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319. Drink Kool-aide
Mustang was horrified and panicking when Edward drank the red water in the lab while doing an inspection, but was ready to kill the shrimp after the alchemist faked it and was actually drinking Kool-aide that he requested the staff bring him in a beaker.
320. Grow a mullet
People at HQ thought Major Armstrong was scary before, but the Major's hair extensions only increased their terror and his sparkly-ness
321. Live a nightmare
Roy's pride was shattered when in the battle against father, he was unable to do anything and handed his gloves over to Riza.
"Can you fight?"
"Yes."
The only thing he didn't know was that Riza actually was a master at fire alchemy because her father had taught her as a child and he was put to shame while she kicked father's ass while everyone else was amazed.
Then he woke up
"Worst nightmare ever! …..But she was still sexy…."
"Get back to work sir."
322. Do something stupid….well…..something that already wasn't on this list
Too many things to insert here, but one that could qualify would be when Ed was mellow and went to the tattoo parlor and came out sporting an ouroborus tattoo…
He ended up regretting his mellowness after he was detained and proved that he went to the tattoo parlor and wasn't a homunculus
323. Play pat-a-cake
It was Edward's revenge after Mustang ruined his day.
Mustang vowed never to trust Edward again, even if it did look like he was drunk or high after he had to get a new uniform and wait until the pink dye came out of his hair since Edward changed it so he couldn't change it back till it faded
324. Hide
Havoc was fine with dating girls but when he dated a psycho one and broke up with her, she wouldn't leave him alone and he had to flee for over a year trying to get rid of his psychotic stalker
325. Find out a secret
Falman looked downright depressed when his hairy secret got out to the rest of his office. He left with his soaked wig in hand while his shiny bald head gleamed in the light before he put on his hat and left while everyone else (except Hawkeye) was stifling their laughter and amazement
326. Open a zoo
"For the last time: Fuery and Alphonse, you need to stop bringing in stray animals!"
This happened after they found a bear in the basement of HQ that Al and Fuery had found as a cub and had raised.
The officer that found it had to get a change of pants and head over to the military psychiatrist
327. Open a dating service for military officers
The plan failed, as Colonel Mustang and Lieutenant Hawkeye were still not together to the great disappointment of the rest of their team.
We're hitting the 333 mark next chapter! =D Pay attention for small details in the next chapter! =3D I accidentally changed it too soon yesterday and some people saw what I was going to do: if you did see it, then keep it a surprise! Everyone else will find out next chapter!
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