broken brain of mine.
"So when Weiss's fake Uncle was making this weapon he was thinking about the weapon you are superior in," Ruby says while hugging God Eater in her hands.
"How... Why do you have my swords?" I ask her.
"Oh... It was on the ground." Ruby lies.
"It can't be! I put it back into the rocket."
"Well... I think you hit your head a little too hard during that fight." Ruby says giving me an innocent smile. I mean... I guess I did.
"Well, enough chit chat. Let's all eat and enjoy our meal." Blake recommends.
"Like why do you guys summon me twenty million times?" I ask Ozpin who was in front of the dorm's main door.
"Do not question. Just come with us." Ozpin says and then I grab my silver jacket and follow Ozpin.
We went inside and ride the elevator. But he presses the super secret lowest floor button on the elevator. This peaks my interest and pedophile alert.
"Uh... Where are we going?" I ask Ozpin.
"The vault under the school."
"We have a vault!? Are you trying to give me money? Not like I'm saying no or anything." I tell Ozpin and then he rolls his eyes. Then the door opens and I see the 'vault' is just a big room... A very dark room...
"You're late." I hear Qrow and I see at the end of the room stood the uncle of Yang and Ruby. I also see Glynda and I smile at her and wave. Good thing it wasn't just Ozpin and I down here. Or else I would have pressed the button back to the ground level and call the cops.
"Why are we here?" I ask.
"We would like to confess a few things," Glynda tells me.
"Shoot," I tell them. The three of the people seem awkward and they feel more awkward when they see my face. But when Glynda sees my face she has to tell me what was on her mind.
"I'm sorry," Glynda tells me and she bows in front of me.
"Woah! Is this because of that I-? You finally apologize for that?" I ask her and she ignores my stupid remarks.
"Soichi... We are the protectors of the world." Ozpin tells me, but I thought he was joking.
"And I'm Carmen Sandiego! Guess where I am?" I then shoot them the double finger gun. But they are not in the joking mood right now. "What is this about?" I said losing my childish act.
My hair slicks back up showing my drastic change. "Do you know what your parents participated in before you were born?" Qrow asks me.
"My father wasn't an assassin after he graduated from Beacon. My mother didn't have any records of any successful missions after graduating from Beacon as well. So I'm guessing my dad was the Hunter and my mom was something else?" I ask them.
"No. Your father was indeed a Hunter and your mom was a Huntress as well." Qrow tells me.
"They were part of the same group we are. Protectors of the world," Glynda says.
"As protectors of the world. We protect the truth of the world, from the world. Our group was founded in order to protect both mankind and the Maidens. Those hungry for power hunted them with the hope of inheriting their strength." Ozpin tells me as I already have knowledge of the Maidens.
"And as you can imagine, the ones that succeeded weren't exactly the ones you'd want to have unimaginable power," Qrow tells me and I can understand. I think of myself, I have the Dragon Grimm inside of me. The deadliest beast during Medieval times, and it currently still is one of the dangerous Grimms.
"And so our brotherhood chose to remove the Maidens from the public eye, allowing their existence to fade away into legend," Glynda says.
"So you're telling me. My parents risk their lives to help protect this little secret?" I ask them without any joking in my words. "So they knew what they were signing up for. And risk their lives." I said and then I went over to Amber. I am unaware of who this girl was.
"Your parents... Didn't have a choice." Glynda tells me.
"When a team with so much talent comes. Our brotherhood immediately seeks their help. If they do not wish to help us... They can't reject." Qrow tells me.
"So my parents didn't willingly sign up for this?" I ask them.
"At first... But then they eventually realize that the world could be in danger without their help." Ozpin tells me and Ozpin dropped the bomb.
"You guys... Forced my parents into this crazy mess? How could you? You're telling me that my parents could have been alive and well right now. I could have been happy, untraumatized, living a normal teenage life. If you people..." I pause my speech. "If you people didn't drag them into hell."
Glynda shudders after hearing those last few words. "I'm sorry." She tells me.
"Will sorry bring my parents back? Will it bring your beloved sister back?" I shout at Glynda. She is at fault as well.
"Kid. Calm down!" Qrow tells me with fierce eyes.
"Calm down? You're telling me to calm down?" I ask Qrow staring right into those angry eyes of his.
"Soichi. I understand this is a hard thing for you to swallow. But please forgive us." Ozpin tells me, giving me a sad face. I inhale a large amount of air and breathe out.
"Let me take a guess. Team STQR is also in this business?" I ask them.
"Yes. But we signed up for this." Qrow tells me.
"So Summer died because of this stupid job as well?" I ask them. They decide to leave this question unanswered. "Of course... You know. It's easy to take in the fact that my parents were murdered and I was stripped of my childhood. But saying my parents died because you forced them into this. IS INSANE!" I yell.
The three of them stood silent and all we could hear was my angry huffing and puffing noise.
"Is that all you want to tell me? Or do you want me to become one of you because I know this much already?" I ask them. There was a moment of silence before Ozpin answers me.
"No... You can live a normal life. Just... Don't tell anyone." Ozpin lies. I know he lied, he wants me to follow my parent's footsteps. His hands were telling it all. Rubbing the handle of his cane nervously. He lied to me... My hero... Just lied to me.
I feel as if a giant nuclear bomb just exploded in my head. I grip my head in pain trying to keep my anger in. I let out a heavy scream and I stare at them with murderous eyes.
"I hate you all," I said and then I head for the elevator. I get in and then Ozpin calls for me.
"Soichi!" Ozpin yells my name. I look at the 'Protectors' of the world. They bow down. "We are sorry." He apologizes and then the elevator doors close.
When the elevator starts moving I punch the door trying to release my anger.
EHHHHHH! I hate my life. Anyways I hope you enjoy this shitty chapter that made no sense. Like this is what happens when I take a long time off of writing. I just forget everything I was supposed to put in this chapter. Like, that's why when I say I'm going to take a break. I don't take a break. Anyways unfollow, unfavorite, review about me being a shitty author and until next time. Don't taze me bro... CHILL!