A/N: So this is my last day of school before I'm staying home for break so hopefully I'll update a lot more. Also, I put up a new poll. Basically, who would make the best Alice? This is where I'll rant about how Robert Pattinson is so wrong for the part of Edward. he can't act, he looks like he was run over by a forklift and his voice is anything but dazzling. Your comments? This chapter goes out to BrunettesHaveMoreFun for the idea. Thanks! Read and review? I want at least 10 review for this chapter before I update. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.

Gypped

"I think we definitely got the better part of this deal."

"Really? I think we got gypped."

"No way! This is way better than what the girls have to do!"

"I'd prefer decorating the inside of the house than the outside." Jasper grumbled.

"Why? If we got stuck with the inside we'd have so much more work to do. Out here all we have to do is string up lights." Edward explained.

"What do you mean we? I'm the one who's doing all of the work here!" Emmett exclaimed from the roof where he was currently holding a light up Santa. "You two haven't lifted a finger!"

"Not true!" Edward yelled back. "We put up the ladder."

"Ha! Like that took any man power on your part at all…" Emmett scoffed before turning back around to find a suitable place to tie down the Santa.

Glaring at his brother, Edward turned to Jasper and whispered "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"I'm on it." Jasper nodded as he closed his eyes serenely.

A few moments later, Emmett lost his footing and went tumbling towards the ground.

"Ahhh!"

"Nice." Edward chuckled.

"Thanks." Jasper grinned.

The entire ground trembled as Emmett's rock hard body collided with it. It took him all of a second to get to his feet and begin stalking towards Jasper.

"Hey there bro, think about what you're doing." Edward began, also making a beeline towards Jasper.

"Yeah!" Jasper added as he began to back away from his bear-like sibling. "All work and no play makes Jasper a dull boy."

"All work and no play makes Jasper an unloved boy." A bell like voice chimed from behind him.

"Damn it." He muttered under his breath as he turned around to see Alice and Rosalie behind him.

Before either of the girls could utter another word, Edward pointed at Jasper and said "He did it!"

"Thanks a lot." Jasper whined sarcastically. "This time I know I got gypped."

"Smirking, Edward replied "Don't mention it."