(Inspired by the episode "The Yalu Brick Road." As you can probably tell from the episode's title, Mike Farrell was inspired by "The Wizard of Oz" when he wrote this script. The same goes for my drabble.)
Over the Rainbow
I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
Lost in the wilds of Korea… this is not exactly my idea of fun. It's pretty damn scary, if you want to know the truth.
Ralph is forever surrendering, Fred's a weight on B.J.'s shoulders. Which way to go? It's anyone's guess. The enemy could be lurking around any corner.
Soldiers and guns and artillery, oh my.
Who would've guessed I'd ever say this? I actually miss the mighty 4077th.
We'll be OK, we'll find our way back. Repeat after me: There's no place like home, there's no place like home…