The minute Rachel saw the bus, she knew there would be trouble.
That's not even true. The minute Mr. Schuester said he would take care of transportation to Sectionals, Rachel knew there would be trouble. If Mr. Schuester ever bothered to listen to her, she would have been able to inform him that this was not the most revered bus company in the Lima area.
To be fair, the bus did get them to Sectionals. However, it broke down on a "shortcut" on the way back.
They are now standing by the side of the road while their bus driver, who apparently took fashion advice from Nick Nolte's mug shot, attempts to "fix" their bus. Judging from the fact that he had difficulty locating the engine, she thinks they might be here for a while.
Puck doesn't want to fuel the fuckin' fire, but if Schue actually listened to Rachel, he's betting they wouldn't be standing on the side of the damn road while the guy from the Saw movies tried to fix their bus. Kurt's trying to help, but every time the dude picks up a tool, Kurt jumps a fuckin' mile. So they're gonna be here a while.
It's not really that cold out, but he can see Rachel shivering. Maybe if she wore winter clothes once in a damn while, she wouldn't be so cold. But he'll be all gentlemanly and drop his arm around her shoulder, maybe cop a feel. Her boobs are probably cold anyway.
When she feels the weight of his arm around her, the first thing she thinks is that this is some lame attempt to feel her breasts. Her second thought is finally some warmth.
"If this is some feeble attempt to "feel me up", I should warn you now that you will be unsuccessful."
"Me? I'm just being a friend. I can take my body heat somewhere else." He tries to pull his arm away, but Rachel's little hand clamps around his wrist.
"Don't move! And stop smirking."
"How do you know I'm smirking?" He asks with a smirk.
"You're always smirking."
An hour later, his arm is doing her absolutely no good. She needs to be closer to him. So while he talks on his phone to his mom, she starts unbuttoning his coat.
Puck looks down at Rachel while his mom blabs in his ear about how she'll be there in half an hour and she'll give a ride to anyone who needs it. He's kinda not paying attention because Rachel's undressing him. Okay, she's undoing his coat, but it's not far from taking his coat off to taking his pants off.
He hangs up with his mom just as Rachel gets his coat undone and wraps her arms around him under his coat.
"What are you doing?" He asks curiously.
"Shhh." She giggles. "I'm warm. Now hug me."
"You're crazy, you know that, right?" He tells her as he wraps the sides of his coat around her as far as they'll go.
"Crazy, but warm." She tells him, burrowing further into him.
When it comes time to organize transportation to Nationals, Mr. Schuester asks Rachel if she has any suggestions.
Rachel scoots her chair closer to Puck's as she says, "Oh, Mr. Schuester, I think you should take care of it."