Thanks for all your suggestions and request. I'm doing everyone, minus Roy. (well I'm going to attempt it.) I love/hate procrastinating.
Ch. 36 Tantrums Galore! Starting with Robin because his was already written.
(Rob's POV) By the way it's those voices in his head again!
Robin thought: Should I?
Conscious: No, you already got him(Bruce) mad on daring Roy the other day…you'll get into more trouble.
Evilness: But Roy dared you back! You don't want to be chicken!
Conscious: Well actually he somehow dared all of Young Justice… and I'm pretty sure not all of them wanted to do it.
Evilness: Rules are Rules! Everyone is forced to do it! By the truth and dare code!
Conscious: B-But!(Evil version of him stomps over shoots Mr. Goody two shoes with an arrow)
Evilness: As I was saying its competition! Roy's the judge on who throws the best tantrum, he'll be watching you.
Robin: Stalk much?
Evilness: Do you want KF to win this? Huh do you want that!
Robin thought: No, not really.
Evilness: Exactly! He'll brag about how he won and he will always bring up that point of "remember when I beat you at…"
Robin: Yeah but I don't want to look stupid!
(Conscious moans) not to mention punishment.
(Evil voice sends conscious a glare) You're supposed to be dead! And who cares about punishment he already took away everything you love right? He can't do anything else so trust me on this!
(Robin turns to his conscious. His conscious gets up from the floor, removes arrow, and replies; He's got a point. Robin faces his evil voice.)
Robin: Fine it's a good thing I still have…
"Robin we arrived." Batman's voice snapped him out of his thoughts.
"Who are we fighting today?" the boy wonder asked removing his seatbelt and hopping out of the Batmobile.
"Bank robbers." The dark night informs blending into the shadows.
"Ah wannabes. Can I take them by myself?" the skilled acrobat ninja asked. Batman nodded and watched from the shadows as his partner took them out in a matter of minutes. {would have been seconds if they didn't have crowbars}
Batman stepped out of the shadows and helped Robin tie the barley conscious crooks.
"Sooo umm Young Justice is throwing a party. Just wondering if I could go…"
Bruce thought about it. Young Justice is responsible, plus the teens know not to go overboard why not? Batman nodded his head once.
The crooks were slowly starting to get clear vision, which meant they were going to stay conscious.
"Really? Yess! Oh just some minor details I forgot. No adult supervision. There may or may not be alcohol and drugs usage. What happens stays there, it will last two to three days. It's on a school day." The 13 year old said using his fingers to count off the 'small' details. "Hmm that's about it besides the crazy stupid ideas KF, Roy and I came up with… it's gonna be epic!"
Doesn't he know the answer? As if he's going to go! "On second thought… No." Batman answered keeping his eyes on the three law breakers that had grown an interest to their convo.
Robin's face fell. "But you just said I could go!"
"That was before you mentioned the 'minor' details."
Robin pouted, "So!"
"The answer's no." Batman couldn't wait for some cop cars to show.
"Why not! You never let me go anywhere!" Bat's little bird yelled in frustration.
The thieves snickered. One of them commented on the situation "Careful Bats, the brat's getting mad…"Batman sent them a glare, shutting him up.
"I said no. Let's go." Batman said through gritted teeth, signaling to let it drop.
"Nu-uh we can't go! The cops aren't near so they will escape if we leave." Robin pointed out. As much as Bruce felt like leaving he knew Robin had a point. "…." Batman remained silent.
"Anyways I reaalllllly want to go. So can I pretty please with a cherry on the top go?" he asked again hopefully in the nicest voice he could manage.
"No. End of conversation." Batman replied with a growl. The robbers didn't try to hide their amusement.
"But But I was so good all week, never ran away once! And I never get to go on these things and…" Batman cut off his rambling.
"N-O." he glowered at him.
Another tied up beaten crook also added a comment muttering. "No wonder the kid runs away from him…" the others laughed.
"But everyone going! KF, Aqualad, Miss M., Artemis, Supey and RA! Everyone but me!" he screamed dramatically making everyone wince.
"I said no Robin!" Batman snapped at him, thinking that would shut him up but all it did was anger him more. Robin began to kick and throw stuff at Batman yelling "Big meanie." While the tied up men where in hysterics. Batman did not want to believe what was happening.
Dick collapsed on the floor fake tears rolling down his cheeks. "It's NOT FAIR!" Batman's reaction was mixed with confusion, anger, and worry, this NEVER ever happened to him how does he deal with it!
Robin was still whining and screeching "KF gets to go! Why can't I?" The crooks were just rolling on the floor laughing, so much for the big bad Batman and his fearless partner.
I-I never dealt with this situation. Damn I should of read those partnering books… even if I read those parenting books I wouldn't have read the toddler tantrum section! This is ridiculous! Batman was actually nervous though he wouldn't let it show.
The cops arrived to the scene they saw a very outraged dark night, a screeching crying obviously upset boy wonder, and crooks commenting on how "the 'thing' is out of control" They all stared dumbfounded.
Robin shut up shut up shut up shut up! Batman repeated it in his head over and over again, for some reason he didn't want to yell that out loud in fear of the cops gossiping this to media.
What was Batman supposed to do? Slap him across the face or try to soothe him to calming down? Instinct and logic got in the way of telling him what to do. Does he just leave Robin here? I NEED ALFRED!
Robin felt the vibration of his phone. He sat up from the floor and read the message from Roy.
Roy-boy: Enough, bravo.
Robin got up with the little dignity he had left, "The cops came, let's go Batman."
Batman vanished as soon as he heard those words. Robin shrugged and threw the remaining FWIS potion on the cops, and criminals. He then proceeds to leave the same way his mentor had left somehow the dynamic duo just disappears into thin air.
Robin held his breath as he entered the Batmobile, a very livid Batman waiting no doubt.
…. Let's catch up with Artemis shall we?
Roy Annoying Arrow: watching u, that means its ur turn.
"Ugh, Roy comes up with the most stupid ideas." Artemis muttered putting her phone away.
"Shhh." Green Arrow glanced at her then back at the gangsters. There were around 25 of them, all meeting up for something. All were armed with pistols, knifes, and crowbars. GA knew he had to stop them but couldn't do it alone so Artemis was his back up.
"On the count of three we get them." He whispered from their hiding spot in the alley. She nodded and got into fighting stance.
"One, two, three!" he whispered. They jumped out and green arrows flew everywhere, startling the gang.
"Crap its green arrow and he's replaced speedy with a chick! Run!" a coward member yelled running for his life.
"Relax there's more of us than them. We'll take them out easily." The leader called cracking his knuckles.
Artemis and Green Arrow were back to back fighting off the men, so far winning. Artemis found it easy challenge and decided to start a convo with her mentor.
"So I noticed my double chocolate chip cookie dough ice-cream wasn't in the freezer. You haven't seen it have you?" she asked, if she was going to throw a tantrum might as well have a good reason for it.
"Oh, that was yours? Hehehe about that…" Green Arrow procrastinated by punching guys before answering her. "I sorta kinda may have eaten it." He squeaked the last part out.
"YOU WHAT!" she screeched kicking the guy next to her in his special place.
"I-I uh, well it had the sprinkles and gummy bears who could resist it?" he laughed nervously, now was not the time to be arguing.
"It was mine! That was my precious! Seven long minutes of perfection. And you just eat it?" she choked out, trying to make him feel guilty. She stopped fighting to wipe away fake tears.
"S-sorry." He said halfheartedly avoiding a gunshot.
"It was my baby! How could you?" she jumped onto a nearby fire escape, distancing herself from the fight.
"Artemis? What are you doing?" GA asked backing away as ten men circled him, trapping him. "Artemis a little help?" he called out to her. Half of the gang was knocked out but the ones that weren't were gaining on him.
" NO! You ate my precious ice-cream! I hope they beat you up!" she looked away from him a pout. In the corner of her eye she saw Oliver's stunned expression of wtf.
"Are you kidding me? Seriously? It's just an ice-cream!" he yelled before getting punched in the face, too many guys to fight all at once, and not enough space to shoot an arrow.
Artemis ignored his pleads, finding her nails more interesting. She began to hum to herself to tune out his angered voice.
"DAMMIT! Artemis come down here and help!" he called out trying not to panic as they attacked him from all sides and with weapons.
"Ha the arrow chick ditched ya! You better get the princess some ice-cream." The one with the dragon tattoo teased. The soon to be jailed adults, all laughed.
Roy Annoying Arrow: xD enough. alright, alright don't let Ollie die… classical stubborn tantrum
"Hey GA! If I help you out, will you to take me out for ice-cream?" Artemis said turning her head toward him.
"ANYTHING! JUST HELP!" he gasped out, they got a choke hold on him.
"Promise?" she played around, was it wrong to say it was fun to see him getting tortured? No, not if he ate my ice-cream, her conscious reminded her.
"Promise," he replied blushing, man was this childish.
"Oh look, the little girl wants to play. Did daddy agree to give you that ice-cream?" the leader mocked her, she cracked her knuckles and became dead serious. Do I have to say more? Of course Artemis kicked-ass.
"Aw did this little girl just beat you up? Sorry…not." Artemis said with a triumph smirk. The gangsters groaned in pain.
"For a second there I believed you were going to actually abandon me." Green Arrow said rubbing his neck facing her.
"Yeah I'm still waiting on that ice-cream before you're forgiven.''
A/N: Robin did the classical toddler tantrum, and Artemis did the 'I won't do what you say until you give me what I want' tantrum. Ha yeah this will be twenty pages if I do everyone in the same chapter so I'm breaking it up. Next chapter who ever I'm in the mood of typing. Bye!
